um, when i was a lesser man, i was kickin it in this hot tub with this girl all afternoon at this water park sorta thingy, and basically i got the gnarliest blue balls mankind has ever known. morphine could not have helped me. so basically so i didnt ruin the rest of my afternoon with this girl, i was like, fuck it, im wankin it in the bathroom. right. so i get to the PACKED FULL bathroom, and jerk off in a wet bathing suit freezing cold dripping wet in dirty ass fuckin stalls with really high doors and big cracks so you can see through and little boys taking shits on either side of me with their dads in the stalls with them shouting encouragement.
needless to say, if i made it happen, you certainly can get a nut off in the hope of relief.
"Wow. This kid is so gay he makes me feel like Hulk Hogan. Seriously. Even I would yell "Faggot" and throw a beer bottle at him from a passing car. Christ." (Arabian)
"and this is coming from a guy who eats more pussy than food" (crazyfuck)