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After You Poop...

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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
and you whipe your ass with tp do you...

a) whipe and drop
b) whipe and peek
c) whipe, peek and smell

i just want to know what kind of people you are...me personally i prefer C, i am a very curious person...JUST DONT GET TOO CLOSE! SOMETIMES YOU GET POOP ON YOUR NOSE! YIKES!


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Feb 9 2004 12:34AM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
b..you gotta check if your done..
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Feb 9 2004 12:42AM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
i peek to see how much more wiping is required

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'
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Feb 9 2004 1:00AM
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SkiFree_MT
Posts: 395 - Karma: 9
None, u guys are fuckin gross, wand why in the hell would u wanna know about how ppl wipe there ass? If ur looking for a gay chat, dont try and make newschoolers one.


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Feb 9 2004 1:01AM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
hey dude if u dont wanna talk about poop dont click on the thread that has the word poop in it, theres plenty that dont

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'
Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242
Feb 9 2004 1:04AM
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skier_boy26
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b, occasional c. interesting to know whats going on sometimes
Feb 9 2004 1:05AM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
^ ha i dont take the risk of getting some on my nose, but i allways give my fingers a good wiff to check if i gotta wash em

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'
Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242
Feb 9 2004 1:09AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
HAHAHAAHAHAHA, check if you gotta wash 'em, haha, I love it

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Feb 9 2004 1:24AM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
damn, im such a ladys man

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'
Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242
Feb 9 2004 1:39AM
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Jibtech
Posts: 2523 - Karma: 227
you homo... why you gotta try and steal the poo fame from me... I mean you could have posted this in my poo thread, but you had to make two more for no good reason.










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Feb 9 2004 1:47AM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
^u should be happy the more poop threads the better were living the dream!
Feb 9 2004 1:49AM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
word to that

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'
Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242
Feb 9 2004 1:49AM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10887 - Karma: 2,165
well i normally give'er a peek to see how everything is shaping up back there. don't need to give'er a sniff cuz the bathroom usually gives me the gist of it!





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Feb 9 2004 2:16AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
B after it starts to feel dry.....never C, i can usually already smell it just fine



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Feb 9 2004 2:25AM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,347
d) Give her a slight poke to check consistancy.
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Feb 9 2004 7:01AM
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huckmynuts
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 10
personally i dont smell my shit so i would have to go with a.)


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Feb 9 2004 9:36AM
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doghoy
Posts: 5169 - Karma: 11
a.)
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Feb 9 2004 9:38AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i've smelled it a few times. but i normally go B

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Feb 9 2004 9:55AM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
i dont wipe my ass is all crusty with feeses








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Feb 9 2004 11:00AM
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hype
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 21
b for sure
fuck a book
Feb 9 2004 11:14AM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
hahahahhaahahahhahahahaha

anyone who whipes and drops without looking is a fucking liar.... you gotta see if theres more poop chillin the great bumhair forest
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Feb 9 2004 11:17AM
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SiverCartel
Posts: 568 - Karma: 9
B, i'm a picky wiper. I wipe hard, sometimes my ass gets sore. need to be clean.


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Feb 9 2004 11:41AM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
depends what kind of a shit it is. if its your basic duecer then i just shit, get up, look/wipe at the same time. BUT if its your not so typical Mount Masuvious duecer then its only natural to check it often because it causes more of a sense of pride.
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Feb 9 2004 1:30PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
i pick b.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

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Feb 9 2004 2:08PM
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brody
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 12
i wipe and the n peek because maybe there is still a lot of poo in your ass, depends on how big the splatter mark of poo is


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Feb 9 2004 3:31PM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
icecreamsandwhich is a girl right? i found a liar!!! hahahah girls dont poop... silly.. .trying to be like the boys, talking about poop...weirdo
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Feb 9 2004 3:51PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
ive touched my poop with squeezed together tp,


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Feb 9 2004 4:19PM
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SNOWMAN17
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 54
awwwwwwgodnoo



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Feb 9 2004 4:36PM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
my bitch wipes my ass for me.


