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So I hooked up with a guy tonight?

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andrew.
Posts: 2349 - Karma: 165
So I was at this party, had this girl Jess that I was feelin. We were both pretty drunk. Anyway, I go downstairs with her to the basement, and there were a handful of people in there. I grab her, she moves away a little just to move to a quieter part of the basement. Anyway, lights go out and I grabbed her. We started making out pretty hard, and I was grabbin her ass and whatnot. However, when the lights came on it turns out it was this kid Mike that lives down the hall. He somehow moved between us, and he thought I was his girlfriend and I thought he was Jess. Holy FUCK. I made out with a fucking dude tonight on my second night at college. He lives nextdoor. WHAT.

THE
FUCK.
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Aug 30 2009 2:19AM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
false
Aug 30 2009 4:00AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
^ fair enough.
Aug 30 2009 4:01AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
Pics or it didnt happen
Aug 30 2009 4:05AM
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purplejumpsuit
Posts: 2207 - Karma: 157
to andy or me?
or both?
Aug 30 2009 4:05AM
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Wild_Style
Posts: 155 - Karma: 10
So let me get this straight. Two drunk dudes, whom both "thought" the other was a chick without any hints to the contrary, and were satisfied with that (until the lights came on)? Priceless.
Aug 30 2009 4:06AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
andy, he chose to ignore you....  silly girl  ;-)
Aug 30 2009 4:07AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
You wanna start a good ol' fashioned boy/girl fight? jk. both.
Aug 30 2009 4:09AM
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purplejumpsuit
Posts: 2207 - Karma: 157
you could not handle my wrath. jk twas just wondering :)

and haha to greg_the_panda, so was not ignored.
Aug 30 2009 4:13AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564

yeah, i realize...  now i feel like an ass...  must find a cliff.

and the first letter of each word is capitalized in my name damnit..  get it right.

Aug 30 2009 4:14AM
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anxju
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false
Aug 30 2009 4:14AM
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Arabian.
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false
Aug 30 2009 4:16AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564

tralse?

im getting confused now.

Aug 30 2009 4:19AM
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purplejumpsuit
Posts: 2207 - Karma: 157
well Greg_The_Panda
Arabian said false to andys false making the both in fact true as it was previously believed to be.
Aug 30 2009 4:26AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
that just made it worse...  im so confused...
Aug 30 2009 4:27AM
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anxju
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false
Aug 30 2009 4:27AM
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anxju
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false
Aug 30 2009 4:28AM
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anxju
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false
Aug 30 2009 4:28AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
true...  i think....  this means im saying your statement of false is in fact true.
Aug 30 2009 4:28AM
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purplejumpsuit
Posts: 2207 - Karma: 157
.... im lost,
what does andy want to be true now?
Aug 30 2009 4:35AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aug 30 2009 4:51AM
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eheath
Posts: 61106 - Karma: 118,269
Well, at least there will never be a more awkward moment with your new neighbor.
Aug 30 2009 5:33AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Thank you for posting this on NS. We do like you're embarasment.
Aug 30 2009 5:52AM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 52
uhhhh well this is awkward...
Aug 30 2009 6:31AM
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lydiaiskwllol
Posts: 514 - Karma: 11
Oh well could be worse?
Aug 30 2009 6:52AM
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PAINE_IN_MAINE
Posts: 300 - Karma: 13
I read this entire thread and people were talking about sigs, so I looked at all the sigs and I found out, but maybe the sig was just protecting andrew maybe he thought it was a bad idea to post that shit on ns so he covered it up.
Aug 30 2009 7:57AM
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tommyp1ckles
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 55
hahahahaha
Aug 30 2009 8:40AM
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KarmaInitiative
Posts: 2028 - Karma: 174
epic!
Aug 30 2009 8:57AM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
You know how I know you're gay?
Aug 30 2009 9:00AM
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musick13
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MINDFUCK
Aug 30 2009 10:24AM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
i think the question on everybodys mind is- was it good- did his ass feel firm and was he a good kisser
haha
Aug 30 2009 10:27AM
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cool.
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 1,724
HAHHAHAHAHHA thats pretty fuckin funny
Aug 30 2009 10:35AM
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robtheslobonacob
Posts: 471 - Karma: 17
chris im so fucking pissed off that wasn't true. it had me and roomate uncontrollably laughing
Aug 30 2009 10:40AM
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Mr_Orange
Posts: 1024 - Karma: 154
Dude If I were you I would never tell anyone this story again.
Aug 30 2009 10:42AM
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kingcomet32
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the storys at the top of page 2 also, so from the start were in pretty gay territory
Aug 30 2009 10:48AM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 86
I don't care if it's fake or not, that's still a funny story. hahahahs
Aug 30 2009 11:00AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
hahahahahaha epic start to college
Aug 30 2009 11:12AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
Look at it from the bright side:
Now you have a reason to bang every girl on campus!
just tell em you're trying to make a point!

:D
Aug 30 2009 11:22AM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
It doesn't matter how many chicks you bang, you will never be as straight as the moment just before you made out with that guy.....
Aug 30 2009 12:06PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
ModFail.
Aug 30 2009 12:14PM
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grifftang
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 14
i cant tell if chris is making a joke or not, was it him or the thread creator?
Aug 30 2009 12:18PM
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CorruptArmada
Posts: 272 - Karma: 549
so how's it feel to be gay?
Aug 30 2009 12:19PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
its the story he'll tell all of his grandchildren
Aug 30 2009 12:24PM
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kgirvan
Posts: 442 - Karma: 53
HAHAHAHAHAH good way to start off college lmao. i just lol'd
Aug 30 2009 12:31PM
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heFF
Posts: 5786 - Karma: 4,457
ha word
Aug 30 2009 12:33PM
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mackcamp
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 263
Chug Life 2: "It's not gay if you're friends."
Aug 30 2009 1:05PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
The dude definitely has a beard too
Aug 30 2009 1:08PM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
i know i'm way late in quoting this, but this was the first thing i thought when i saw the thread title.
Aug 30 2009 1:24PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
So let me get this straight. One NS dude, who "thought" this wasn't a joke without looking for any hints to the contrary, and was satisfied with that (until I told him to READ THE THREAD)? Priceless.
Aug 30 2009 1:27PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
I have a choice. I can play along and continue the fun by not mentioning the truth of this thread or I can look like an attentive NSer by mentioning it. What should I do?
Aug 30 2009 1:30PM
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