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Urban Dictionary your first name

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twin-tip-hero
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So there was a thread a while back about searching your last name on Urban Dictionary, but there was not one for your first name.   so figure why not start it back up again, only using your first name.  i will start it off.

FORREST

Although commonly thought to be derived from the English word 'forest' which is a "large woody area," it is actually the reverse. It was a name, 'Forrest', first with an ancient Greek translation of "Large Penis." When looking for a name for a "large woody area," the English adapted what they already knew had "large wood," to the slightly altered spelling, 'forest.'

Basically, Forrest is a name for a person with a huge dick.
- "Wow, that guy was hung like a Forrest!"

- "Wanna go out?" "No." "Let me rephrase that, my name is Forrest, you wanna go out?" "Hell Yes!"

Sep 14 2009 9:40PM
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ace_
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 39
ahaha what the fuck

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To ejaculate on ones clothing while travelling on a train.
I was travelling to London yesterday and the guy behind me totally did an austen on his trousers.

Sep 14 2009 9:41PM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
some mixed definitions here
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=steve
Sep 14 2009 9:42PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
ryan 2782 up, 1728 down love it hate it

A noble ganster who shoots unstabel ni***rs

Huh....
Sep 14 2009 9:47PM
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gnarshrelpt
Posts: 572 - Karma: 15
RILEY
verb/noun; to riley someone is to give them the best lay of their life. to "get a riley" is to be on the receiving end of such a phenomenal sexual act.
haha o ya
Sep 14 2009 9:47PM
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seemeski
Posts: 4210 - Karma: 124
 Charlotte: The most beatifull girl i have ever seen , and no way a slag , a smoker , or a bitch . shes kind , thoughtfull , and one of the best friends any1 could ask for !!

or

extremelly beautiful girl that is extremelly smart and that every one wants to date.
a girl who is of top quality
an extremelly popular girl that all of the boys like
a girl that everyone falls in Love with for her looks and intelligience
Sep 14 2009 9:49PM
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B-VUR
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 167
your a boob
Sep 14 2009 9:50PM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,221
wow, this hits the nail on the head:
Collin 358 up, 130 down
An absolutely flawless individual that possesses nearly super-human intelligence, almost ridiculous good looks, an incredibly knack for athletic events, and unrivaled talent in everything they do. Also, someone that everyone else wishes they could be like.
Sep 14 2009 9:52PM
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InkShrink
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 30

Renee- A girl with a great ass.

or

the greatest person you will ever meet. most likely of canadian background. term means "rebirth" or "renaisannce" who wouldn't love that?

Sep 14 2009 9:52PM
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Funnel
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Jack:
"To steal, or take from an unsuspecting person or store."
Sep 14 2009 9:53PM
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fsscott
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An incredibly cool person.
That is guy is such a Scott!
"Scott's a blantent Playa"
Sep 14 2009 9:53PM
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J-Evs
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Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful.
1:Hey, honey
2:Hey
1:I bought you some flowers
2:Your such a Justin, I love you!!!
Sep 14 2009 9:58PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
Patrick 1965 up, 541 down
All around perfect man and a sexy beast. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God.
"Damn, my girl got snatched..."
"Kick his ass dude!"
"Nah man... it was Patrick bro"
"Awww shit... leave it alone, that fucker will kill you"

"I didn't know Jesus went to this school"
"Nah dude... that guy right there, that's Patrick. But they are easily confused"


Sep 14 2009 9:59PM
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shintastic48
Posts: 2909 - Karma: 46

Shinya16 up, 2 down
Drummer of the uberly cool Visual Kei group Dir en Grey. He owns the sexiest pair of legs the world as ever seen.
Fangirl: OMG OMG Shinya is so kawaii
Me: State the obvious or what...


I don't really know what to make of this. I like the fan girl saying that i'm cute but im not so sure haha
Sep 14 2009 9:59PM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
1. michelle 2248 up, 618 down

Hebrew meaning "like God"...michelle's are often Leo's, astonishingly gorgeous, very athletic, dark hair and usually curly/waivy/thick, another thing is that almost all Michelle's have similar noses.

guy#1. "man that girl was hot and good in bed"
guy#2. "must've been named Michelle"
guy#1. "how'd you know?"
guy#2. "..."



