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Your a skier when......

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B.Pol
Posts: 1750 - Karma: 59

Just another random thread. But hey it could be fun. I'll start it off with:

Your a skier when your 5'10 and think a size large T's are too small

Just come up with sayings...I'm bored so don't hate

Oct 10 2009 12:30PM
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JRullo
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 265
use the searchbar... but probly when you land a rodeo
Oct 10 2009 12:32PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
when you spell you're wrong
Oct 10 2009 12:32PM
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B.Pol
Posts: 1750 - Karma: 59

I did but there was nothing

Oct 10 2009 12:32PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
i'm saying this in good fun, but you know you're a skier when you can't spell the proper form of you are haha
Oct 10 2009 12:37PM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3803 - Karma: 3,232
this thread has never been done before......
Oct 10 2009 12:38PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
you know you're a skier when....YOU LIKE TO GO FUCKING SKIING!
Oct 10 2009 1:07PM
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Mr.Plank
Posts: 535 - Karma: 82
you go to price chopper and buy the most cheap and random shit you can find.

(scooby doo fruit snacks, lunchables, peach rings)
Oct 10 2009 1:13PM
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corona
Posts: 12752 - Karma: 32,266
when you ski. duh
Oct 10 2009 1:13PM
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i.am.a.skier.
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 14
when 6XL's fit just right
Oct 10 2009 1:14PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,180
according to gapers, all your clothes are too big for you
half the days you're on the mountain are shitty, but you still think its dank
Oct 10 2009 1:17PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36696 - Karma: 110,718
you know your a skiier when you have a permanent  goggle tan.
Oct 10 2009 1:35PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
you're a skier when you wear stupid fucking 6xl tall tee's in the colors of fruity condoms and your roll down the hill riding like a back seat bitch, all the while blaring your balla xl headphones, and shouting profanity at snowboarders.
Oct 10 2009 1:40PM
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Chalet_9
Posts: 40 - Karma: 30
you know you're a skier in OREGON when you get stoked about rain in portland. aka snow in the mts.
Oct 10 2009 2:16PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
dammit you beat me.
Oct 10 2009 2:19PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
when a dress is just not long enough
Oct 10 2009 2:24PM
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Zoro
Posts: 1253 - Karma: 37

I LOVE YOU.

Oct 10 2009 3:01PM
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Leafman
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 251
also ture in washintonia
Oct 10 2009 3:10PM
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J.Niel.
Posts: 301 - Karma: 9
true
Oct 10 2009 3:28PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
^^ when cascade concrete feels awesome
Oct 10 2009 3:30PM
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manzear
Posts: 843 - Karma: 849
youre a skier when you hate on everything that you see on NS...
Oct 10 2009 3:33PM
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andersteeze
Posts: 1047 - Karma: 30
When you sag your goggles and you dont care if it hurts your nose
Oct 10 2009 3:36PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 608
Neil Golub ftw.
Oct 10 2009 3:40PM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
when you quit skiing and professionally play bingo in world tours wearing a snuggie. "CUZ YOUR HANDS ARE FREE AND SHIT!!!!!"
Oct 10 2009 3:44PM
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PAuL_Hellar
Posts: 1355 - Karma: 62
im sorry but 6xl is just too small u sir are not a skier you shuld change your name
Oct 10 2009 3:47PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
You know you're a skier when you get depressed about dunkaroos being discontinued.
Oct 27 2009 7:49PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
when you care more about skiing than how you look
Oct 27 2009 7:51PM
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*steeze_is_good
Posts: 2885 - Karma: 718
WHAT!
Oct 27 2009 7:53PM
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7-11_Slurpee
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 1,552
You know your a skier when you steal icons from asians.
Oct 27 2009 7:55PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
you know you're a skier when your steeze gets you mad pussy.
Oct 27 2009 7:57PM
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skeedle
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 628
you know you're a skier when you get more out of a powder dream than a sex dream.
Oct 27 2009 7:58PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
you have a ns account
Oct 27 2009 7:59PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 86
when you can't find chads gap.
Oct 27 2009 8:00PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
fuck nvrm. dunkaroos aren't discontinued. they just aren't available allot of places like PA. i want some fuckin motorcycle shaped cookies that i can dip in icing.
Oct 27 2009 8:01PM
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drwclrk
Posts: 1114 - Karma: 718
when you do 270s onto curbs.
Oct 27 2009 8:01PM
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CLIP
Posts: 42 - Karma: 10
'
Oct 27 2009 8:03PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
when you have a crate full of stickers.
Oct 27 2009 8:04PM
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.jr
Posts: 5313 - Karma: 356
then 3/4ths of ns'ers arent skiers.
Oct 27 2009 8:04PM
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cheddafries
Posts: 1016 - Karma: 52
you are a skier when you ride out like a thug
Oct 27 2009 8:06PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
you ski
Oct 27 2009 8:06PM
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drwclrk
Posts: 1114 - Karma: 718
^im pretty sure skiing is like 80% style...
Oct 27 2009 8:06PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
I guess wearing shirts too big for you makes you a skier
Oct 27 2009 8:07PM
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stokedelic
Posts: 1478 - Karma: 3,121
FUCK YEAH.
Oct 27 2009 8:10PM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,327
your only a true skier when you wear paper thin pipe gloves that cause your hands to freeeze like an ice cubes.
Oct 27 2009 8:12PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
hence why i needed to bring that up
Oct 27 2009 8:13PM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
but they look cool
Oct 27 2009 8:13PM
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gnarshrelpt
Posts: 572 - Karma: 15
IM not the only one!
Oct 27 2009 8:20PM
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gnarshrelpt
Posts: 572 - Karma: 15
IM not the only one!
Oct 27 2009 8:20PM
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fountain.
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 80
when you do switch ups just going down the stairs. am i the only one?
Oct 27 2009 8:24PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
unless you home moutain at hood is skibowl, and then theres a good chance its gonna be raining there as well.


Oct 27 2009 8:26PM
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