to be perfectly honest, they are both pointless.
If you must choose though, the crack whores one is better.
I touched Henrik's pole, it was a once in a lifetime opportunity! One of the highlights of my life!-purpledrank (He then missed the bus back from Hood as he tried to get Henrik's autograph.)
TONS OF GOOD EDITS!
If you have a quality HD edit on Vimeo, PM me and I can add it to the channel.