Notes: Only accepted methods of payment are [b]Paypal[/b] (US & Canada) and [b]Interac Email Money Transfer[/b] (Canada only, costs $1.50).
All prices are in US dollars, [b]shipping included[/b] unless otherwise stated.
If you're not down with the set price, I am certainly open to reasonable offers.
Ready, set? Here we go.
First up: Helly Hansen Logan 5 two piece suit in lightning yellow. This has been my baby for two seasons. Lots of pockets make you feel like a bad-ass? Well forget the male enhancement pills, this sucker comes loaded with a whopping 16 seperate pockets. If that's too many for you some are removable. Jacket is size L and pants are size XL. 10K/10k waterproofing on both. Great condition, a few minor tears by the heel, and one in one of the ankle gaiters. Other than that in perfect shape, I've taken super good care of it, have never let my pants drag on the ground in the lodge or parking lot at the risk of looking like a homo. Amazing quality suit, I've found Helly to have always been the finest. Comes with matching Helly liner that integrates right in, as well as matching lanyard (see farther down). Removable hood. I am reluctant to break up the suit, don't see why anyone would want to.. but I am open. Looking for $210 shipped.
Next up, some brown Orage pants, size M. decent condition. Once again I applied the same care to the heels of the pants, no tears, small scuffs. Small repair job on the major pocket on the knee, got my mom to sew it up so it's almost unnoticable just for a small patch of thread. $35 shipped.
The original Line Elizabeth, 172, center mounted with mint Look P12 Jibs. $240 shipped. Almost too much info and tons of pictures located in this thread: https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/474563/
On the theme of skis, here are a PAIR of 175cm Atomic TRIPLETS (ski only). Get it? Haha. Ok so these were my favourite park ski ever, so much pop it's ridiculous. Mounted once at dead center with Look PX12 Jibs. Still a great jump ski super light, just the failed double-edge technology has gotten a little sketch, separating from the rest of the base. But all the edges are completely intact.. and the outer edges are sturdily attached. Looks like it's easy to catch an edge on them eh? Believe it or not it never once happened to me, they seem to be dulled and slide rails just fine. Quite a few topsheet chips. Core is a little warped at one of the tails (but still sturdy.. see picture). $75 shipped.
Ok, so I know you've always been curious. And it's ok. It's normal for a man your age. It's normal to be embarrased to wonder what it's like. But here's your chance to come out of the closet.. without the embarrassment of purchasing them brand new. At least you can brush it off as a joke if you ever get critisized. $25 shipped, OBO, with any other order $50 or more.
Oakley Wisdom Goggles: 2 frames, 3 lenses. Both frames in like-new shape. Not asian-fit, but I know you wish they were. White strap a little worn. Fire iridium for sunny days, MINT condition. High Intensity Persimmon for cloudy days, but works in the sun too, even MINTER condition. High Intensity Yellow lens thrown in, but it is a write-off, scratched like a motherfucker. Would make a good frisbee to throw at someone, off the lift. Still works as a lens I guess. Would like to sell all together as a package for $110 shipped, if you want to separate, pricing will be higher.
Electric Brown/Mint Fade Sunglasses and a Quiksilver Dependant Watch, needs a new battery. Both brand new and in box, never been worn. $30 shipped and $70 shipped respectively.
Rossignol Scratch Boots 26.5. Skiied for one season but weren't right for me. They got the brown fade because I was wearing an orage corduroy one peice that just DRIPPED colour when it got wet. Great condition, straps removed, but comes with Salomon power-straps you can screw on yourself. Heat moldable, one of the front latches needs a bit of lubricant. $65 shipped.
Brand new Protec skate helmet. Never been used. Size XL, fits real snug on my head though. I'm roughly 5 & 3/8. 20 shipped.
Surface Skis Beanie. $5 with any other order $50 or more.
Gloss White K2 Rant helmet. Currently with reflective ICE sticker (used to be an official police sticker, but the Aussie lifties at Whistler wouldn't shut up about "oh no its the po-po!" every time I came up the lift, so I ripped the P-O-L off). Also has NS, Level 1, Orage, and Oakley diecuts on it, can be removed if desired. Is retrofitted with modified, removable Giro 9.9 audio tune ups, they look natural on the helmet though, no one has EVER commented on them.. they always thought they belonged. Used the original earflaps to make them, so they are gone. Size L, works GREAT with a hat underneath as pictured, or a beanie. A few black scuffs. Three coloured hats included if desired. $30 shipped.
4 Hoodies: Line prophet hoodie with a small hole on the back, size L, $15 shipped. Oakley Hoodie, barely ever been worn, great shape, size L, $10 shipped. Plaid Hoodie Reversible, size L, worn a few times, $15 shipped. Nomis Frenzy Hoodie, size XL, brand new, never been worn or washed, $40 shipped. Cheaper deals if you want more than one of course.
Assorted bandanas, $1 each with any other order.
Lava Lamp, great working condition. $3 with any order $50 or more.
Dakine gloves, fairly beat one pair patched. 2$ per pair with any other order. Also pictured: Included Helly lanyard.
Freebies! Free with any order $50 or more.
Jackass, the complete box set.
XXL Phat Farm Shirt? Wanna be a balla? Shot calla?
Balla Jean Shorts from the hood? Phatfarm! Size 34 waist.
And finally, the crown jewel of the sale: 2010 185cm Armada JJs, $300.
...which is how much money I threw at them this afternoon, just because they're so damn beautiful. Not for sale, just being a Claudia Claimer! :) Enjoy, buy away.
Remember! There is no such thing as a stupid offer! Except ones in which the price of shipping the item exceeds the value of the item, or comes unreasonably close to it. Everything must goooo.
