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Best Step Brothers Quotes

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Hockeyfisher11
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
That movie is great!


Dale: I manage a baseball team.

Nancy: Oh, little League?

Dale: No fantasy league..
Jul 20 2009 10:46AM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
POW
Aug 21 2009 8:51AM
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Dr_Feelgood
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 15
im going to punch you in the concussion
Aug 21 2009 10:47AM
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JosephStalin
Posts: 1673 - Karma: 100
Robert better not get in my face... 'cause I'll drop that motherfucker!

I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.

Dad, we're men. That means a few things - we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do, and now that is all wrecked.
[brief pause]: We literally have never done any of those things.

Aug 21 2009 11:55AM
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Josh_B
Posts: 255 - Karma: 34
This guy just doesn't understand a good movie
Aug 21 2009 12:29PM
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Adrian_
Posts: 81 - Karma: 16
dale: this is a house of learned doctors
brennan: you're not a doctor you're a curly headed fuck!
Aug 28 2009 7:59PM
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BNik
Posts: 543 - Karma: 268
BUT ITS SHARK WEEK  come on!
Aug 28 2009 8:27PM
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MACAQUE
Posts: 2811 - Karma: 696
The nina, the pinta, the Santa maria.
I'll do you in the bottom while drinking sangria(?)
Nachos, lemonheads, my dad's boat,
We won't go down cause my dick can float
Put on your lifejacket, we're pullin up anchor
Hey there's a pretty lady I think I'm gonna spank her
We sail around the world from port to port
every time I cum I produce a quart.
It's like deadliest catch without the crabs,
We're almost out of gas, call the arabs
I'm a pussy pirate, my name's jack sparrow,
Pull down my pants and you'll see my flesh arrow
Be sure to wax, use your mom's nair
don't be surprised when I cum in your hair
Pull up the anchor cause we're leavin dry land
Go below deck with a dick in Yo hand!
Aug 28 2009 10:52PM
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fourhundred
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 21
I've been called the song bird of my generaton...
Aug 28 2009 11:10PM
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lydiaiskwllol
Posts: 514 - Karma: 11
The bit where their dressed up as nazis and kkk is best.
Aug 28 2009 11:18PM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
that's the thing, IT ISN'T A FUNNY MOVIE. It is fucking tired and lame
Aug 28 2009 11:22PM
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MACAQUE
Posts: 2811 - Karma: 696
Why? Are you a 40 year old who lives with their parents, so you feel the movie is making fun of you?
Aug 29 2009 12:14AM
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J_Dums3
Posts: 146 - Karma: 89

"THERE'S SO MUCH ROOM FOR ACTIVITIES!!!"

and something about bars of soap in a pillowcase. i laughed at that pretty hard

Aug 29 2009 12:16AM
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D-Ross
Posts: 308 - Karma: 16
Dad, I'm saying this because I love you... FUCK...YOU
Aug 29 2009 12:26AM
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kgirvan
Posts: 442 - Karma: 53
best line.
Aug 29 2009 2:23AM
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feddysteeze
Posts: 242 - Karma: 11
truly funny observation
May 18 2010 8:02PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
why do you have a question mark after "sangria"?
May 18 2010 8:03PM
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B.bowzz
Posts: 659 - Karma: 210
This wedding is horseshit !!!
May 18 2010 8:10PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
"Hey Derek, you know what's good for shoulder pain?"
"What?"
"If you lick my butt hole."
May 18 2010 8:11PM
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steezeball478
Posts: 437 - Karma: 68
It's a really great neighborhood, everyone recycles, you're guna love it
May 18 2010 8:48PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
i just want to roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina. and every time i feel a little tickle or scratch, i'll know its just you moving around.
May 18 2010 9:03PM
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