Woah woah woah, I was just thinking he could use the stairs to go to the pharmacy with his wife(because sex before marriage is wrong) and buy a pregnancy test. Shame on you for advocating violence against women, what would that fudepacke–I mean–Rowen say.
If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character...Would you slow down? Or speed up?
if youre worried about getting a pregnancy test im sure your girl is freaking out too so don't get a cheap one that sucks balls. get a decent one that will put her at ease more if she knows its a bit more accurate.
"This shot feels so good, this shot feels so right,
I can't believe she fucked me and another guy tonight.
To drown my pain, I bought this alcohol at the store,
Because let's face it: All women are whores."