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Bahaha busted!

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AB_Pow
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so...the past few nights my house has been the choice house for the local hooligans to play nicky nicky ninedoors or whatever you call it (ring the doorbell and run and hide). so tonight they did it once then i waited at the door for no less than a minute and they actually had the nerve to come and do it again. so right when they were about to ring the door bell i swung the door open and did one of my famous death screams. lets just say i have never seen a bunch of 12 year olds run so fast in my life hahaha.
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Sep 6 2009 11:12PM
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Turner.
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 11,881
you should have grabbed one and dragged him back into your house.
that would have shown him.
Sep 6 2009 11:14PM
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Skittle.
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bahahahahahahahahahaha that is excelent
Sep 6 2009 11:15PM
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Funnel
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Are you fucking kidding?  That's it?  That would scare me for a little bit, then I would probably go back the next day and do it again.  If you chased them though, that would have scared the piss out of them.  Chasing them would have felt so much more rewarding.  I remember I caught my friends doing that a few years back because I saw someone outside the window and I scared the living shit out of them.
Sep 6 2009 11:17PM
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Franny
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You should of opened the door while naked. Scar them for life.
Sep 6 2009 11:19PM
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AB_Pow
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ah but the one that i would have had any chance of grabbing just happened to be a girl and that might not go over to well if word got out to the wrong people that an 18 year old guy was dragging young girls into his house!
Sep 6 2009 11:19PM
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1337
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bwahahahahahahaha that is one epic win
Sep 6 2009 11:20PM
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Scott22~
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Start putting bear traps in your lawn~
Sep 6 2009 11:20PM
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jedi.Jim
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^ good call
Sep 6 2009 11:22PM
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InkShrink
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Hahahahahahaha. I would've opened the door with a bloody butcher knife.
Sep 6 2009 11:23PM
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TechnoPotamus
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omgggg he'll shit his pants haha
Sep 6 2009 11:24PM
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bout_it
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"vassap guys?"
Sep 6 2009 11:26PM
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Bangor
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what you do is wire a tazer up to the doorbell, that'll show them. ding dong BZZZZT!
Sep 6 2009 11:51PM
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PAuL_Hellar
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nicky nicky ninedoors ive never heard that but i like it
Sep 7 2009 12:18AM
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fountain.
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haha yeah me too i laughed for some reason when i read it
Sep 7 2009 12:21AM
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AB_Pow
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i have no idea what the actual name is (if there is one) but i`m pretty sure when i was young i heard someone call it that haha.
Sep 7 2009 12:23AM
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SteezyasPie
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Ding dong ditch is what we called it. And you definitely need to come up with something scarier like waiting outside with an airsof gun and costume or chainsaw (minus the chain) and a hockey mask. Then proceed to chase them without actually hurting them while being as scary as possible (rev the chainsaw?).
Sep 7 2009 12:28AM
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ECGove
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i've only heard ding dong ditch
Sep 7 2009 12:29AM
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.Emerson.
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next time put a bathrobe on and when you open the door get all creeper with them and make them think you are a pedohile. 100 bucks says no one would ever go back
Sep 7 2009 12:32AM
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p-fo
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victory! you shouldve dressed really emo though
Sep 7 2009 12:34AM
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Bangor
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fuck that just open the door and then pull the starter on the chainsaw. they'll NEVER come back.
Sep 7 2009 12:34AM
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GORlLLA
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Death scream is good, but proximity mines are better.
Sep 7 2009 12:38AM
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OrangeName
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i called it doorbell ditching..

chase them naked, with a butchers knife

Sep 7 2009 1:00AM
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[Dawn
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my friends did this to some anal old lady every day for around a week, then she called the cops on them and they talked to the kids. haha
Sep 7 2009 1:05AM
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pianoman
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i call it ding dong ditch, but funny story
Sep 7 2009 1:05AM
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gwhitey
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park a car across the street and have one of ur friends at the door waiting for them, he does the same thing u did, wen they run chase em with ur car.
Sep 7 2009 1:08AM
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jblaski
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one word.

Firecrackers.
Sep 7 2009 1:09AM
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VPP
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Hahaha this and chase them too
Sep 7 2009 1:16AM
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GORlLLA
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No no no TWA. Thats fuckin Dennis the Menace style.
Sep 7 2009 1:16AM
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Jordan
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doorbell ditch for us.

I lol'd for a bit though hahaha
Sep 7 2009 1:25AM
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r0dubs
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stain a baseball bat with red dye (or hit a small animal repeatedly) whatever makes it look blood stained and swing it around
Sep 7 2009 1:27AM
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Totes_Magotes
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there was no need for the word 'pet' in that statement
Sep 7 2009 1:32AM
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PhilboydStudge
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hahaha good call
Sep 7 2009 2:26AM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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why the fuck do you always end with a ~?

and you should just straught up follow them home and tell their parents theres no other way to screw a little kid
Sep 7 2009 2:32AM
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TheMoostafian
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haha i remember in 6th grade when me and my friends were doing that i went up to do that to this crazy ass guy's house and right when i put my hand up to knock on the door (no doorbell) he ripped the door open and just started screaming and i was just like oh shit and turned around, fell off his porch, tripped like 3 times running down his lawn and then ran into a tree.. but then i went back later and did it again because i was a little fucker
Sep 7 2009 5:12AM
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