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Funniest thing that's ever happened to you while on shrooms?

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[Dawn
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anyone have any funny shroom stories? i want to laugh.
Oct 14 2009 10:02PM
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Loges
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I walked towards the moon.. didn't realize what i was doing until i found myself in the woods
Oct 15 2009 3:37PM
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Frank_Spinatra
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I feel absolutely horrible about what happened, but these type of things are just too much when tripping.

So we went to this hot spring that is on the side of the colorado river for the afternoon with a few friends, we were all tripping balls off an 1/8th each.  We spent most of the day smoking bowls in the spring just relaxing enjoying the amazing scenery, and since it is literally on the river, rafters and kayakers would show up pretty consistently throughout the day, take a dip in the hot spring and then move on.  Everyone was super cool, and we had fun trying to make convorsation while being totally fucked up.  So all goes well until this family with like 7 kids shows up.  The parents do a good job of keeping most of the kids from being crazy and they stay mostly on the other side of the spring.  One little girl starts to swim over to our side of it and see's a small waterfall of spring water dripping into the pool behind me.  She starts touching me and trying to move me and climb over me to see it.  She wouldn't leave me alone and starts yelling at me.  I got really scared and ran out of the pool while her parents realized the situation and tried to get her away from us.  Strangers are hard enough to deal with when tripping, but a mentally retarded little girl who wont leave you alone can be terrifying.

the hot spring is sick though.
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Oct 15 2009 3:40PM
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FrenchToastMafia
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^thats hilarious
Oct 15 2009 5:24PM
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FrenchToastMafia
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thats priceless
Oct 15 2009 5:35PM
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captaincrunch
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they had 7 kids?
mormons..............
Oct 15 2009 5:35PM
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buddychaps
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well i know someone who's going to the movie paranormal activity on shrooms tomorrow ha
Oct 15 2009 6:10PM
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captaincrunch
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god fucking damnit you better make a thread about the results.
Oct 15 2009 6:21PM
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buddychaps
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definitely
Oct 15 2009 6:24PM
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Frank_Spinatra
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I generally don't like sitting in one place watching something but on occasion it works out amazing.  3 of us spend 5 hours tripping balls once watching Planet Earth on blue ray on my 46in in the dark with the surround cranked up.  We each had our own couch and watched the entire thing with like barely our eyes sticking out from under blankets.  We were so fucking engrossed in what we were watching.  Especially the part where the chimps lead an invasion into enemy chimp territory.  I kept yelling WAR MONKEYS!!!! AHHH!!!! hahaha
Oct 15 2009 6:30PM
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MangoSteeze
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I like to keep my readers wanting more.. or i ran out of time.. anyways.. all my friends got off because they did not admit to doing shrooms. they said they had been drinking and were let off. Oh and my friend that ran from the cops was picked up by police walking on highway with a 6 pack of soda, a loaf of bread, and ketchup. and he got off too
Oct 15 2009 8:02PM
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[Dawn
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i loled so hard
Oct 15 2009 8:48PM
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captaincrunch
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lol crucial epilogue.
Oct 15 2009 9:30PM
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KrazyistKarl
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i LAUGHED OUT LOUD for a good five mins straight picturing that. im pretty sure my parents thought i was fucking, then i read a few posts down and had the story ruined.
Oct 16 2009 1:44AM
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49rider
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I wasnt gonna post til i read this. Me and 2 buddies are towards the end of a trip, we get back to my house after walking around the neighborhood for a few hours in the snow. we sit down on the couch and one of my buddies said with a head full of mushrooms, "i feel like on mushrooms if you wish for something it will come true", my other buddy immediately says "i wish i had a pocket full of lighters". The first guy calm and cool reaches into his pocket and pulls out 4 or 5 lighters he had stolen/acquired throughout the night and hands them to the other guy. crazy shit, well not really crazy in the sense anyone got arrested or anything just a crazy coincidence or shroom divine intervention. either way it was hilarious
Oct 16 2009 6:24AM
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49rider
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I wasnt gonna post til i read this. Me and 2 buddies are towards the end of a trip, we get back to my house after walking around the neighborhood for a few hours in the snow. we sit down on the couch and one of my buddies said with a head full of mushrooms, "i feel like on mushrooms if you wish for something it will come true", my other buddy immediately says "i wish i had a pocket full of lighters". The first guy calm and cool reaches into his pocket and pulls out 4 or 5 lighters he had stolen/acquired throughout the night and hands them to the other guy. crazy shit, well not really crazy in the sense anyone got arrested or anything just a crazy coincidence or shroom divine intervention. either way it was hilarious
Oct 16 2009 6:26AM
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dirtylion27
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One friend of mine was chased around his room for three hours by a little blue man. Another one broke this kid's xbox because he thought it was a mini t-rex chasing him so he kicked it.
Oct 16 2009 8:20AM
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HARDSTYLE2767
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so all four of us were standing outside under a incredible night sky and its silence for about 10 mins. you know, we are just taking in the moment i guess your could say, then spencer (one of the four) just shouts.

