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Guess what? Gay people can quote the bible too.

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ThaLorax
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Sep 21 2009 1:05AM
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AskAGaySkier
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This is what you said, "fan of the gay people that piss me off for completely unrelated reasons and get in my face about being gay. basically, if you keep it away from me... i dont care if you are gay"

So then do you take back being "pissed off" at homo PDA? Either take responsibility or apologize for that.
Sep 21 2009 2:43PM
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deleted5
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you people know Christians don't count anything said in the old testament right
Sep 21 2009 2:43PM
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kepler.
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See I don't agree. Express yourself in public. Don't go overboard and make out or anything. But light kissing in public is fine. Even a big long kiss after time spent apart is cool with me.

And I feel this way towards any sexual preference one may have.
Sep 21 2009 2:45PM
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ThaLorax
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What do you mean, "you people"?









I kid.
Sep 21 2009 2:46PM
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Mr.Panda
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no, i dont think i have anything to apologize for.  look at the harness story, i got pissed at the dude for not doing stuff to regulation, and then he gets in my face about me not liking him cause he is gay.  srsly, where the FUCK did that come from?  if you are gay, thats great, but, just like christians, jews, muslims, and anyone else that pushes their agenda, just cause im not a "part" of said agenda doesnt give you a right to get in my face about it.

so no, i am not going to take back that both homo and straight PDA piss me off.

Sep 21 2009 2:46PM
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Mr.Panda
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dont catholics?  or do they not count as christians anymore?
Sep 21 2009 2:48PM
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Tinga
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joke or huge generalization?
Sep 21 2009 3:39PM
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psychkub
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Unfortunately as put off as people may be about PDAs, whether gay or straight, heterosexual PDA will continue to be seen as acceptable.

Legalize gay.
Sep 21 2009 3:39PM
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powninja
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You can take incomplete and out of context quotes from any piece of literature and portray it in almost anyway you want to.  If anyone of you ever read the bible and all the books you would understand.  You have to read most every one in its entirety to understand it.  Most of what your quoting came directly from God to the Israelites and things were entirely different then.
Sep 21 2009 3:41PM
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psychkub
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Same can be said of most of what is quoted by everyone else who condemns the LGBT community.
Sep 21 2009 3:52PM
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Mr.Panda
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this wasnt directed at me was it?  cause i never condemned them...
Sep 21 2009 3:55PM
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sammiedee
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if you like this kind of stuff you really need to check out this site: http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/
Sep 21 2009 4:11PM
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psychkub
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nope, just a general statement.
Sep 21 2009 4:13PM
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Mr.Panda
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ok...  just thought i should check.
Sep 21 2009 4:15PM
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1080ski
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I think you missed the point of the sign...
Sep 21 2009 5:21PM
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KarmaInitiative
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someone showed me once that in the bible it says if you rape a woman, the punishment is to pay her father something like 30 sheckles
Sep 21 2009 5:32PM
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psyduck
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god says gays are wrong..
so that means gay are wrong
end of story.
Sep 21 2009 5:35PM
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powderhound100
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haha tag teaming. THat would be hilarious if it was actually in the bible.
Sep 21 2009 5:37PM
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Ben.
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this thread is full of win. askagayskier, i wish karma went to like 500000
Sep 21 2009 5:49PM
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H8CH
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Did anyone mention it's snowing in Colorado?

Sep 21 2009 5:58PM
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yuck
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claimin' hard. try to be more discrete

Sep 21 2009 5:59PM
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k-rob
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having sex is a claim?

that's fucking sad.
Sep 21 2009 6:02PM
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kepler.
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What's sex?
Sep 21 2009 6:04PM
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Tasche
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it is cold in Denver and my softball game got canceled. No snow yet, heard there is 2" in summit though. I wish I had one more weekend of boating.
Sep 21 2009 6:05PM
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abc8tr8we98g
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disclaimer...i am not against gay marriage, who am i to control anyones personal decisions.

but quoting from the old testament isnt always relevant to modern day.  jesus came to free us from the law. Romans 8 3-4..."3For what the law was powerless to do in that it was weakened by the sinful nature,[b] God did by sending his own Son in the likeness of sinful man to be a sin offering.[c] And so he condemned sin in sinful man,[d] 4in order that the righteous requirements of the law might be fully met in us, who do not live according to the sinful nature but according to the Spirit."

just my two cents...im not saying whether gay marriage is right or wrong, im just saying that their argument is slightly flawed.
Sep 21 2009 6:16PM
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ThaLorax
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Very well supported argument if I may say so myself.
Sep 21 2009 6:21PM
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ThaLorax
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No, I was hiking Long's Peak yesterday and it was snowing above 10,000ft
Sep 21 2009 6:23PM
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kepler.
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Paraphrased.

