I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person
Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person
these movies are good the first time but get old. i used to love them, but alas, not anymore.
they really aren't that funny compared to a lot of other movies. so i have to disagree with the OP on this one
So we'erjust chillin in his basement and my cuz just like flashed her and she was like. " OMG U HAVE A HUGE DICK" --Mr. Jaggiss
seriously dude get over it and go at it(if she's up for that), turn the lights off, go wild while that raunchy yet titillating scent fills the air, and when your done admire that pollock like artwork that used to be the bed sheets---PASKIINGSUCKS
Quoting benJAHmin from Jul 6 2009 12:12:22:
i had a dream that i pulled back the washing machine from the wall and found a cup of toothbrushes, then we took them outside and mounted them like broomsticks and then we flew around my garden, it was pretty awesome
Jews, for the most part, are democrats... John Stewart, most of my town (including me and my family), lots of other people
I think Happy Gilmore is my favorite now that i think of it. I used to watch it on a tiny TV in a mini van on the way up to ski trips (this was pre portable dvd players) in lake placid. i know that movie backwards and forwards...
"your fingers hurt? well now you're backs going to hurt, cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt? I didn't think so...
"dubsman i had a fn dream about you playing lacrosse or some shit... i spend too much time on ns" - ace_$
"Yeah, everyone is coming around... Well I'm not Doug! This man is destroying golf! I saw two fat naked bikers having sex in the woods off of 17. How am I supposed to chip, with that going on in the woods?"