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School phyisicals

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Cudder.
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do they test for drugs when they make you pee in a cup
Jul 16 2009 5:15PM
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hurrisun
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wat the fuck kinda schol has physicals
Jul 16 2009 5:19PM
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deleted5
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sports you need to have one if you doc can't do it the school does it for you.
Jul 16 2009 5:20PM
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onearmwanderer
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no pee test for me
Jul 16 2009 5:21PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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crazy american kids al hopped up on steroids
Jul 16 2009 5:31PM
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Josh_B
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I get mine at our health department and you don't even have to pee in a cup.  They dont do shit.
Jul 16 2009 5:32PM
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skinakedfast
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No kyle I don't think they do why would they waste money on an extra test they are  concerned about your health. they ask you if smoke or drink regularly but i passed mine and i smoke days before. And thats confidential either way if they do test for it i believe.
Jul 16 2009 5:34PM
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japanada
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They don't test for drugs. FACT!
Jul 16 2009 5:58PM
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fhitshace10
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not unless you sign something that says they can.

and you wont

Jul 16 2009 6:01PM
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Cudder.
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you guys i dont mean literally in school i mean like when you go to the doctors for a phisical do they check
Jul 18 2009 3:46PM
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JeremyClarkson
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i made a thread about this a while back. no they dont. they test your urine for sugars and some other thing. the school has to let you know that theyre going to test you before the test.
Jul 18 2009 4:03PM
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Thrash
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nope. at my schools phyisical we had to check eyesight and stand on one foot. nothing difficult
Jul 18 2009 5:02PM
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PhilboydStudge
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i had mine today, and didn't have to do a piss test. but they did check my balls for some cancer
Jul 18 2009 5:16PM
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skinakedfast
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Kyle kyle kyle my boy this is vital information seeing how you said school but nah  man your fine don't worrie about it they don't test
Jul 18 2009 5:22PM
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ChipSki
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poop in the cup
Jul 18 2009 5:40PM
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caucasian_chad
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No.
Public schools cant mandate random drug tests, its to check for disease.
Jul 18 2009 5:51PM
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dave44
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when they tell you to touch your toes, DONT DO IT! they stick a thermometer up your ass
Jul 18 2009 5:52PM
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MatRich
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fuck pigpen beat me to it!
Jul 18 2009 6:12PM
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CypressGrove
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that's my fav movie
Jul 18 2009 6:31PM
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inactive
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just a word of advice, not really pertinent to this thread... dont fucking get caught in school/around school/near school. They will fuck you hard, every time. It's painfull man. I wish someone had grabbed be my the ears and screamed that into my face a while back. 
Jul 18 2009 6:58PM
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Cudder.
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weed says different
Jul 18 2009 8:49PM
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fillup
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Actually they can do whatever the fuck they want. They can look thru your cell phone/locker/backpack, you have no rights when your in school.

Like 30 athletes at my school got drug tested for steroids, im unsure on if it showed other drugs.
Jul 18 2009 10:32PM
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Talacious[Tally]
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i have never had to do that. what kind of school do you go to?
Jul 19 2009 1:10AM
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WONTON
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no drug test...they do fondle your balls though
Jul 19 2009 1:52AM
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Banjo
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No they didnt have me take a drug test for my sports physical for freshman and junior year
Jul 19 2009 2:02AM
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Dr.Dickless
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it really depends on the school, if your in a high drug or steroid use area ther will be a drug teast but there wasn't one at my school
Jul 19 2009 2:32AM
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assface
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cough twice please
Jul 19 2009 5:38AM
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Cudder.
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half you people dont understand what im saying im talking about going to the doctors for a physical its not in school
Jul 19 2009 8:18AM
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Mr.Capone
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So the cough thing is to check for hernia's. I had one and got surgery for it spring break of my soph year of college. Hurt like a bitch for a two weeks after. Basically whenever I moved it felt like someone kicked me in the balls.

So kids - don't go crazy in the weight room (it was excessive abs exercises for me) or you'll get a hernia. It will suck. You will be in pain.
Jul 19 2009 9:00AM
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Rajna
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No.
Jul 19 2009 10:48AM
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