My roommate plays the little like $25 tournaments and for fake money. Got me started on fake money too.
I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person
Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person
super creeper, but do you live in saratoga? i saw youre sig says reppin the 518, im from toga.
"when i was really young i ate a huge bag of sunflower seeds without spitting out the shells cause i didnt know you had to. dont do it! i was sitting on the toilet for 4 hours screaming THERE ARE SEASHELLS CUTTING MY BUTTHOLE! true anecdote!"-valley
"damnit i was gonna make this thread. luckily im not a slackjawed idiot who doesnt use the searchbar"-andyju04392$