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What kind of animals have you hit?

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mBall
Posts: 1690 - Karma: 2,827
This year i hit/jibbed a squirell while skiing. Just today i killed a duck while jet skiing... Poor guy hah

just wanted to share and see if anyone has had weird experiences!
Aug 28 2009 1:27AM
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jstemp
Posts: 349 - Karma: 3,818
was driving fast around a curve, out of nowhere there was a deer standing there. did not swerve or brake because that would make me crash. instead, i just maintained speed and just clipped er. i think i broke its legs :(
Aug 28 2009 1:28AM
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Shark.
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my mom got an eagle stuck between the hood of the car and the pod, that was fucked up....

and then this

Aug 28 2009 1:29AM
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R.I.P.BigTree
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driving to mammoth right across the cali nevada border i hit mad rabbits, probably 4-5, one of which cracked my bumper, no big animals besides a human
Aug 28 2009 1:30AM
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Mr.Panda
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hearing their scream just makes it all the more funny
Aug 28 2009 1:30AM
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caucasian_chad
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I have never hit an animal with my car, but i did kill a mouse with my ski.  It was running along the house while i was out hitting my box so I grabbed one of my skis and chopped its head off.
Aug 28 2009 1:31AM
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Jib-Ninja
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i ran over a bunny on my moped and my parents/freinds have hit countless amounts of deer while im in the car with them. i would say near 20

i once was riding my longboard while i was high and a dog came after me and i ran over its paw and the owner thanked me and said "thanks, mabye now he wont chase after people any more" and i just grined and said "anyday ma'am"



Aug 28 2009 1:31AM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
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Aug 28 2009 1:35AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
do you have a alias called lindsayjibber?
Aug 28 2009 1:38AM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
fuck you shithead
Aug 28 2009 1:39AM
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Shark.
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ahh this ones fuckeddd

Aug 28 2009 1:39AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
i was talking about the scream you hear from Travis Pastrana and his co pilot....  the crazy "oh shit" right before they hit the deer...
Aug 28 2009 1:40AM
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Ethan.G
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no personal story to tell but just looking at videos on youtube this is crazy


Aug 28 2009 1:41AM
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dguay13
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Hit a seagull on the highway once doing prob 80, that didnt work out too well for him, and i hate to say it but i hit a cat once doin 70 on a back road, and that did not end well, ill leave it at that
Aug 28 2009 1:47AM
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eheath
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I've hit multiple gofers in my time driving, its real fun.
Aug 28 2009 1:53AM
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doublexl
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hahaha sorry dude, the vid didnt show up in the quote.

i thought you were talking about da eagle.
Aug 28 2009 1:56AM
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Mr.Panda
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haha, alright...

yeah, the eagle is kinda fucked up...  the deer thing is kinda funny though, the reaction from Pastrana.

Aug 28 2009 2:06AM
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doublexl
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"AWWWWWWWWW....were done."
Aug 28 2009 2:08AM
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carbon.pulse
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Hit many rabits in cars. Hit a squirell trying to run across a trail skiing.
Aug 28 2009 2:08AM
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Where-am-I
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aw man so bad but so funny
Aug 28 2009 2:21AM
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Frank_Spinatra
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i was driving during a thunderstorm and hit a huge fuckin' turtle with a van.  I tried to go right over it and not kill it but the fucker was so tall he hit the bottom side of the van still.  I pulled over and went to see if it was ok and it cracked his shell like in half and was bleeding like crazy.  I felt pretty bad.  I dont think he made it
Aug 28 2009 2:38AM
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casimiro
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I was in a boxing match with a kangaroo once.Click for larger image I got one solid punch in then it kicked my ass....
Aug 28 2009 2:42AM
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mozzy
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My friend ran over a bunny.

I hit a bird, a stupid one that decided to fly in front of the car bumper, bounced onto my windshield leaving a greyish-reddish feathery smear, bounced onto the rear window, and onto the pavement.

The smear didn't wash off with the windshield cleaning fluid, so I ended up cleaning it up with a few paper towels.

And I dig the picture of the owl.


Aug 28 2009 3:40AM
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yelsel
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many frogs, bunnies, a possum, countless squirrels, a beaver family, turtles and a fox.