..hahaha
Sep 14 2009 10:00PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 86
1. Nick 3348 up, 2003 down
the most amazing person alive with a huge penis
Nick p. has a huge penis
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nick nickp penis huge animal
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FUCKK YEAAAAA
Sep 14 2009 10:02PM
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Keith_M
Posts: 795 - Karma: 771

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a sweet ass muther trucker lookin for a good time that is not afraid of anything. origin: 15th century Scotland


WIN!!
Sep 14 2009 10:03PM
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rj.
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gtfo thats my name too. on a side note urban dictionary clearly although subtly states that we are in fact poon slayers.
Sep 14 2009 10:06PM
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Slinger1x1
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Brian 1460 up, 437 down Click for larger image Click for larger image
1. A guy who's heart is captured by the same girl always yet lives his life as if she didn't exist when she's not around.
2. Term for the best guy friend conversationalist. Someone you can vent to an actually get feedback and opinions.
3. A reliable "lean on me" kinda friend
1. "God, he's really in denial about that girl---he's acting like a Brian."
2. She thanked him for listening and named him her Brian.
3. "You've been such a Brian to me since I met you. Thanks for always being there for me."
Sep 14 2009 10:07PM
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118
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the kind of guy that just finds it hard to say no. He most definitely is the kinda person that will bust out a helping hand when needed. Extremely goofy and funny, probably a best friend to all. Also tends to have the most immaculate hair ever styled.
Sep 14 2009 10:08PM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,065
Spenser:
The greatest person i have ever met...is always putting a smile on my face on my worst days. just hearing his laugh makes me so happy...ive known him forever and still get butterflies when im around him i hope i can be with him forever hes the first guy ive ever loved and hes so awesome...

yeah baby.
Sep 14 2009 10:10PM
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Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32
me:

Jesse 1657 up, 698 down Click for larger image Click for larger image
a complete pimp/stoner who everyone likes and who gets all the girls
That Guy Is Definantly A Jesse..
Oh Man What A Jesse!



girl thats over right now:
1. Courtney 1161 up, 732 down Click for larger image Click for larger image
A guy's name which very often is perceived as a girl's name (as it usually is).
Shut your fucking face, Courtney.
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guy man male name female
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2. Courtney 1126 up, 725 down Click for larger image Click for larger image
1.)an oral giving machine...dirty mouth stds.

2.)(verb) the act of putting one's genitalia in your mouth. "the courtney"

3.)(noun) a displeasing, often revolting, creature, who will infest your life and mac on your guy by partaking in oral activities if not taken care of immedietly.

4.) Stupid little girl.

*See pesticides and/or syphilis

WARNING!the courtney is very dangerous and can often be contagious, destroying life after life.

1.)Tony used his courtney, but got syphilis.

2.) Yeah,Logan I was courtnied last night.

3.) The sight of courtney made me vomit and fall to the ground screaming in pain.

4.) There are so many courtnies here, lets leave.
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syphilis infested girl nasty skank
by Anastasia Beeverhousen Jan 26, 2006 share this
3. courtney 796 up, 493 down Click for larger image Click for larger image
a stupid idiot that goes to lauderdale and sucks huge fucken balls
man courtney sucksand is so stupid god
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man male female dog cat
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4. Courtney 892 up, 598 down Click for larger image Click for larger image
A fucking whore who enjoys bending over backwards to observe the tranny surgery she had done recently, while coveting on the boyfriends of those who are way sexier than her. A piece of sloppy seconds with only congealed sperm set in a jello mold for brains, who enjoys being eaten out by large furry animals and munches on the cocks of tiny jewish men. Has a tendency to orgasm at the site of old ladies and enjoys sucking on their slimy and fragrant fecal matter.
GONA-SIPHA-HERPAL-AIDs-ITIS

Oh my Gosh that is gross you have courtney
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aids stds crabs herpies molestation erectial dissfunction
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5. Courtney 607 up, 334 down Click for larger image Click for larger image
a person who is extremely sexually active. although, she is rejected by most guys. and still, she will have sex with anyone she can.
That new girl, Courtney, is such a wannabe slut, but no guy wants to do her.
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slut whore skank wannabe whatever
by Lorraine Nivala Jan 19, 2009 share this
6. Courtney 961 up, 696 down Click for larger image Click for larger image
Spawn of Satan, stupid cunt hoe, irritating, disrespectful, fugly bitch that doesn't know how to act around normal people, boys should not be all over her. yuck.
Courtney: Oh! I like your bra.
Louise: Cunt.
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courtney cunt fugly bitch irritating
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7. Courtney 1173 up, 908 down Click for larger image Click for larger image
A slutty trash whore usally found in allys or projects. They are identified by their ripped stockings and emo hair. Also a nickname for transvestites.
Steve is a courtney today.
lulz
Sep 14 2009 10:12PM
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TomTeller
Posts: 277 - Karma: 153

