The story goes.... I attend Brandeis University, and this weekend I was considering going to Brown with a couple of friends. The night before I was considering going I drank a lot slept till three o'clock the next day (yesterday). I missed my ride to Brown and said o well. The girl that I was going to be going with comes back and the first thing she tells me is she chilled with Emma Watson. My only response was to say "bullshit." As she goes on to explain herself, I realize the validity of her story and come to terms with the fact that I missed my chance to go to Brown and maybe in some alternate dimension hook-up with Emma Watson. I don't know how this happened, Even if i had a chance with her (which I don't) I missed the opportunity to meet/hang out with Hermoine Granger. The best part is last night (the night i would have been there) I ended up at a shitty frat party only getting barely drunk then walked to Dunkin Dounuts. A beautiful oppurtunity to hit the wide open receiver for a 50 yd gain, only to dish it of to the fullback and have him get tackled at the line of scimage. FML
