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This is a really serious question...

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weenox
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 19
Your in a mall when zombies attack.

You have:
  1. One weapon
  2. One song blasting over the speakers
  3. And one famous person fighting alongside you
What and who will they be?....

mine:
       1.  A lightsbaer
       2.  Party Up by DMX (or let the bodies hit the floor)
       3.  Bruce Lee

Sep 22 2009 11:40PM
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Owl
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 22

trench gun from cod 5

bulls on parade by reage against the machine

Clint Eastwood cuz cowboys are cool

Sep 26 2009 11:20AM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090

automatic shotgun +
Hand of Blood - Bullet for my Valentine +
Lou Ferrigno

Sep 26 2009 11:25AM
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mBall
Posts: 1690 - Karma: 2,827

i was thinkin

darth maul lightsaber

immagrant song by led zeppelin

and yoda or the dude from terminator 2

Sep 26 2009 11:30AM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
my fists because ive always wanted to punch someone in the face
everybody was kung fu fighting or ballroom blitz
mike jones
Sep 26 2009 4:20PM
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Bukowski
Posts: 98 - Karma: 35
odd jobs bad ass hat from james bond

let the drummer kick- citizen cope

soulja boy- so i can die happy knowing that he'll be dead or dying soon
Sep 26 2009 4:27PM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
gun with blades on front and the bullets shoot out the blades (OG perfect dark anyone?)

hathbanger- Miley Cyrous

flying penguins
Sep 26 2009 5:07PM
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natedogg789435
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 9
thor's war hammer

why can't we be friends- sublime version

hermoine granger (once she ran outta magic i'd just bang her?)
Sep 26 2009 5:39PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
1.) I know it's been said many times before, but... Lightsaber. There's really no more an effective tool for mass zombie killing than a lightsaber. Doesn't dull or run out of bullets, and you get to hear the sweet sound that they make when you wave them around.

2.) Hysteria - Muse
Nuff said.

3.) Yoda

Sep 26 2009 5:58PM
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gnarshrelpt
Posts: 572 - Karma: 15
1. Shot gun
2. Act a fool by flosstradamus
3. chuck norris
Sep 26 2009 6:03PM
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WorthDaMoney
Posts: 1140 - Karma: 741
gat

party and bullshit

notorious back form the dead
Sep 26 2009 6:27PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
my sister chose:
1. flamethrower
2. one more time (daft punk)
3. james bond


Sep 26 2009 6:38PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
samuel L jacksons lightsaber
ludwig van beethoven
samuel L jackson
Sep 26 2009 6:51PM
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Chaka
Posts: 424 - Karma: 79
1. Harry Potter's Wand
2. "Good Day" by Greg Streets Presents Nappy Roots
3. Jesus Christ
Sep 26 2009 7:25PM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,327
a few hundred bottles with bees in them.


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Sep 26 2009 7:44PM
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JHDski47
Posts: 596 - Karma: 26
1. Brass knuckles
2.  Thriller - Michael Jackson
3. Brock Lensar
 like really, what could be better than teaming up with brock lesnar and knocking some zombies the fuck out while jammin to thriller?

Sep 26 2009 7:45PM
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JHDski47
Posts: 596 - Karma: 26
Lesnar*
Sep 26 2009 7:46PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88

1. a pound of dank

2. spliciffic flotion- hathbanger

3. wallisch

Oct 14 2009 6:29PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
1. unlimited throwing stars
2. hollywood undead- bitches
3. zidane or what ever his name is because he can head butt people
Oct 14 2009 6:36PM
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riddsicle
Posts: 684 - Karma: 264

1. darth vader's lightsaber

2. that smell- lynyrd skynyrd

3.bruce willis

Oct 14 2009 7:00PM
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J.DUKE
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 38

1. remington model 810 12 guage

2. ReEducation through Labor- Rise Against

3 Jim Vanderspoel or the old guy from Boondock Saints

Oct 15 2009 3:15PM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
1 a lightsaber or all the force powers in the force unleashed
2 some sabbath or poor righteous teachers union or radio edit by sweat shop union
3 Shane MacConkey with his spatulas  
Oct 15 2009 9:36PM
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bdowning
Posts: 1630 - Karma: 243
trident.

kids w guns: the gorillaz

mike tyson
Oct 15 2009 9:45PM
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inthewoods
Posts: 1074 - Karma: 111
lol

gatling gun
black betty
my brother
Oct 15 2009 10:10PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
12 gauge pump double ought buckshot
welcome to the jungle
jack bauer
Oct 15 2009 10:20PM
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12

remington 870 express, when it runs out of ammo, my old trusty baseball bat

cyanide-metallica

my best freind

we'd fuck some shit up.

Oct 15 2009 10:36PM
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Noddard
Posts: 2649 - Karma: 3,821
1. some string, a toothpick, and a paperclip
2. Eye of the Tiger
3. MacGyver
Oct 15 2009 10:46PM
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GorillaChop
Posts: 245 - Karma: 6
Shotugn with a minichainsaw and nade launcher
Bring da ruckus - wu tang
Notourious BIG
Oct 15 2009 10:47PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 951
Wonderwaff from COD 5 Nazi zombies
Mr. Highway is thinking about the end by A day To Remember
Arnold Schwartzinegger in terminator mode

Oct 15 2009 10:57PM
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LiamMcKinley
Posts: 865 - Karma: 2,771

Dual lightsabers

VTZ - Doomsday

Master Chief

Oct 15 2009 11:17PM
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12
haha thats great
Oct 15 2009 11:18PM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
you are probably the coolest person i don't know
Oct 15 2009 11:19PM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
1. Baseball Bat
2. I'm Coming Over - X or Teenage Nights - The Nice Boys
3. Steve McQueen
Oct 15 2009 11:26PM
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JRullo
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 265
1) ray gun

2) box of rocks - cool kids

3) jesus
Oct 15 2009 11:36PM
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DR.SHRED
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 503

my skis i will chop the zombies heads off

happy birthday. the zombies will be happy

jacky chan. look at him

Oct 15 2009 11:52PM
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
1. varia suit (metroid prime)
2. heartbreaker - mstrkrft
3. mila jovovich (resident evil 3 style)
Oct 16 2009 12:15AM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
1. light saber
2. eye of the tiger
3. Chuck Norris
Oct 16 2009 12:24AM
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Kotke
Posts: 696 - Karma: 15

12 gauge

Immagrant Song- Led Zepelin

Forest Gump

Oct 16 2009 12:35AM
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GnarBurger
Posts: 3215 - Karma: 43
1. Aluminum Bat
2. The Serpantine Offering - Dimmu Borgir
3. Michael Cern
Oct 16 2009 10:22AM
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Celone
Posts: 1998 - Karma: 114

1.  Shotgun

2.  Eye of the Tiger

3.  Bill Murray

Oct 16 2009 10:25AM
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ISkiSwitch
Posts: 3157 - Karma: 22
1. 45
2. I'm On A Boat - Lonely Island
3. Angelina Jolie
Oct 16 2009 10:49AM
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lineskier53
Posts: 192 - Karma: 21
Metal Storm
New Divide-Linkin Park
Heavy Weapons Guy from TF2...or for a real person Master Sgt. Butcher.
Oct 16 2009 11:07AM
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