Tom

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Has extreme likeness to a matt. A sexy beast, 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.
Girl 1: *Cries*
Girl 2: What's wrong?!
Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me
Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...
Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.
Sep 14 2009 10:14PM
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soulskier
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Jim 117 up, 18 downlove ithate it

A slang term used to discreetly refer to a man's erection. The owner of the Jim may or may not realize he's standing at attention - you can either try to save his dignity or point and laugh. The term is often used in the company of women or others that are not privy to its true meaning.



hahahahaha
Sep 14 2009 10:15PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
http://http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stephen

mine are all fucking awesome
Sep 14 2009 10:17PM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
my roflcopter took off
Sep 14 2009 10:19PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
3.     aspen   
an awesome girl who is always joking around and having a good time. everyone loves to be around her. also somewhat of a pimp when it comes to the boys. oh man aspen told me the funniest joke i was laughing for hours!


Sep 14 2009 10:19PM
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Santa-Cruz
Posts: 2236 - Karma: 11
i think i win

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Derived from Brad Pitt. Sexy male that encourages female wet dreams
Sep 14 2009 10:20PM
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Posts: 3890 - Karma: 747
Caroline is extremely fine - Most Caroline's have a nice booty - And in some cases use a golden calculator to divide - Fellas love her - Ladieshate he



the subject of many songs such as "Roses:(Outkast), "Sweet Caroline"(Neil Diamond), and "Caroline, No"(beach Boys, covered by they might be giants). Basically, everyone just loves carolines and they all feel compelled to make music about them.
Caroline must be a pretty hot chick for so many people to love singing about her so much.

hahaha winnerr
Sep 14 2009 10:20PM
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Turner.
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 11,881
Super
At
Masturbating
Sep 14 2009 10:22PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
Well my name's Peter so I won't bother.
Sep 14 2009 10:22PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
Jamie
The king of stealing, is a fucking criminal mastermind of stealing. Is never caught and is very mischeivious.

this is funny because i usually dont steal, but when i do i get away with it. Maybe i should do it more
Sep 14 2009 10:25PM
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NESblowjob
Posts: 1174 - Karma: 41
haha pwned
Sep 14 2009 10:27PM
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woolymammoth
Posts: 242 - Karma: 13
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noun.
Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.
Girl: yeah he is sooo Alex
Sep 14 2009 10:29PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
theres so many pages of just my name.. they're all similar though

Jordan 741 up, 226 down
A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A Jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.
A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan.
A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A jordan.
Woman A: Hey do you see that hot guy walking this way?
Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.
Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.
Woman B: Wow I think that was a Jordan. Your such a bitch.
Sep 14 2009 10:32PM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
EMMA:

"I REALLY hot girl who is REALLY funny and irresistable to all guys. You either want to be here or be with her."
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=emma

there are also ones that define an emma as being very sexually active and drink a lot
Sep 14 2009 10:34PM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
haha this was 4th
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Zach- N. literally translated to... the great women seducer.. in ancient the Greek language. Usually having an urge to have sex for more then 7 hours.

V. To have sex with women for more than 7 hours. To have millions of your potential children die all over your girlfriends face.
N. You are such a Zach. Said to a friend after they hooked up with a hot girl.
N. Dude, I'm having a Zach right now, lets call some whores.

