Anyway, the hockey jock next to me said "Did you just fucking shit your pants?" I replied "No..." then slowly made my way to the door, with my butt cheeks rubbing tablespoons of ass molasses between their steamy counterparts.
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST.
You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER.
haha this reminds me of when a dude killed his friend in the woods manhunt style (game).. I read the original article on Gamespot.com - ironic thing is that there was an ad for Manhunt 2 in the sidebar lol.. so fucked up.
last year there were multiple bomb threats and shit written on like bathroom walls and shit and two years ago some kid brought a burner or something to school
"on occasion I'll shit in my pants just because I don't make it in time , but generally I just shit in my hands, and walk around untill I find a trash can to put it in....or if I can't find a trash can I just put it in my pocket" - shredsticks