i
like to roll dutches rather than blunts. a vanilla dutch with some
green inside… delicious whether you are smoking or just smelling!!! i
have written a little description of how I do it for the curious. i will try to post some photos step-by-step at a later time
01 – LICK THE DUTCH (do it sexy! hahaha) get it pretty wet, so the layers of wrapping will be easier to take apart
02 – starting from the tip (the round part that would go in your mouth) GENTLY
unroll the outside layer. take your time & try not to rip it up too
bad. when it is all unrolled it will look like a parallelagram (wtf) /__/ < one of those
SET IT ASIDE somewhere safe
03 – starting from the BOTTOM (the part you would normally light) crack open the dutch ALONG THE SEAM.
dump out the tobacco! break off the tip, you will see how it is
connected to the rest of the dutch. when you open this one flat, it
should be a RECTANGLE
04 – now you should have TWO sheets of tobacco leaf (i think that’s what it is..). use the RECTANGULAR ONE first. fold it.. not in half, about 1/3. dump in your STUFF as much or little as you want & “roll” it.
05
– it is hard to explain this without showing… but you want to roll the
weed around inside the “paper” until it is evenly dispersed throughout
the dutch. when you are satisfied, you need to lick & roll… lick
& roll… like & roll until all the “paper” is rolled up &
your weed is safely inside. like i said, do it sexy! everyone
appreciates a little added sexiness.
06 – now you will need that
other piece of the dutch, the first layer you took off. on a flat
surface, you need to arrange the rolled dutch & the leaf so they
are like a “7” .. the dutch should be horizontal, the paper going
vertical.
07 – using a lot of juicy licking, use the second sheet to roll AROUND
the first one. like you would wrap a bandage around an arm or
something.. a little bit overlapping, but covering the whole area. keep
it TIGHT and moist. there shouldn’t be cracks, bubbles, etc. rip off any excess
08
– if it is too wet, you can let it sit & air dry (haha yeah right)
or run a lighter along it for a few seconds. this should dry it up!
09 – light it up!
10 – pass that dutch!