God is perfect. But not perfect enough to make law that could transcend time. So he fucked up the first time around. But he's still perfect. And all-knowing. But we still have free will. Kinda.

Makes just about as much sense as this.

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Sep 21 2009 6:27PM
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Quinny
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Thats not the Christian argument at all. Their real argument would be that God is still perfect, but humans are not. Giving humans free will by design would make them less like God (because they would not emulate him) and therefore able to fuck things up or misunderstand what God really "wants".
Sep 21 2009 6:35PM
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kepler.
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So telling us we can't eat rare meat or shellfish, or talk to a menstruating woman among hundreds of other retarded rules is our fuck up?
Sep 21 2009 6:42PM
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Ben.
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hi miss, are you menstruating today?


yes


*turns and walks away
Sep 21 2009 6:47PM
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Mr.Panda
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couldnt religion be its own seperate thread?
Sep 21 2009 6:48PM
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Quinny
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No. I'm telling you that something a guy writes that ends up in the Bible may not actually be what God has in mind. That text has been edited and translated so many times that there is no way of telling whats "genuine" or just crap that somebody threw in.
Sep 21 2009 6:50PM
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kepler.
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Yeah my bad. I get carried away sometimes. I figured the main topic was kinda dying so why not get to the inevitable?

Let's call the whole thing off.
Sep 21 2009 6:51PM
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Mr.Panda
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ah fuck it...  continue with your thought process.  cause you did just get called out above this post of yours.
Sep 21 2009 6:52PM
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kepler.
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Thanks Panda!

So if some of it gets skewed how are we supposed to know what's true and what's not? Oh yeah, whatever works for Christian's agenda is true and whatever isn't "got skewed over the years." I totally forgot.
Sep 21 2009 6:54PM
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Mr.Panda
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no problem.
Sep 21 2009 6:54PM
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AlexGaynor
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PDA = more love
Share the love.

Also i think that instead of bitching about it it would make more sense to be positive. I understand the points of both sides... but it seems to me that all problems related are from one side being negative. Be a part of the solution not the problem.

Sep 21 2009 6:56PM
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Quinny
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That was certainly true during the Middle Ages. In its earlier days it was more so a code of morals and ethics that challenged many of the dominant beliefs the ancient world, mainly Roman and Pagan. The original books surfaced out of this era, and over time more books were added and the Bible itself was translated, paraphrased, and edited for various reasons.
Sep 21 2009 7:02PM
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AALT
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I want to stick a giant dildo up the states that dont allow gay marriages ass.

Sep 21 2009 7:02PM
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Mr.Panda
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the Bible is made up of different "books"/chapter sort of things right?  now, correct me if i am wrong but there are only two books in the entire Bible that were actually written when Jesus Christ supposedly lived and even those two contradict each other.
Sep 21 2009 7:04PM
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kepler.
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So not only are you saying I'm right, but you're saying the Bible should only be put on the same level as a fairy tale? Sound good to me.
Sep 21 2009 7:05PM
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psychkub
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Um, no, man said gays are wrong...

I don't believe in god, but using your faith-based argument, didn't god create everyone in his/her own image? If that's the case, why would god make something that is wrong therefore implying that he/she is wrong, therefore negating the fact that he is omnipotent and omniscient?
Sep 21 2009 7:10PM
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Jamestown
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I have a bible here because I go to a Catholic school, and yes, this is basically a paraphrase of what it says. Hahahahahahaha. 10/10.
Sep 21 2009 7:13PM
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Quinny
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It would be hard to call you right when your own argument doesn't make any distinction between God and The Bible...you use the two interchangeably to suit your one-liners.

I'm just being the devils advocate here and suggesting that the Bible is not the exact infallible word of God, because it would be inherently corrupted the minute a human sits down and tries to put "the Word" from pen to paper (later editing aside).

Not all Christians believe the bible is a literal translation, just like not all Christians are opposed to homosexuality (and gay marriage by extension).
Sep 21 2009 7:15PM
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Mr.Panda
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then why do all christians and jews quote it like it is the word of law and nothing can refute it?
Sep 21 2009 7:20PM
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Quinny
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Many of them were written at different times, and there are places where its not exactly clear who wrote what (even where its claim who did in fact). There are places as well where its uncertain if any contradictions were there from the beginning, or a result of later changes.
Sep 21 2009 7:21PM
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Mr.Panda
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so, you are saying that over half the bible could be a complete fraud right?

Sep 21 2009 7:22PM
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Quinny
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This is false because not ALL people under the Christian and Jewish beliefs do in fact use it as "word of law". Many use passages simply as examples or guidelines to life and behavior.
Sep 21 2009 7:23PM
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