its been about a year since me and my buddy always noticed a hint of weed on my dad every once in a while. so we decided to go out in our storage shed and look around because hes always out there. so as we lifted up my toolbox. there lay a pipe, resin and everything
my dad's friend can roll a perfect blunt /claim.
I don't know if my dad's hanggliding friends all smoke weed and they all smoke at parties/bbq's and i always time my conversations with them so they are smoking as i talk to them. They talk to me and blow smoke in my face. So by time i am done talking to all of them i am high. My dad hasn't caught on yet, he proably assumes i smoke because i have had dinner with him high a few times and last night i was tripping on LSA and i had to go to his house to pick up my camera. We had a conversation for 5 minutes. Our conversation went like this
Me: Dad! Hi.
dad: did email me that link?
me: of course, you know i would!
dad: are you ok, your pupils are the size of dinner plates,(he put a dinner plate up and said) yep about the same size. hahahaha
dad: it was a joke.
Me: i know, i am a little tired, i didn't get to bed last night.
Me: What (i was distracted by the beautiful patterns on the celling and the walls were breathing.) oh just me and david were watching movies and didn't feel like sleeping.
Dad: ok save the story for later, go get some coffee or something at the bakery (he hands me $5)
I don't think my dad is an idiot. He probably could guess i was high, but not on LSA.
Just take the pipe and when you are home one night and its just you and him, walk into this workshop and clear your throat. When he turns around hold it up and smile, then lift up your other hand with a 20bag.
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"If people let government decide which foods they eat and medicines they take, their bodies will soon be in as sorry a state as are the souls of those who live under tyranny."
- Thomas Jefferson
ask him if he wants to smoke a blunt what i did with my dad
"on occasion I'll shit in my pants just because I don't make it in time , but generally I just shit in my hands, and walk around untill I find a trash can to put it in....or if I can't find a trash can I just put it in my pocket" - shredsticks
I smoked with my friends dad, he was wearing a tie die shirt and he has long blonde hair past his shoulders. It was crazy because he was totally just telling us how our lives are going to unfold, because he has been there done that. Listen to you elders, especially if they used to smoke weed. They know EVERYTHING! and you can learn so much from them.
why does every creepy faggot on the internet have a house made of shitty fake wood paneling? Seriously if I see a picture of someone eating a cup full of poop, fapping in a horse costume, or slicing their dick in half... there is shitty wood paneling in the background every fucking time.