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Shane McConkey

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HelmutJr
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
Shane is the sweetest skiier ever!
He is so smooth and stylish!



Holla!
Feb 10 2004 5:28PM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
how the fuck is he stylish?








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Feb 10 2004 5:30PM
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rightcoast
Posts: 46 - Karma: 10
how the fuck is he not??
Shane kills it.
Feb 10 2004 5:31PM
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SwitchPollard
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 10
Be ready for a flood of posts telling you how useless this post was. I'll second that notion once someone says it.
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Feb 10 2004 5:31PM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
saucerboy has style...








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Feb 10 2004 5:32PM
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PocketRocketRipper
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 9
Shane is the man!

'I can throw a twister that could make Tanner bust a nut!'
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*NORTHEAST CULT*
Feb 10 2004 7:23PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
shane is pregnant again
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-steve

'life begins at point a and ends at point b. kick major ass!'
-Ted Nugent
Feb 10 2004 7:25PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
He an aggresive skier, I wouldn't call it the prettiest style but for the conditions he ski's in he makes it look easy
Feb 10 2004 7:25PM
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thehellmuth
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shane is soo stylish,helmut this is a great post!!!


'grip it and rip It'- hansel(Zoolander)

well me and my chick were gettin busy at her place when her parents were gone, we were in the basement so she says to go upstairs and get a condom and im naked and i obviously ran to go get it, it was dark as hell too so on my way back downstairs i missed the last 2 steps and fell flat on the ground with an boner, i was so lucky - Lateralis
Feb 10 2004 9:06PM
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HelmutJr
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
sorry switchpollard but it looks like you are alone in that thinking...
because mcconkey kicks ass and takes names
your name in particular
keep doin it shane
cuz you do it well!!!!



Holla!
Feb 10 2004 9:06PM
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snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
yea helmutjr is right, mcconkey is insanely good, switchpollard you bring shame to the pollard name with ur gay ass remarks, if eric were here right now he'd slap you silly, as would I
with pleasure too


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Feb 10 2004 10:43PM
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snowforblood
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did anyone see the 'you gotta see this' episode on television where they showed shane BASE jumping off a tall ass hotel in vegas and they said his name was Shane McConklin, and he landed in the street on a truck driving by


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Feb 10 2004 10:58PM
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whatahank
Posts: 56 - Karma: 10
word. the mckonkster is where its at, he is a legend in his own time.
Feb 11 2004 12:59PM
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JibbaJabba
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 8
he is an old fag that can't stand the notion that park skiing is getting more attention so he does stupid impractical things like ski down a mountain with water skis on, jumps off cliffs sideways, and calls it 'progression' of big mountain skiing. That's not progression, its retarded. Fuck you shane.
Feb 11 2004 1:03PM
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flatspinner
Posts: 2701 - Karma: 536
Shane kills. He's one of those guys who has been around for a long time and still rips big mountain/backcountry a new one. And now with Ski-BASE jumping....the possibilities, as he says, are endless. For anyone who has ever rode a ski wider than 112mm at the tip should thank Shane. He pushed common design and developed the Volant Chubb (which was 118mm at the tip) and created the first 'big mountain' specific ski. This is common nowadays, but in the mid-90s was unheard of. I think that the reverse camber on the spatula is the greatest thing to happen to skiing since the fat twin.



'I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman,' -a certain California governor
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Feb 11 2004 1:06PM
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ghudk2
Posts: 171 - Karma: 9
Shane kicks some ass def. He was the man back in the day. He is old when pitted against the new kids of the day, and he still pushes them to bust huge.
warm foam.....I hate that shit....
Feb 11 2004 1:19PM
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FortSkier
Posts: 505 - Karma: 10
shane kicks, you guys are fags

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Feb 11 2004 2:28PM
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Stryken
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 22
jibbajabba shut up. He is a very good skier, and for someone who has been around so long, he still rips and is a very cool guy.

More a fan of seth, myself, but Shane is awesome too. That base jumping stuff looks SO fun.


We'll have you dead pretty soon.
Feb 11 2004 2:39PM
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con_cept
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jibbajabba: are you a fucking moron?

Shane has always done stupid funny shit like that... that's the way he is, and I always look forward to his segs. He rips so fucking hard, and he keeps on coming back after injuries. He'll be around for a long time to come.



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Feb 11 2004 2:44PM
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nzskiier
Posts: 143 - Karma: 10
Shane rips and hes so funny
Feb 11 2004 3:06PM
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Switchin_Dirty
Posts: 2012 - Karma: 107
Shane = Domination

JibbaJabba = Dipshit

Why I'm I here? To go bowling?
Feb 11 2004 4:17PM
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destroy
Posts: 6665 - Karma: 12
shane is god. he has brought so much to the sport. his pure insanity/genious has helped push the sport to such crazy limits. just think where skiing would be, or should i say where skiing wouldnt be without him.
and whoever says McConkey doesnt have style, go watch Ski Movie. that spread eagle ass slapper he pulls, oh so stylie.

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth
'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth
'It's Totally Doable!'-Shane McConkey
'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey
Feb 11 2004 5:48PM
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JibbaJabba
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 8
fuck that, skiing would be exactly where it is right now without him. There are enough other people pushing just as hard as him and one man wouldnt make that big of a difference.
Feb 11 2004 6:50PM
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Logchucker
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 16
Read his article in Freeze, wathc immersion and uh shutup jibba moron. Saying Mckonkey and his Chubs didn't change skiing is like saying the royal airforce and twintips didn't change skiing.
Feb 11 2004 7:01PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
shane is the an original crazy ass bastard.. just watch his movie.. that will explain everything..


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50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?
Feb 11 2004 7:08PM
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