Aug 28 2009 9:45AM
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THUGwife
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my new guilty pleasure is these videos. i find the cow one too fucking funny. so gross but so funny
Aug 28 2009 10:18AM
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THUGwife
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''ahhhhhhhh......ahhhhhh...........nyaaaaaahhhhh''
Aug 28 2009 10:40AM
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KAS
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A squirrel and just a couple nights ago I hit a coyote. It was on the side of the road until I was like 4 feet away then decided to run across the street, so I hit it only going like 10mph. It rolled across the pavement a couple feet then got up immediately and ran the way he came from. He didn't even finish crossing the street.
Aug 28 2009 10:41AM
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mozzy
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Not anything I ran over, but an infamous case:




Aug 28 2009 10:54AM
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lineskier10
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ive hit a few squirrels but one time i almost hit a deer while smoking a blunt driving around but somehow it skidded across the hood of my car and just kept on going, it was crazy though the thing shot out of the woods at a full sprint, did a fucking ninja slide across the hood of my car and when it landed it just kept booking it like nothing even happened, that was one badass deer
Aug 28 2009 11:02AM
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Brenone
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i actually GOT hit by an animal. like the OP i was jetskiing and a bird hit me in the head as it was about to snach something out of the water. luckily he didnt stab me with his beak but nonetheless it fukin hurt and almost knocked me off the ski while doing 50 mph.
Aug 28 2009 11:28AM
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OhMyBosh
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I dont see how those animals can be so fucking stupid. Its a god damn train just take one step sideways. Fuck.
Aug 28 2009 11:33AM
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yelsel
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We had an agreement!!! - Costanza
Aug 28 2009 11:37AM
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Dan.
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well once I ran over a rabbit on a fenderless motorcycle... had a roostertail of blood on my shirt. kind of metal. and then hit a dog. that was a sad day.
Aug 28 2009 11:38AM
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krystoff
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baby...
Aug 28 2009 11:43AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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I hit an owl once, cruising down a backroad at night I saw a flash of wing from the side and then something smashed high on the windshield and dead center. From the thump I'm sure it was dead, should have went back and got some feathers.

Had a deer run full bore into the side of my truck as I was driving by, so I guess technically he hit me.

Scariest one by far was on my motorcycle, a large buck ran out from the side of the road at dusk and I swore he was gonna plow right into me. He must have hit the breaks cause I cringed and tightened up waiting for the impact, but all I did was caught my pants slightly on his antlers. Yep head down antlers just touched my pants flapping in the wind as I rode by.

Various opossum and groundhogs but their fat so it doesn't really count.

Saw a squirrel go under my buddies car and bounce off the muffler, he shot out the side and off the road, I was right behind him in my car.
Aug 28 2009 11:57AM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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Aug 28 2009 12:00PM
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gnarles.
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my dad hit a moose ded on and it crushed the hole front of hid car
Aug 28 2009 12:12PM
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HeartBeatFaster
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I have had a few close calls with deer while riding motorcycle too. Not as close as you but close enough. Glad you're all right.  I did hit a wild turkey at 80 on the bike though. I swerved enough to miss hitting it with the front wheel but it did hit my leg, which quickly became swollen and bruised.
Aug 28 2009 12:13PM
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Brenone
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ive watched this 20 times and cant stop laughing.
Aug 28 2009 12:17PM
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Ben.
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yes this is real

Aug 28 2009 12:24PM
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Peter.
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i've hit a bird once, going 60. it was eating something in the road, i figured it would fly away, but it ended up flying into my bumper, and exploded
Aug 28 2009 12:29PM
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fujarome
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all of the train videos are kinda funny because of the engineers, its like some horrible, uncontrollable game.

"get of the way! get outttt.....come on! mov-awwww we hit him."
Aug 28 2009 12:30PM
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CoolioDude
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The funny thing is, is that you never see the deer come down lol

Aug 28 2009 12:32PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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look at the posts in this thread next time?
Aug 28 2009 12:58PM
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connoroh
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tha fuckkkk
Aug 28 2009 1:33PM
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prosnurfer
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ok this is fucked up

iv hit a owl

iv hit a deer which did a flip over my car it was nothin but a teddybear.

iv hit a bear. it was fuckign intense. it messed up the allingnment in my sabb i hit that shit goin 75 it was fucked up.
Aug 28 2009 1:45PM
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*rkp*
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And my personal fav....

Aug 28 2009 1:51PM
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*rkp*
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FUCK command+P!!
Aug 28 2009 1:52PM
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joly.sp
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I hit a marmot or gopher on the freeway on the way to edmonton this summer the thing was obviously mangled.

Aug 28 2009 1:52PM
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*rkp*
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actually....fml

Aug 28 2009 1:53PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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I hit these fuckers all the time :)

Aug 28 2009 2:00PM
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