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Pro sier jokes thread

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Joshua.
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Ok so I've seen some funny pro skier jokes in the last couple of weeks. So I think to myself... Hmmm how can I see them all in one place? OH DUH NSers haha. So I'll start it off with some about Chug (no offense chug, you're easy to pick on) and you guys post up some of your favorites.

Here are mine:

What kind of shampoo does Chug use?...............Pantene PROOOOO-v!

Why are there 9 episodes of Traveling Circuis and 5 of Chug Life?.............Because Chug is a PROOOOOOOOOOOcrastinator.

haha.... ok yes i did make those up in the shower 5 minutes ago butttt

lets see what  you NSers have got!
Jul 30 2009 2:38PM
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Joshua.
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my K key is messed up.... haha pay no attention to this thread i failed the title. post on the other one
Jul 30 2009 2:40PM
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strongmark
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you are an awful person.
Jul 30 2009 2:47PM
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Holte
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hahaha don't quit your day job. This thread did make me laugh though.
Jul 30 2009 3:02PM
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TheUngroomed
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ummmmmmm wow yeah   listen to him ^
Jul 30 2009 3:34PM
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Joshua.
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well it looks lie im the only one with jokes.....so YOU don't quit YOUR day job. hhahaha.....

come on somebody has to have something
Jul 30 2009 3:53PM
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Alex_G
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you should prohoe harder
Jul 30 2009 3:59PM
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PSiekierski
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i didnt laugh, sorry
Jul 30 2009 4:23PM
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hewy
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you were thinking about Chug in the shower..
Jul 30 2009 4:26PM
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Ben.
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FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
Jul 30 2009 4:50PM
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MAC.D
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Jul 30 2009 4:54PM
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R.Fahey
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I've just never seen the fun about sitting around and analyzing people enough to find silly jokes about them that only .00000000001 of the worlds population will understand. 
Jul 30 2009 5:19PM
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h_bar
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Jul 30 2009 5:22PM
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dr_phil
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Jul 30 2009 5:26PM
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TheHundreds
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Please delete this thread.
Jul 30 2009 5:27PM
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LIL_WAT
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Jul 30 2009 7:00PM
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griffin.paisley
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haha win
Jul 30 2009 7:18PM
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ryan.s
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hahahahaha when i read that i thought of a hyper nerdy kid trying to tell jokes
Jul 30 2009 7:29PM
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troublemaker3
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why are these jokes lame ?

cause they are PROOOOO-tarded

Jul 30 2009 7:42PM
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Alex_G
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this is the nice way of saying dont be a prohoe
Jul 30 2009 7:42PM
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Nick_P
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woowwww...no comment..............
Jul 30 2009 8:02PM
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Bassage.
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Jul 30 2009 8:06PM
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TZA.
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quite noob
Jul 30 2009 8:11PM
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proZach
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lol
Jul 30 2009 8:19PM
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no_steeze
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what's the difference between you and chug?

chug can be funny
Jul 30 2009 8:26PM
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family_vacation
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for the win....
Jul 30 2009 8:36PM
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PAuL_Hellar
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Jul 30 2009 8:39PM
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Brock.
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i like your icon. its funny
Jul 30 2009 8:44PM
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CoachG
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when i'm riding on the chairlift, i never have the bar down. why? because stEEz=]bAkEry's mom always keeps it up for me.
Jul 30 2009 9:05PM
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TZA.
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lol

Jul 30 2009 9:09PM
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Blurst
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why does chug have lots of confidence?  because he uses proooactive
Jul 30 2009 9:23PM
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Jordan
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hahahaha
Jul 30 2009 10:04PM
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GKO
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why is Henrik so short?







cause he does so much afterbangin
Jul 30 2009 10:30PM
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Treestman
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those make no sense to me. cool that you make fun of skiers while in the shower?
Jul 30 2009 10:34PM
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NC-skier
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Jul 30 2009 10:40PM
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GKO
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Why dont pros drink Mnt. Dew Amp?





Case Amp is what Amp-atuers drink
Jul 30 2009 10:41PM
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JacheOReally
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why does henrick wear such massive shirts?

because he has no belly button

Jul 30 2009 11:12PM
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J-Evs
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killed it george.......mnehhh
Jul 30 2009 11:18PM
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Cortez
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Jul 30 2009 11:21PM
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deleted5
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cuz his name is chug in his pockets he's got rubs
Jul 30 2009 11:27PM
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ski-swagga
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^
Jul 30 2009 11:29PM
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Hansel.
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only funny thing iv seen in this threat.


stay classy san diego
Jul 30 2009 11:42PM
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chugLIFE
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HAHA this is entertaining

but why does chug need rubs in his pocket? so he doesnt PROOOOOOOO-mote PROOOOOO-creation!

Jul 31 2009 12:30AM
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Hansel.
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hahahahahahah good one chug
Jul 31 2009 12:31AM
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carbon.pulse
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stomped.
Jul 31 2009 12:32AM
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TZA.
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har har har har har har har har har har har har
Jul 31 2009 12:58PM
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~~JEFF~~
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PON PON the ship is sinking
Jul 31 2009 1:40PM
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merrick
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Jul 31 2009 3:35PM
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beardstatus
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hahaha ^ bamm
Jul 31 2009 4:04PM
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*Nickdel*
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hahahaah perfect
Jul 31 2009 4:45PM
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garygohard
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this thread started off awful

toward the end ive actually laughed a few times fosho

Jul 31 2009 5:01PM
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