"dude, what the fuck was in the samiches!"

Oct 16 2009 8:30AM
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ThaLorax
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u sure he was on shrooms or wasn't making it up? you don't see things that aren't there on mushrooms....
Oct 16 2009 1:13PM
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Skittle.
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my threads
Oct 16 2009 11:25PM
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KFRADtheLaxBro
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i jizzed
Oct 16 2009 11:30PM
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Travapple.
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fuckin hilarious shit in here, wish i had some sick stories to share.
Oct 17 2009 1:31AM
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jason...
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Your buddy is making that up.
Oct 17 2009 1:49AM
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[Dawn
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keep em comming, this thread is hilarious
Oct 17 2009 2:22AM
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-JME-
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freshman year at CU i was attacked by a raccoon on campus. chased me for a good distance.
Oct 17 2009 2:26AM
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Supafresh
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my friend told me about this story about when he first tried acid he took it and didnt think it worked so he started to walk over to this other guys house which was like 3k away and when he was walking there the acid kicked in so he started runing and he said the street lights were blured to make it seem like he was traveling light speed and he ended up falling down and almost drowning in a puddle and his dad found him and took him home like 3hrs later

Oct 17 2009 2:58AM
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assface
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my ringtone
Oct 17 2009 2:59AM
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daytripper67
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not buying it sorry
Oct 18 2009 10:44PM
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CJHski
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not necessarily funny for me at the time, but i broke up with my girl friend when i was frying and she was not.  actually the worst fry/trip i have ever had.
Oct 27 2009 4:52AM
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unchyll
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haha one time i was hippy flipping, "pure mdma and 4 grams of shrooms"
and i was convinced my life was the video game GTA 4 and some one had just shot me, I actualy started choking on my tounge and telling everyone i was dying also i was convinced i pissed my pants the whole time.
ahhh that was a baddd night.
Oct 27 2009 5:06AM
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CJHski
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ahhhh shit, i hate that feeling, that happens to me quite often.
Oct 27 2009 5:11AM
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mr.rise
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Ian, you bully
Oct 27 2009 5:47AM
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Steezius_Maximus
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this summer, i was smoking weed in my friends house ( he grows mush ) and he started chewing them. 1 hour later He started shaking then he grabbed me and started shaking me he was screaming save me saaavve me!!! then he puked and slipped on his vomit and he didnt say anything for awhile
Oct 27 2009 8:38AM
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Hemulen.
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my teacher told me about one of his friends who tried "fleinsopp", dont know if its similar to shromms, but it fucks you up at least. the guy thought he was a banana for a week, and was yelling dont peel me!
and another dude on the news thought that if he could go naked through half of norway withouth walking on roads, he would save his dying aunt. the police tried to catch the guy, but he was to sweaty so he slipped away, and it took the police like 1 hour to catch him
Oct 27 2009 8:41AM
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