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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
1. Harvey put my posts back to 400, when I should have 800.

2. Sprained my thumb 2 days into a five day trip, could bare hold my pole.

3. Went to the tahoe games but missed the guys at the LINE booth, NO STENCILS!!!

Feel free to follow suit, try to add a skiing gripe in there though.


Quote of the week:Yeah, thanks Jodi's mom, for the blowjob... I always give in when she busts out the Werther's Originals!

Feb 23 2004 11:38AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
read this thread



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Feb 23 2004 12:28PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
1. got my pass taken for the year if not forever.

2. in debt $3000.




'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'
-CanadianSkierGirl
Feb 23 2004 1:08PM
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always_ski
Posts: 595 - Karma: 10
In Debt $21,000

Might not ski anymore this year
Feb 23 2004 1:14PM
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4skizzle
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 10
i've got a stomach ache.










Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
Feb 23 2004 1:40PM
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4skizzle
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 10
i've got a stomach ache.










Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
Feb 23 2004 1:41PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
1. I have a 600 page novel to read for tomorrow.
2. I have three term papers due in the next week and a half.
3. I have something like 450 pages of history and phil readings to get to this week, and they're extremely obscure (14th century, what do you expect)
4. I Have 3 midterms this week, and not enough time to study thanks to the reading and essays.
5. I finally went on my big ski trip to Baker, and my skis broke within 15 minutes.
6. That's the third pair I've broken this season.
7. Because of the aforementioned, and several other things, I have no money.
8. Because I have no money, I can't pay tuition, and will have to drop out of school unless I get good enough marks to get scholarships.
9. I can't get good enough marks to get scholarships because of item #4, above.

There's a small sample of my problems. Don't even get me STARTED on my personal life (not that you could, it's nobody on here's business).


J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

On Bling Skis: ''Anyone know anything about this company? do they have a website?'' -makr0

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot
Feb 23 2004 1:48PM
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apestead
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 28
the fact that people like you are alive and like to waste our time, go kill yourself
HEY GO HIT THOSE ROCKS TOGETHER AND TRY AND MAKE FIRE
Feb 23 2004 1:51PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
^^ i think we have a winner




'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'
-CanadianSkierGirl
Feb 23 2004 1:53PM
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4skizzle
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 10
JD insted of surfing NS why don't you go study for your midterms and maybe you'll get good enough grades to get that scholarship?










Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
Feb 23 2004 1:54PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
^^ i think we have a winner




'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'
-CanadianSkierGirl
Feb 23 2004 1:55PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
Because I'm in class as I'm on here, 4skizzle...and amazingly, I am multitasking. Working on french. Once I get out I'm reading that novel. No life...


J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

On Bling Skis: ''Anyone know anything about this company? do they have a website?'' -makr0

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot
Feb 23 2004 1:56PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
broke both the bones in my arm all the way through
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the skis look like joints cuz they smoke the competition -crystalneedsapark

east coast
Feb 23 2004 2:17PM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
i feel so bad for all of you :(








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IT'S AFGHANIMATION!!!
Feb 23 2004 2:39PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
1. Someone stole my wisdoms
2. My car won't go in reverse
3. My gascap got stolen.

Coming Soon...
Feb 23 2004 5:36PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
^haha gascap

1) have to write a whole bunch of pages in some lame short story about family
2) May not go skiing any more this year, only a few times
3) Stupid girls are annoying
4) Guy friend is being a dickhead
5) Winter track is over so that means no more hanging out with cool people



jibba jabba
Feb 23 2004 6:05PM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
1) my knee is still swollen from about 5 days ago, swelling hasn't gone down and it hurts. dunno what i did
2) my finger is all mangled still, dunno how. went to three doctors and none of them know what's wrong. atleast it doesn't hurt.
3) my toe is all fucked up, dunno how i did that either
4) my shin has a bruise covering almost the entire thing

i like this thread
Feb 23 2004 6:15PM
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switchskier88
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 12
my hip has to get drained from a rail injury, im not looking forward to some dude sticking a big old needle in a region dangerously close to my ass
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Pat
Repin the CMP

'Emancipate yourself from mental slavery none but ourselves can free our minds'
~Bob Marley~
Feb 23 2004 6:35PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
wow. I'd like to see ANYBODY beat J.D.
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The above comment is the opinions and veiws of I, Craige Diaz, and I hereby accept no responsibility for them.


NewSchoolSnow Productions|www.nssnow.tk
Feb 23 2004 6:44PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
I lost my left nut



'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken
Feb 23 2004 7:32PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
4. I lost my cell phone.

