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I need info on a new pussy

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n.i.c.k.
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Im buying a cat tomarrow, but i dont know shit about cats. Anyone wanna fill me in on the difference between male and female, nudered or spade, or not...

Basically help me pick out a good cat. I need to know what to look for being unexperienced in the ways of pussy.

PS: Im poor. I was gunna get it from the pound or something. Should i get it from the pound, or the shelter, or what. Im in San Diego if anyone knows a spot to pick up puss down here.

PPS: name suggestions are welcomed...i was thinking 'Weed' or 'Spliff"
Jul 8 2009 1:48AM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
eeeesh! i found mine in a grocery store parking lot and as soon as i picked him up i was like yep, you're a maine coon! beastly kitties.
Jul 9 2009 4:30PM
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A.0.spin
Posts: 472 - Karma: 186
dont name it spliff, my buddy got a bichon frise for free and named it spliff... the dog is mad chill and has like long ass dread locks

but anyways his parents are not legit so when he brought him home for summer he had to call it moose so now his parents and sisters think its def because they call it moose and it has no idea wtf you are talking about
Jul 9 2009 11:56PM
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50in07
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guy cats are way cooler my cats a guy and he catches his own food
Jul 9 2009 11:59PM
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natedogg789435
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but work it in slow
Jul 9 2009 11:59PM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
you should probably get a Meowth
Jul 10 2009 12:00AM
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Yung_Gnarley
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I'm allergic to cats. They make my eyes swell up.
Jul 10 2009 12:10AM
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PatSul
Posts: 109 - Karma: 16
oh i caught one of thoughs there great but they talk to much
Jul 10 2009 12:26AM
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AdolfShitler
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get out
Jul 22 2009 2:00AM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
tits or?
Jul 22 2009 2:09AM
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laxstar
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god "hormone driven bonercat" great fucking quote....
Jul 22 2009 3:00AM
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PeeDuBzz
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Jul 22 2009 12:32PM
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Chronic_
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name it turtle.
Jul 22 2009 12:35PM
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musick13
Posts: 913 - Karma: 44
hahahahahahahahahahaaa
Jul 22 2009 12:41PM
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musick13
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I sell pussy, but only if you want it hairless and with claws
Jul 22 2009 12:44PM
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lineskier10
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best post in a while
Jul 22 2009 12:52PM
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Slinger1x1
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our friend, whos a vet, found a kitten in an A&P parking lot and we took him in
Tiger is a black and grey tabby cat. he was abused by this cat we had (friends moved, gave us a half dead cat) but it made him a strong person.

my my cat is 13, hes still an outdoor cat. he doesnt kill things anymore. he pees and shits outside, we feed him, he give us loving and attention as do we.

Shots? ehhh, maybe like once every three years? haha. he does year a tick collar though

basically, hes a badass, hes killed some crazy shit and owns my street basically (he beat the shit out another cat). he loves my family too, hes very friendly and love attention

we half ass his care, and hes been going strong for 13 years now.
Jul 22 2009 12:54PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209

once every three years?! are you kidding me!!!

and if you let him out i hope you deworm him! if he kills a rabbit that's instant worm infestation!!

Jul 22 2009 1:04PM
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mackcamp
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 263
"Here Afterbangy-Afterbangy" sounds better.
Jul 22 2009 2:14PM
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HR8938Cephei
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true story
Jul 22 2009 4:57PM
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