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The lamest of the lame

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SpaceTiger
Posts: 377 - Karma: 62
This is the offical red cup thread. The phenomenon that has been going wild since the creation of facebook. I'm talking about how some lame girls take a bunch of pictures at themselves at a party or whatever and have a red cup in EVERY FUCKING PICTURE. I'll just sitting here on my computer and I want to fucking punch a small child and the obsurdity of these women. I GET IT YOU DRINK, it's not a big deal, I drink too, but I don't see the need to make sure everyone knows you drink.

THE WORST

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Sep 2 2009 11:19PM
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Shlogan
Posts: 4942 - Karma: 430
1st
Sep 2 2009 11:20PM
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NESblowjob
Posts: 1174 - Karma: 41
first!
Sep 2 2009 11:23PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
that one girl has 3 red cups.

does she win?
Sep 2 2009 11:23PM
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NESblowjob
Posts: 1174 - Karma: 41
aweee....
Sep 2 2009 11:23PM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
never really noticed that

i don't really have that many friends who have every picture with a drink, you might be the only one
Sep 2 2009 11:25PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
In light of this thread, i have decided to post the following:

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Ying Yang Twins
Miscellaneous
Wait (The Whisper Song)
Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear
Tell you sunthing that you might like to hear
You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft
Mind if i touch it? and see if its soft
Naw i'm jus playin' lets just say i can
And im known to be a real nasty man
And they say a closed mouth dont get fed
So i dont mind asking for your head
You heard what i said, we need to make our way to the bed
And you can start usin' yo head
You like to fuck, have yo legs open all in da butt
Do it up slappin ass cuz the sex gets rough
Switch the positions and ready to get down to business
So you can see what you've been missin'
You might had some but you never had none like this
Just wait til you see my dick

Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait til you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up

Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM,
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM,
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM

Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up,
Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up,
Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up,
Beat da pussy
Up, Beat da pussy up

[verse 2]


You fine, but i aint gone sweat ya
See i wanna fuck, tell me whats up
Walk around the club with yo thumb in ya mouth
Put my dick in, take your thumb out
There might be a lil ? to deal with
Wet ? hope they dont spill shit
I keep a hoe hot when i'm puttin' in work
Wanna skeet skeet you bout to get your feelin's hurt
Cuz I'll beat dat cat with a dog
And knock da walls of a broad til she scrawl
Like (OOOOOH!)
Yea something like that, but it depends on the swing of the baseball bat
Fuck a bitch on da counter make the
Place fall mats
On the floor she aint screamin she a nut so they crack
Crack...crack
Fuck that bend over imma give you the dick

Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait til you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up

Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM,
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM

Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up,
Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up,
Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up,
Beat da pussy
Up, Beat da pussy up

(OOOOOOOH!)


Be sure to note the bolded sentences. They're extra sophisticated and CLASSAYYY
Sep 2 2009 11:26PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
haha oops! this was supposed to be where the picture is!

my bad!


Sep 2 2009 11:27PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
I actually agree
Sep 2 2009 11:28PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
im a thug, so i carry a 40 oz of bud light, thug lyfe!
Sep 2 2009 11:32PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
i think its time to start a purple cup trend.
Sep 2 2009 11:34PM
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SpaceTiger
Posts: 377 - Karma: 62
I carry around my wizard staff at parties. Worlock status all night.
Sep 2 2009 11:37PM
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KFRADtheLaxBro
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10

i mean, mabey if those girls begged me i would do them but i wouldnt waste my mac game on some ok looking girls with red cups.

Sep 2 2009 11:41PM
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AlexGaynor
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Sep 2 2009 11:52PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
i bring my own blue cups to parties and stare down my nose at everyone with red cups.
Sep 2 2009 11:55PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
potentially sig worthy
Sep 2 2009 11:56PM
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ScuffDUFF
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 143
I have pics of me with a red cup at a kegger.  Yay  kegs!.!.!
Sep 3 2009 12:00AM
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fireballin
Posts: 392 - Karma: 13
the chick in the middle must be a real heavy drinker with 3 cups. the last time i did sport a red cup, (mixed drinks are for pussies) i only had one.
Sep 3 2009 12:02AM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
i like the ones, especially with an actual beer can in their hand, that specifically exert extra effort to hold up their can or cup so it ends up in the picture
Sep 3 2009 12:08AM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
if i'm ever holding a beer in a picture, its because i'm "cheers-ing" the photographer. i'm not trying to show people i drink. you can either see it in my face, or if you're looking at my facebook, you clearly know me. and if you know me, you know i drink. its like waving, but since my hand is full, a cheers is in order.
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