Coming Soon...
Feb 23 2004 7:37PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
hahaha^




XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx
Yeah it's true.. I heard the Bush administration now controls 80% of the worlds magic.
Feb 23 2004 7:37PM
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BallinBU
Posts: 882 - Karma: 6
1. i have no money
2. i cannot afford to buy myself food
3. i am hungry
4. i applied for a new credit card so i can buy a new pair of bindings instead of food
5. i live with two douche bag room mates
6. i have 120 hours of community service to do
7. my x-girlfriend keeps begging me to have sex with her and i don't want to but i still do
8. all i want to do is get drunk but i have to read/write papers/work every night and just end up drinking anyway
9. my neck hurts
10. the nuggets game is on tv in an hour and i have to go to work
11. i wish i had a sack of weed and i don't
Feb 23 2004 7:41PM
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permanente1600
Posts: 1368 - Karma: 10
1. i also have to get my hip drained
2. i just drank my last pepsi (god damn it)
3. my little brother ate all my cookies
4. and i have calculus home work




Titanya: But Duff Man, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drink!
Duff Man: Duff Man... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!
Feb 23 2004 8:05PM
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1080tahoegirl
Posts: 216 - Karma: 10
J.D.....sorry to hear that, hope life gets better for ya!
Feb 23 2004 9:27PM
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MadTrix4Me
Posts: 209 - Karma: 10
I'm down with JD...school sucks when you gotta pay for it

-Go Huck Yourself
-Friends don't let friends jib and jive.
Feb 23 2004 9:32PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
1. I somehow tweaked my left arm, so i cant lift very much weight with it, or lift it above my head.
2. when i lay down, i cant get up without falling off the bed, because i hit my chest on the knuckle of a kink-rail, and it huts to prop myself up
3. I have no money, and i need to get a laptop for college
4. i'm editing a video of a trip i took last year with some friends, and my dumbass friend/'co-producer' thinks a video can be edited overnight, so i keep gettin bitched at allnight
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Reppin Line, 603 and New Hampshire

skates for sale- Custom USDs with Senate Liners, and Ground Control Frames

'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'
Feb 23 2004 9:36PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
1. I somehow tweaked my left arm, so i cant lift very much weight with it, or lift it above my head.
2. when i lay down, i cant get up without falling off the bed, because i hit my chest on the knuckle of a kink-rail, and it huts to prop myself up
3. I have no money, and i need to get a laptop for college
4. i'm editing a video of a trip i took last year with some friends, and my dumbass friend/'co-producer' thinks a video can be edited overnight, so i keep gettin bitched at allnight
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Reppin Line, 603 and New Hampshire

skates for sale- Custom USDs with Senate Liners, and Ground Control Frames

'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'
Feb 23 2004 9:36PM
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skiMT
Posts: 321 - Karma: 10
1. got concussion
2. sprained finger
3. big comp is coming up (stress)
4. bindings suck
5. skis suck
6. have no girl
7. school sux
8. snow is melting
9. our mountain has no park
10. coat is 2 small
11. pants are ripin up
12. i have to much hw every nite
13. i dont have any ski movies
14. i have to duct tape my gloves
15. i hate my helmet
16. dont have a good yard for skiing
17. dont have metal rails

thats about it

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drop cliffs not bombs
Feb 23 2004 10:32PM
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Skiertrav
Posts: 401 - Karma: 10
^that's the worst list ever

I am $26000 in debt and not 20 yet
As of right now, I have $5 to my name(after my rent is paid in a couple days), and a car with no gas
and for fun, the palm tree in my living room is dying
Feb 24 2004 2:49AM
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SofaKingdom
Posts: 122 - Karma: 10
^^ concured.

Umm... I don't really have anything to bitch about except for:

- I live in Van Nuys, California
- I have to get up at 5:30am everyday
- California is the most expensive place to live
- Gas is getting jacked up once again
- Bush is president
- I've had no time to ski this season
'I bought an antfarm once. Them fellers didn't grow shit'.
Feb 24 2004 3:17AM
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thecoyote
Posts: 1937 - Karma: 14
Its my own stupidity.
I fucked up on a jump, then was frustrated and smoked my ski with my pole, broke the most trivial but essential piece on my bindings. Toasted.
Feb 24 2004 3:23AM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
im dating jd and that cheap bastard has no time for me anymore with all of his goddamn homework. plus he stole my skis now that he broke his.



mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'
Feb 24 2004 3:26AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
paying tuition
My landlord is fucking me over and basically trying to steal my money
I'm failing every single one of my classes
I have a blown ACL
The surgery wait list is up to a minimum of five months
I have no prospects for a summer job
I may have to move back to Toronto, AKA hell on earth

JD still wins though.



TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Feb 24 2004 3:59AM
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RandomHero21
Posts: 1335 - Karma: 15
Damn.....My life is cake compared to all you guys. My only complaint is that I can only ski six...not seven....days a week.

