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The Official Dunder Mifflin Cult!

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Totes_Magotes
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As some of you NS may have noticed, there have been some recent risings of different Dunder Mifflin Employee's around the site. We have half of our office in at work today (MichaelScott, DwightSchrute, JimHalpert, RyanHoward, CreedBratton, and StanleyHudson) but sadly we're still missing some employee's. We are still lookin to hire a Pam Beesly, Angela Martin, Oscer Martinez, Kevin Malone, Kelly Kapoor, Toby Flenderson, Merideth Palmer, and Darryl Philbin.

Now the only question is, do you have what it takes to join us.

We are planning some "somethin, somethins" in the future, and you will be invited to our cult with only a change of your name.

Go

Jul 5 2009 2:06PM
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Caveman.
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haha
Jul 5 2009 2:09PM
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Hansel.
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will you take the challenge and step up to the plate and be a co worker for me? (thats what she said)

anyone who joins the team recieves an extra 2 minutes lunch break.
Jul 5 2009 2:17PM
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Caveman.
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Let me join and we can discuss negotiations.
Jul 5 2009 2:25PM
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Hansel.
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OK LADIES, THERE NEEDS TO BE SOME LADIES FOR THE OFFICE. ITS NOT AN OFFICE WITHOUT THE PARTY PLANING COMMITTEE.
Jul 5 2009 2:29PM
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Elijah.
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Planning.
You should let Pam type your memos...
Jul 5 2009 2:30PM
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Totes_Magotes
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you may join.. but i've never heard of anyone in Scranton named Caveman
Jul 5 2009 2:34PM
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RICK_ROSS
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as the youngest VP in this companys history i feel that we should not allow caveman
Jul 5 2009 2:36PM
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Totes_Magotes
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discuss
Jul 5 2009 2:47PM
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Caveman.
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Thats cool none of the good characters, other than Darrel are left.
Jul 5 2009 2:51PM
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Kale
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The funny thing is, there's actually a guy named kevin malone on this site.
Jul 5 2009 2:54PM
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Hansel.
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find him and tell him to get his ass back to work
Jul 5 2009 2:55PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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this thread amuses me.
Jul 5 2009 3:12PM
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KJL.
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Am I to new to try and shotty Kevin Malone?
Jul 5 2009 3:13PM
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Totes_Magotes
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shotty?  there's nothing as too new to become a member of dunder mifflin.. but let's leave Kevin Malone alone until we notify the real kevin malone of this. there are other name options
Jul 5 2009 3:29PM
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KJL.
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Ha ok, can i be toby then?
Jul 5 2009 3:35PM
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Big_Spence
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Why would anyone WANT to be Toby?

Jul 5 2009 3:39PM
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KJL.
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oscar is gay and darrel is black, im white and straight
Jul 5 2009 3:40PM
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Big_Spence
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But Darrel is also a badass mofo.
Jul 5 2009 3:41PM
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assface
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im black apparently
Jul 5 2009 3:42PM
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assface
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you also need to change your icon
Jul 5 2009 3:43PM
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KJL.
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yeah, maybe ill be darryl, sorry for changing it up alot, and how do you get an icon?
Jul 5 2009 3:46PM
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Archimedes
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hi guys
Jul 5 2009 3:48PM
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assface
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give me your email and i can make you one then send it to you
Jul 5 2009 4:01PM
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KJL.
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tried it my self. did it work?
Jul 5 2009 4:01PM
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KJL.
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yess it worked. do i have to join the cult or is this good enough?
Jul 5 2009 4:05PM
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assface
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damn i just made one haha o well
Jul 5 2009 4:09PM
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KJL.
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is it a better picture? i just took the first one that had a little more than just like a mug shot
Jul 5 2009 4:10PM
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grams.
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the office used to be so good. then it just went downhill
Jul 5 2009 4:14PM
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InkShrink
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Dunder Mifflin please hold. Dunder Mifflin please hold. Okay, sorry Michael just walked by.

Love

-Pam

Jul 5 2009 4:15PM
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N-John360
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I should be Oscar, because I attend the U of Scranton as an accounting major. That almost makes us brothers!
Jul 5 2009 4:15PM
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assface
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its this one

Jul 5 2009 4:17PM
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KJL.
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thats way better thanks, i thought itd be faster just to do it myself, thanks though
Jul 5 2009 4:24PM
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assface
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yeah thats better i think
Jul 5 2009 4:33PM
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Totes_Magotes
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ALL YOU PINK NAMES OUT THERE.. I (JIM) NEEDS A GF. pam beasly come on in
Jul 5 2009 4:39PM
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hartig
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wat
Jul 5 2009 5:54PM
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RICK_ROSS
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wut
Jul 5 2009 6:00PM
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assface
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waht
Jul 5 2009 6:02PM
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Elijah.
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Beautiful.

I'll be Toby if you guys needs it.
Jul 5 2009 6:12PM
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.peter
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hahahah
Jul 5 2009 6:31PM
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anxju
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you mean fiance

i would be toby, cause toby is the flat out man, but i cant change my username. just cant do it. plus all the best characters are taken. id be andy bernard in a jiffy if i would change my name
Jul 5 2009 7:11PM
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KJL.
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you could see if you could be bob vance or the CEO guy, i totally forgot his name
Jul 5 2009 8:19PM
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Malcolm
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i dont understand, but can i join and not have to change my name?
Jul 5 2009 8:28PM
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anxju
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no, see i dont want to change my username. i was offered a position right when the cult first started but i denied. i coulda been michael or ryan or anyone
Jul 5 2009 8:39PM
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KJL.
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oh, i dont know how i missed that in the fisrt post lol
Jul 5 2009 8:41PM
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RICK_ROSS
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nope, im the big deal, not you, ME
Jul 5 2009 9:21PM
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Totes_Magotes
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tickle me pink, and call you Toby. just change your name

Jul 5 2009 10:46PM
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Owl
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hello everyone... uh.. my names oscar.
Jul 5 2009 11:24PM
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Dylan_
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hi, my names farva. and i'm a retarded cop noone likes.
Jul 5 2009 11:30PM
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Totes_Magotes
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UPDATE:

we now have a MichealScott, JimHalpert, DarrylPhilbin, KevinMalone, CreedBratton, AndyBernard, DwightSchrute, RyanHoward, StanleyHudson, and OscarMartinez

notice the lack of pink names

Jul 5 2009 11:30PM
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Hansel.
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your not pam. your just another pink name.
Jul 5 2009 11:32PM
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