last night i was standing in line to go the bathroom and a girl from mexico came up to me and smelled my armpits. You smell nice she said. I told her it was my roomates who happened to be a girl. She smiled and went in for a second smell. I really like it she said. I thought for sure I was going to get laid that night. Upon seeing this, the girl's friends rushed over to smell me too. At that point in the night I had to go pee really really bad and had four mexican girls smelling my shirt and telling me I smelled nice. I thought it was ironic because i had been in kitchen all day making bacon strips with grandmas from bosnia and I had neglected to take a shower that day. In my mind I was a prime canidate for a fresh wash in their minds I was a sweet smelling gringo with a charming smile who could be subdued into hot mexican sex. ( Or so i thought). Things seemed to going pretty well for me. I had been eying the cute mexican girl in line and never thought in a thousand years she would come up to me because I was wearing girls deordorant. I was feeling like hot property and thought for sure I would be doing the Macarana later that night with at least one of the girls ( please don't judge me for my inflated ego. I actually have not been layed in many moons. my confidence was simply a product of my good luck. When a hot girl says you smell nice you can't help but feel like you got something going for you.) The show went imediatally south (no pun intended) when I mad fun of one of the girls in a thick mexican accent like the one protrayed on the south park episode with jennifer lopez ( u know the one where cart man gives ben afflect a hand job?).
You smell soo goood. I said in a joking manor inmitating her actions. Her friends faces went off like lightining bolts and their eyes fixed on me like angry lions.
"Okay. Okay. Thats it. Stereotyping!We are out of here!" one of the girls said while moving her hand across her face like a pissed off puerto rican prostitute who probably liked tacos. ( sorry to stereotype) She grabbed her friend and they melted into the sea of people around us. ( we were at a music venue) I had failed to impress the mexican godess of my dreams because I stereotyped. Let this be a lesson to all of you. When trying to pick up hot mexican chicks while waiting to go the bathroom at a concert it is important to wear girls deordorant but not a good idea to make fun of them in a persona you saw on south park. happy hunting friends.
( disclaimer... I think girls from south america with black hair are the hottest girls on the planet and if I ever become rich I plan on marrying a lot of them.)