Look... A mountain RAM. Staring contest. Me and you. You don't even blink do you? You win. You always do. Goulet.
Feb 24 2004 4:47AM
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Rip
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 3
- the snow is melting
- i only get to ski 4-5 days a week
- i have a job and usualy have to work on the weekend

i dont have too many problems


Go bears presented by Bank One!!
Feb 24 2004 9:58AM
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Justo8484
Posts: 3905 - Karma: 204
bad cold caughing up mucus in colors i didnt know mucus came in
i reinjure my thumb every time i ski
i reinjure my other thumb every time i ski
got my stuff stolen by a fellow employee out of the employee closet
teach fat little special ed 5 year olds who cant even walk how to ski just to get a free pass
i got to college in philadelphia where the closest mountain is blue mtn or bear creek
college = no money whatsoever for the next 10 years
Feb 24 2004 12:05PM
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TroubleMaker165
Posts: 9 - Karma: 10
RIP... cry me a friggin river... ski only 4-5 days a week!? you gotta be kidding me, i work and have class so much im lucky if i ski once every two weeks... and i thought i had it easy...
~Live to Ryde, Ryde to live~
Feb 24 2004 1:39PM
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pcfreeride
Posts: 356 - Karma: 281
fuck you guys my spleen is in two peacess
ya dank
i miss skiing
Feb 24 2004 1:44PM
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arice
Posts: 152 - Karma: 10
1.my car broke again
2.i ate shit off a thirty footer onto my face in a comp
3.my gf lives 3 hours away
4.i have a ton of papers and midterms in the next week
5.some idiots broke the tv and now we only get 10 channels, all crappy cable like court tv, the dvd and nintendo don't work either
Feb 24 2004 4:53PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
my entire family died. and jenny wont go to the prom with me.
Feb 24 2004 5:12PM
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NateDogg369
Posts: 68 - Karma: 10
wow before reading this topic i was actually in a good mood, now im kinda depressed thanks to all you people with so many problems... check yourselves quit bitchin and fix your problems
Feb 24 2004 5:17PM
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jibtastic
Posts: 4391 - Karma: 67
1. Broke my rib within the first 2 hours of my first day skiing this year.
2. A month after that healed, I broke my rib.
3. My bindings broke.
4. I'm sick of my old powairs.
5. Im grounded for another week, after being grounded for 5 previous weeks.

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Broken collarbones are so awesome.

Steeze-E-O's
'Skier Tested, Mother Approved'

Its simply what we eat.
Feb 24 2004 8:53PM
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always_ski
Posts: 595 - Karma: 10
I had a 10pg paper worth 20% due this morning
Mine was 1pg
Feb 24 2004 9:18PM
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iamaskier
Posts: 131 - Karma: 10
shit some of you guys have some really shitty problems!! try being the only girl living with 3 dickhead guys that get a kick out of making my life hell and only getting to go home evry 5 months or so cos you go to skool in another country. also i havnt been home to australia where im originally from for like 2 and a bit years. got no money, shit loads of work, gotta finish my photography coursework in like 2 weeks, but dont have enough photos and dont have enough time to get to the park with good enough riders to shoot. skis were stolen the other day. frost bite on toes. havnt seen any of my friends for about 6 or seven months.
those are quite lame compared to some of the shit you guys are going throgh!!
Feb 24 2004 9:33PM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
my grandma told me i was going to hell.






“This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on your TV everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing...'Maynard James Keenan
Feb 24 2004 9:45PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
^Don't worry, she's goin' first.


J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

On Bling Skis: ''Anyone know anything about this company? do they have a website?'' -makr0

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot
Feb 24 2004 9:49PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 21
-spent $2100 on my car in 6 weeks
-so far have had 21 ferry rides between the island and the mainland for ski trips
-found out today that I have tendonitis in both legs and will have to get new ski boots AND take like a month off from skiing
-am poor because of the aforementioned reasons


'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
Feb 24 2004 10:17PM
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WONTON
Posts: 6951 - Karma: 55
-uhhh...i got a papercut.
Feb 24 2004 10:29PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
haha yall suck, my life kicks ass




handicaped skiing
is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis





Feb 24 2004 10:41PM
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ssclark88
Posts: 67 - Karma: 15
haha... you people are too funny!
nothing to bitch about here really except that

the guy i wanted to by skis from this weekend never showed up.

i ride on snowblades and no matter what i throw people still think i suck.

the lack of sex is getting to me because i go to RPI(there are no girls here).

i'm not getting any work done because i'm too busy watching ski movies and masturbating.

i really shouldn't be complaining because i like where i'm at... i bust my balls in school and i still get to ski 3 times a week.
Feb 24 2004 11:47PM
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