This is bizarre......

Did someone give you something that you were not supposed to put into your body?

Don't think so dude. I just got home from dinner though. I'm plumped with steak fries.....

illegal consumption had a part in this lens trick

Do the new ones have new prescriptions?   Usually it takes a little while for your eyes to get accustomed to the new clearer vision.  Are they new frames?  If so, then that also takes some adjustment period.  Depending on the frame, adjustment, height on the bridge of your nose, the lenses will produce a given field of vision, and you have to get used to the new one.  It's like trying on an old pair of frames you haven't worn in years, that have weaker lenses, it produces the same effect.

same thing happened to me when i got new glasses, it went away in a few days though, so just give it some time and wear them as much as possible

happens to me when i look through my friends glasses with a stronger prescription than me. maybe that's it? or maybe it's just me. it's probably just me honestly..