The Crow for me. My gf is gonna be Selene from Underworld.
Someone should be Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson.
I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person
Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person
Well, Sunday River has opened for Halloween the past two seasons, so I'll prolly be there if they are open, therefore a skier.
If they aren't open I'm going to be Kenny Fuckin' Powers.
"Well your opinion is fucking terrible and you should go have your mouth sewed shut before crushing your hands beyond use in a vice and overdosing yourself into brain death on painkillers so nobody has to hear your opinion ever again" -Scott 22~