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yourthemannowdog
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Don't eat that bread, it might just kill you!
http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/humor/breadkills.html
Sep 29 2009 8:21PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
stop what you're (you are) doing and go back to elementary school you goddamn grammar handicapped asscrack
Sep 29 2009 8:23PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
i'm just kidding, that was mean. but seriously, it's you're
Sep 29 2009 8:23PM
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gbirrd
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lol made me laugh
Sep 29 2009 8:24PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
i hit send and then i saw that and i was like FUCK!
Sep 29 2009 8:25PM
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B-VUR
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 167
haha asscrack
Sep 29 2009 8:26PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
hahaha kool-aid man
Sep 29 2009 8:27PM
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TechnoPotamus
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haha i'm a rainbow hippo shitfuck
Sep 29 2009 8:29PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
FUCK I"M EATING BREAD RIGHT NOW
hhhhhhhhyyyyyuuuuuuunnnnnnnn----
Sep 29 2009 8:32PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
where do these facts come from, I don't believe a single word of it. hahha
Sep 29 2009 8:41PM
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TechnoPotamus
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i started with bread, quickly moved onto peanut butter and jelly, and now i'm a back alley dirty whore snorting bananas and peanut butter off of bread for money. damn you bread.
Sep 29 2009 8:44PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
I KNOW RIGHT! Scary shit, i just ate a bagel.
It starts out with experimenting with whole weat bread then it get bad, before you know it you will have all types of bread paraphernalia like bread knives and toaster ovens!
Sep 29 2009 8:46PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
I sucked dick for breads, DO YOU SUCK DICK FOR PEANUT BUTTER!

Sep 29 2009 8:48PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
jajajajajaja
Sep 29 2009 8:49PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
what type a laugh is that?


jk jk i hate family guy, but FUCK! i ate bread for lunch today! im totally fucking fucked in the motha fucking fuck hole, FUCK!!!
Sep 29 2009 9:03PM
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WorthDaMoney
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14. Most bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

Since I have never eaten bread, I can legitimately say that those are meaningless statistical babblings.
Sep 29 2009 9:04PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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well im fucked...
Sep 29 2009 9:13PM
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b-kul
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i eat bread like 3 times a day. fml.
Sep 29 2009 9:22PM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,221
i found this on the same site
http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/humor/skier.html
Sep 29 2009 9:28PM
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Desired_Name
Posts: 119 - Karma: 18
Breads nothing compared to bagels
Sep 29 2009 9:39PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
hahahahahahahahaha (and it deserves that many)! thats great! im still lol'ing really hard
Sep 29 2009 9:43PM
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D_War
Posts: 266 - Karma: 34
"Evidence points to the long-term effects of bread eating: Of all people born before 1839 who later dined on bread, there has been a 100% mortality rate."

that one really got me
Sep 29 2009 9:46PM
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yourthemannowdog
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i sure do love my bagels, egg or poppy seed  are the best. I just can't decide. Egg is more favorite but if there isn't egg then poppy is also favorite too
Sep 29 2009 9:48PM
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