UFC. mainly because i do MMA and i can figure out how to do stuff quickly, sure somethings are missing in the game but im willing to deal.
CoD, pretty much any of them.
Assassin's Creed, gotta get my killing skills unrusted for the new one.
I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person
Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person
"when i was really young i ate a huge bag of sunflower seeds without spitting out the shells cause i didnt know you had to. dont do it! i was sitting on the toilet for 4 hours screaming THERE ARE SEASHELLS CUTTING MY BUTTHOLE! true anecdote!"-valley
"damnit i was gonna make this thread. luckily im not a slackjawed idiot who doesnt use the searchbar"-andyju04392$
call of duty 4, for sure, i can just play multiplayer for fucking days haha
i bought drakes fortune and then played it non-stop until i beat it like 3 days later, ive never been so addicted to a game in my life.
video games are such a fucking awesome time waster in the fall/spring when you cant snowboard, but you cant do any other shit either