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Me and 3 guys i hang with just went to grab 2 oz of kron. Deal goes smoothly, burn a bit with the dealer and leave. We go to scope it out again once we get around our school. So we go behind a portable and check it out, right than a cop pulls up and starts to chase us seeing as we are in a circle with a small bag. So the guy holding i guess decides to drop it as we run. We went back to see if it was there but the cop took it. BYE BYE 2 oz
anyone else have crazy drug stories?
Ha thats some crazy shit
(+'.'+)"How the fuck do you feel somebody's nuts up with your elbow?"
i was goin on a burn cruise and put the bowl down then passd a cop. didnt get pulled over cause he knew i would have beat his ass. yeah.
but seriously make that fuck pay you all back. shit is expensiveeee id beat his ass till he coughed up money for being a retard.
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Me and my friends got pulled over for having stuff hanging from the rearview mirror (which is apparently illegal as it blocks your vision) and realized that we had a baggie hanging out of the console of the car, so my friend tries to hide it under the seat discretely after being pulled over. Apparently the cops saw this and asked what he was doing, and my friend said that he was picking up the ipod adapter. The cops then asked to search the car and found the baggie which thankfully only had a grinder and some residue in it. The cops were pretty cool about it and just confiscated the grinder, which sucks because it was one of the nice sharpstone grinders, but whatever. Its better than having a criminal record. And yeah, the entire time the cops were cracking women and blonde jokes, which was funny.
When i show girls my full pokedex i'll get all the pussy i want! - Psyduck
You dumb? Why did you have to get out by a school, to pass around bud. Look at it at the deal. Idk what to say.
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i am the president,
and the assassin.
welcome to the show i am the main attraction.
ha thats funny cause the majority of drug deals go down at my school
chipotle is the dank
I as coming home from college for winter break this year, and I was 20 min from home and was speeding a bit because I was tired of driving. I drove a buddy home who had a QP and I had a half oz too. We got pulled over for speeding and nothing happened. thank god for the foot deodorizer I keep in my door, shit can kill ANY smell.
I love America, I hate Americans.
dam man, 2 oz that sucks major cock
I was at my dealers house picking up a quarter and then there was a bunch of other people there buying bud, and so we decided to smake all of it and by the end of it his whole living room was completely boxed. and then there a nock on the door and we hear "Avon PD open up", so everybody just freezes and the dealer goes to the door and then theres another knock "avon police department open up", and everybody started running for the back deck which is 25 feet off the ground and two kids jump, then one of the girls in there announces that its her boyfriend just joking around, needless to say as soon as he came in we just beat the shit out of him.
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Alis Grave Nil.
thats about as crazy as me having a shit
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