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The Last time I heard that one I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!
im gonna fill a pillow case up with bars of soap and beat the shit out of you
Brennan-This house is a fucking prison!
Dale-On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan-In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!
Dale-Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner.
one of the best quotes ever
"I know for a fact that cops doesnt start till four!"
"im gunnna teabag your drum set!"
You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learning doctors.
You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck
The only reason you're living here is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the meantime
I remember my first beer...
I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.
You dont know anyone named Johnny Hopkins
It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that shit up everyday
You yelled 'rape' at the top of your lungs.
Mom, I honestly though I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes, and at one point he said, "lets get it on".
That was about the fighting. I'm so not a raper
I'm just thinking about our life together. I feel like I'm walking on a cloud. My penis is tingling right now.
In no way, shape, or form do I feel any feelings of intimacy towards you in any way whatsoever.
"no way kimbosabe, this is MY house now"
"Quite, your gonna wake up my dad and get me grounded"
Pretty much the entire movie is a good quote
"I just want to roll you up into a little ball and put you in my vagina. Every time i feel an itch or a tingle i know it's just you, in my vagina"
"My name is Derek and i can sing hiigggghhhhh"