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Drunk conception

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Loner

so my roomate had a get together with her family before going out for her 21st and he aunts and uncles were all buying her shots and whatnot. Her mom said that she needed to try a margarita because she had never had one before but then her aunt reminded her that my roomate had indeed tasted a margarita t-9 months aka the night of her conception. I thought this was hilarious. also got me thinking, how many people are drunkenly conceived? anybody know if they were? i tried to google to look for stats but didnt find anything

sparknotes: were ur parents drunk when they made you?

Sep 20 2009 9:12PM

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one could assume seeing as how it was during their honeymoon

Sep 20 2009 9:13PM

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No Life

A profound thread.

Sep 20 2009 9:14PM

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Crazy Fool

that whole paragraph sounds drunkenly conceived.

Sep 20 2009 9:15PM

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TheButterHashira

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Uhh yeah your sparknotes needed sparknotes seeing as they were too long.

Sep 20 2009 9:22PM

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Insane

I was made in Hawaii /claim

Sep 20 2009 9:26PM

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@th1337

what kind of fucked up parents tell their kids where they were conceived...

Sep 20 2009 9:29PM

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Insane

dunno about drunk conception...

but i'm a result of the 3% chance that a condom won't protect you from making babies

Sep 20 2009 9:37PM

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im drinking a margarita now!!!! booya!! 10 points for me!

Sep 20 2009 9:41PM

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AWESOME!!!! this is the type of stuff i wanted to hear. thats so cool. you beat the odds i bet you are a really persevering person.

Sep 20 2009 9:41PM

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lol YOUR A MISTAKE

Sep 20 2009 9:43PM

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Insane

i got started in jamacia/ claim

Sep 20 2009 9:46PM

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All i know is that i once living in Portland, Oregon. T'was a long time ago.

Dear OP, stop making us think about our naked sweat drunk parents having intercourse.

Sep 20 2009 10:01PM

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i actually in fact was a drunk conception

Sep 20 2009 10:05PM

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Loner

so is that like love drunk but on sweat, not love?

Sep 20 2009 10:11PM

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Insane

My little sister was concieved in Panama City Beach after my parents got drunk....

I never fail to mention it to her when she goes to the beach.

Sep 20 2009 10:20PM

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my mother told me that I am a mistake, and then when they found out they were having twins with myself and brother, my dad considered jumping in front of a bus.

Sep 20 2009 10:20PM

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i was made in a lift shack bitches'

Sep 20 2009 10:44PM

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Crazy Fool

i know i was made on the floor, and that was more than i'll ever care to hear about it.

Sep 20 2009 10:46PM

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Ridiculous

true story. haha hella knew you'd post in this thread

Sep 20 2009 10:49PM

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My mom was way to straight edge to have been drinking while she was pregnant with me.. well at least i assume so.

Sep 20 2009 10:51PM

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Ridiculous

I don't know, and I'm not sure I want to.

Sep 20 2009 10:54PM

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as I said before, I was made durring my parents honeymoon, which was in vail /claim

Sep 20 2009 11:20PM

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wow thats epic. someday im going to make a kid in breck.

Sep 20 2009 11:33PM

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my dad got a vasectomy, but whatever doctor gave it to him is straight up retarded
and im living proof of that

i feel like he shouldve gotten some kind of settlement out of that.....

Sep 20 2009 11:58PM

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Some vasectomies don't take. Not 100%.

Sep 21 2009 12:11AM

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Lame

does it grow back?

Sep 21 2009 1:11AM

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Ridiculous

my parents got married in october 88 i was born in may 89. that's only 7 months. that's all i care to figure out. hahaha.

Sep 21 2009 1:21AM

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Insane

i was planned, but later regretted

Sep 21 2009 1:22AM

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@th1337

hahaha truth right here. i feel the same way

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