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Movies you watched and will never watch again.

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beezey
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Marley and Me

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Oct 2 2009 7:09PM
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ArnieP
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The problem with you watching those kind of movies is that you are educated on the subject. Normally, this is a good thing, but with grotesque action movies like this, the movie action gets skewed by the reality of things.

If you can watch it again, with an open mind and separate yourself from your background on the subject, you may like them. Or you may hate them, just because of who directed it.
Oct 2 2009 11:33PM
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Mr.Panda
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Fuck that, Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs are two of my favorite movies and the scene with Clive Owen and Benecio del Toro talking in the car during Sin City is probably one of the cooler scenes in that film.
Oct 2 2009 11:36PM
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ArnieP
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Ya, so maybe try watching Kill Bill like you are not Japanese and know nothing about swords!
Oct 2 2009 11:44PM
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Mr.Panda
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Haha.  That is like telling a member of the armed forces to not swear and jerk off all the time.
Oct 2 2009 11:46PM
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beezey
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i don't tihnk i could ever watch legeally blonde 2 ever again
Oct 2 2009 11:51PM
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marley-skis
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disturbia
Oct 3 2009 12:03AM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426

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and I bought it on blu ray- soo fake no girl could be that hot, and talented- fake photoshop
Oct 3 2009 12:06AM
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dwigt
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"who's your caddy" is with out a doubt the shittiest movie ever created
Oct 3 2009 12:12AM
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Charles.
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The Darjeeling limited
Evil Bong 2

Oct 3 2009 12:17AM
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DrStrangelove
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burn after reading...ughhhh, a star-studded cast does not always a good movie make
Oct 3 2009 12:26AM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
battle royal
BRUNO
signs
Oct 3 2009 12:30AM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
ahhhhhhh Darjeeling was fucking awesome!!!! and burn after reading was as well some people are crazy
Oct 3 2009 12:37AM
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Wis_Skier_23
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I could never watch Bruno again....just was way too gay for me
Oct 3 2009 12:51AM
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_CC_
Posts: 3890 - Karma: 747
the happening. the amount of nuts that movie sucked does not even compare....
Oct 3 2009 1:33AM
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Mr.Panda
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I was going to say "Compare to what?" with a leading sort of grin thing going on but I won't cause that could be considered sexist.  Oh, wait, I just kinda did didn't I?  FUCK
Oct 3 2009 1:40AM
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_CC_
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haha that was actually funny

and it compares to nothing. there is nothing that comes close to how bad that movie was
Oct 3 2009 1:44AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Does the amount of cock and balls it sucked compare to the amount of cock and balls these two lovely ladies have sucked?

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Oct 3 2009 1:47AM
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tigon
Posts: 131 - Karma: 10
quoting for obv reasons?

Oct 3 2009 1:52AM
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dex.
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the only good part about that movie was you got to see that chicks rack
Oct 3 2009 2:08AM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
any number of random porn videos on teh internet
Oct 3 2009 3:09AM
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dantron88
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i just watched inglorious bastards and there wasn't nearly enough hack and slashing. too much paying homage to all those old war exploitation genres and shit... i just wanted some gore!
Oct 3 2009 3:51AM
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graciousstallion
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youre an idiot.
Oct 3 2009 6:00AM
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7X
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i hated transformers with a passion

i thought district 9 was the cats tits
Oct 3 2009 6:20AM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
damn you beat me to it!! yeah that might have been the worst movie i have ever seen
Oct 3 2009 7:56AM
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h_bar
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Oct 3 2009 8:10AM
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987321654hgfd
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Oct 3 2009 10:13AM
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adrianms
Posts: 162 - Karma: 86
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Oct 3 2009 10:38AM
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ski@jaypeak2
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 394
Just watched Semi-Pro, it sucked.  Will Farell is a movie whore, you dont have to do every shitty movie that goes across your desk.
Oct 3 2009 12:27PM
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Jimmy.
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my dog skip
Oct 3 2009 1:31PM
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Campeador
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Worst fucking movie, worst "comedian"

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Oct 3 2009 2:11PM
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Squishmitten
Posts: 456 - Karma: 19
AHHHHH FUCK THAT MOVIE dude.. that is what i was gonna post... such a fucked up movie....
Oct 3 2009 2:14PM
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*TURBONERD*
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dunno if somebody already said this, but in bruges. i just did not like it at all
Oct 3 2009 2:33PM
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Mr.Panda
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That's one of my favorites but to each their own.  I can see how someone wouldn't like it though, it is a rather strange movies.
Oct 3 2009 2:36PM
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doublexl
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really? i was hoping that was going to be good.

anway, to contribute...
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Oct 3 2009 2:43PM
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bibs_skibum
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miss march was fucking miserable.  I thought it might be a little bit funny since it had a few actors from WKUK, but it was terrible.  Fuck, worst money ive ever spent
Oct 3 2009 2:43PM
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iggyskier
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yeah that movie was awful
Oct 4 2009 9:34PM
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Dan-Man
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the soloist

the informant

just a few there, haha, so many more

Oct 4 2009 9:36PM
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no_steeze
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exactly

if the fighting or anything was realistic, the movie would suck, it's just tarantino's style, everything is incredibly fake and stylized
Oct 4 2009 9:44PM
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cct_222
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DO NOT WATCH...........................in the top 3 worst movies i've ever seen, ever!

Oct 4 2009 9:56PM
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cct_222
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Oct 4 2009 10:22PM
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Rachy
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Oct 4 2009 10:23PM
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JTL
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movie pissed me off
Oct 4 2009 10:25PM
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bethyb
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lars and the real girl
Oct 4 2009 10:31PM
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T_[8ch]_C
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Epic move - I left halfway through it. Absolutely terrible movie.
Oct 4 2009 10:58PM
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AdolfShitler
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fuck i hated this movie

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Oct 4 2009 11:03PM
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*LiNeLover*
Posts: 1224 - Karma: 256
Napoleon Dynamite
Oct 4 2009 11:41PM
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fountain.
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i was flipping through some channels and this movie came up called ice spiders. in the description it said something about skiers so i was like yeah heres something to watch. worst science fiction movie ever. it actually was pretty funny though if it were to be considered a comedy
Oct 4 2009 11:54PM
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pomme-de-terre
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i thought it was kinda good

twilight, fuck that shit
push
the goods
Oct 5 2009 12:00AM
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GreenHorn
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i really cant think of any. maybe the ring, just so stupid
Oct 5 2009 12:35AM
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Max-Steeze
Posts: 448 - Karma: 171
the spirit, ghost rider
Oct 5 2009 2:11AM
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