V. I just had zach.
V. Dude, I just zached all over her face.
Sep 14 2009 10:36PM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
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An Extremely good looking person. Coolest Kid Around. Extremely Funny. Very Modest.
Super Sam: Omigosh whos that kid?
Cory: Thats Greg.
Super Sam: Wow hes Hot.
Cory: Hes Pretty Cool Aswell.
Random Kid (Jack): Yeh, that Greg is on Great Guy, Wish I could be like him.


haha sweet
Sep 14 2009 10:38PM
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Ski..4..Life
Posts: 1347 - Karma: 97
Alex 3123 up, 1167 down Click for larger image Click for larger image
noun.
Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.
Girl: yeah he is sooo Alex





Well im not gonna argue with that
Sep 14 2009 10:39PM
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shintastic48
Posts: 2909 - Karma: 46
Epic threadz
Sep 14 2009 10:40PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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used to define huge sarcastic assholes, that end up becoming amazingly sweet. Seans know exactly how to piss you off and then five seconds later have you cracking up. Huge jerks, but gotta love 'em.
Dude, that kid is such a freaking sean.
Don't pull a sean, just be nice.
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love funny jerk sean gay crack piss sweet assholes sarcastic
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1) to giggle a lot
2) to make sexual innuendos
3) witty
1) he seaned all night
2) that guy has a habit of Seaning when talking to any girl around
3) i love his Sean personality


Wow these are actually me perfectly
Sep 14 2009 10:44PM
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GorillaChop
Posts: 245 - Karma: 6

Cameron

1. A gas huffer
2. A beer drinker
3. Somethign that you stick in your vagina after sex.
4. Has a hot girlfriend.
5. Loves his girlfriends best friends.
6. Something you blow.
7. Something you use a condom with.
8. Will love a girl with the first letter of her name being "a".
9. Kind and polite.
10. Sings "shoulda been a cowboy!"
All the beers gone, must of been Cameron.


Hahahahaha i dig some of them
Sep 14 2009 10:48PM
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mattridesskis
Posts: 635 - Karma: 16
1. Matt- Ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.

3. Matt- An attractive, smooth-talking, charming young man. When you’re with him, he makes you feel like a princess; when you’re not, you know he is making another girl feel the same and not even thinking of you.

4.Matt- An extremely good looking male, otherwise known as a Sexy Beast. Throughout history, Matts have been known to be an exceptional specimen of the human male. The 'Matt' are often popular due to their social adeptness.

6. Matt- A guy who grabs his female best friend's ass because he knows he can get away with it.
Sep 14 2009 11:03PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
okay bitches, i think i win. here is the number one definition:

1. kevin 3124 up, 1322 down Click for larger image Click for larger image
basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.

How is kevin good looking and smart at the same time?.

Sep 14 2009 11:14PM
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.SimonB.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 713
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A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Simon. Often used to describe a good friend.Describes a friend that wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire.
Hung Like a Dragon
Used to describe someone that needs a smart,intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.
Holy Shit, that is one Simon cock.
Damn, why are you so damn Simon, id smack.
Why don't I take you back to my place and I can give you the Simon.
Sep 14 2009 11:15PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
this is the first listing

BEN

a guy who's amazing at giving women head. A true cunninglinguist. long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc.

Girl 1: "Hey, did you get what you wanted from your man last night?"
Girl 2: "Damn right I did, I got that and more. My man is a true ben"

and he's a great kisser and will stay wih you when your feeling lonley
ben is the best i have ever had



the rest of the listings are pretty dope, i must say. They tend to be about how awesome I am, how much the chicks dig me, how popular and cool I am, etc.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ben
Sep 14 2009 11:22PM
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RRhighrider
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 1,105
Neil
A 'Neil' is a person of awesome intellect who shows good character, charm, wit and good manners in everything he does.


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1. to mean naked at an inappropriate time or place

2. shouted out in a moment of zealousness in a crowded room

Sep 14 2009 11:24PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431


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a woman usually a teacher probably of
(english or history, you know one of those bitchy ones) who shows towards strong tendencies towards towards dikeisim. this woman is usually "married" but keeps her madden name. she shows a strong prejudice to men for no real reason. basically a mean ass woman who is always on the rag.
dude that fuckin english teacher was totally a Malcolm, she hates all the guys in the class.
Sep 14 2009 11:26PM
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zagfan5
Posts: 2608 - Karma: 144
epic win

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1. An ungodly amount of alcohol. Somewhere in the ballpark of 30 shots and a 30 pack, consumed by one person.

Sep 14 2009 11:30PM
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mBall
Posts: 1690 - Karma: 2,827
im pretty sure almost all names have sexy as the definition. although mine is the only one that is correct
Sep 14 2009 11:31PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60

tyler 1363 up, 538 down Click for larger image Click for larger image
A very very very, yet again, very sexy pancake.
That tyler was dilicious.
Sep 14 2009 11:34PM
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