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Feb 9 2004 4:39PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
i did not tell a lie.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

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Feb 9 2004 4:48PM
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enick
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 26
i have a dog that licks my ass, so i dont have to wipe or wash my hands....
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Feb 9 2004 5:19PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
gotta peek check if more wiping is required
Feb 9 2004 5:19PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
does anyone here have one of those ass spraying things? i cant remember what their called. one of my friends has one. i think it would fell pretty awsome




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Feb 9 2004 5:22PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
ok ok, we get the idea that everyone at least looks to see if theyre done, but after your done wiping, youve stood up, and pulled up yer pants, who inspects the stool?


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Feb 9 2004 5:49PM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
i sometimes grab the log with the toilet paper and squeeze it, and then let it ooze from the grasp of my palm. it turns the ladys on too.




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can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

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Feb 9 2004 6:06PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
b, and yesterday on the drive back to vancouver from schweitzer this kid stepped in dog shit at a rest stop near moses lake... after a long time of 'whats that smell'ing... the girl riding shotty reaches for a new cd and gets something gooey and stankey on her hand... confusion... i say 'who had theyre feet up on all the stuff'... kid with hiking boots holds up shit covered boots... we turn on lights... shit covers bags, coats, cd case, girls hand, seats... half hour spent at an abandoned gas station in easton cleaning poo off of everything with snow... 5 minutes later we drive by an open gas station. van continues to smell of poo for remainder of trip back.
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Feb 9 2004 6:12PM
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free_heel
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i dont know how someone can live with themself if he doesnt look at the paper. How do you know youre done? Your entire ass could be covered in shit.
Sometimes, when it gets real bad, the shower is the only option. so me vote is B, but sometimes, when things get desperate-


D. The shower.
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Feb 9 2004 6:19PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
if im smelly i usually need a shower so i dont bother whiping and i bend over in the shower and spread em..sometimes ya gotta make a hook with your hand and claw out the dingleberries
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Feb 9 2004 6:58PM
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Mattman
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I mean you can never avoid looking at your poop, because you have to flush the toilet and most toilets have the hander on the side of the toilet, unless you close the lid. Who closes the lid after you wipe.
Anyway I pick( B)




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Feb 9 2004 7:15PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
im not lying when i say a, all you have to do is whipe it more than you need to and your set. besides, i cant bend that way too see.... and yes, i do inspect it after im done. the real question is how many people waved goodbye to their poop when they were little. i know i did.

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Feb 9 2004 7:30PM
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LineJono
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gotta look to see if its worthy of a picture for
www.ratemypoo.com
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Feb 9 2004 7:30PM
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LittleDevil720
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b. cus u dont want any steak marks on ur underwear...haha
Feb 9 2004 7:34PM
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SUpilot
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its no different than blowing your nose. after you blow you always look before you fold the tissue.
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Feb 9 2004 7:55PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
to the person who asked what those things ar that spray water at you, theyre called Bedays (sp?)


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 9 2004 8:00PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
i disagree su, used toilet paper is one thing but used tissues are nasty


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Feb 9 2004 8:01PM
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jtski
Posts: 805 - Karma: 21
ahahahha holy fuck..i have NEVER even thought about C before. thanks for opening up my eyes for me.



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Feb 9 2004 8:10PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
its spelled bidet, my exgirlfriend has one and i still go to her house for the sole purpose of using it. to answer alpentaliks question, my answer is B.
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Feb 9 2004 9:52PM
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five0
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i drink from my aunts bidet
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Feb 10 2004 4:15PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
i used a bidet in spain.....i would pay $100 for a picture of the look on my face when that cold ass water jetted up my ass



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Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Feb 11 2004 2:19AM
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SiverCartel
Posts: 568 - Karma: 9
Yeah my little sister drank from a biday in a public washroom once, and she came out and she was like 'there was a really weird water fountain in that bathroom'. And my whole family kinda looked at her funny, and then i asked her did you drink from it? and she said yeah, and then we all burst out laughing.


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Feb 11 2004 2:23AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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^Hahahaha that's crazy.

Jibtech or whatever, how could alpentalik be copying you? He's the poo god. Did you never read the Wisdom Teeth and Constipation thread? Wow, you've obviously been in the dark.

Also, whomever it was who doesn't like the poop threads... As previously stated, just don't read the damn things! You must be new to NS or something. Poo is a wonderful topic of conversation after the WT & Constipation thread. Mmmhmm.

My answer is B as well. And yes, I do look before I flush. Oh wait, sorry Ben. I don't poo.


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Feb 11 2004 6:07AM
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