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"Teen girl hears sex screams and beats man"

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tBatt
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...interesting. I really wish this was a fake article or something.

Police: Conn. teens mishear sex screams, beat man
July 2, 2009 - 2:59 PM

TORRINGTON, Conn. (AP) -- Police say a Connecticut girl overheard her mother's screams during sex and thought she was being assaulted, so she rounded up some friends to attack the woman's companion.

The 16-year-old girl, two boys and a 19-year-old man were arrested Tuesday and arraigned Wednesday on assault and conspiracy charges.

According to Torrington police and the woman, the girl thought her mother was being attacked on June 6. Police say the teens went into the bedroom and beat the mother's 25-year-old companion with a baseball bat and punched him. The man, Roger Swanson of Torrington, says he suffered a black eye and several bruises.


http://www.cbs6albany.com/news/police-1264534-old-girl.html
The woman, Melanie Arnold, denies she screamed. She tells The Associated Press her daughter heard a slap and thought it was an assault.

(Copyright 2009 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)
Jul 2 2009 7:02PM
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Peter.
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bahahahahahahahahaha
Jul 2 2009 7:06PM
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ace_
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he got a whole different kind of wood lol
Jul 2 2009 7:06PM
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SteezyOhio
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best fucking line ever

She tells The Associated Press her daughter heard a slap and thought it was an assault.

Jul 2 2009 7:07PM
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andrew.
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hahaha torringtons the town next to me, its such a shitty place.
Jul 2 2009 7:07PM
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TheButterHashira
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damn... poor dude must have wanted some milf action.
Jul 2 2009 7:08PM
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armadajj09
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huh?
Jul 2 2009 7:15PM
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armadajj09
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I see.  I thought maybe it was windy there and it would blow us away. 
Jul 2 2009 7:18PM
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InkShrink
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Hahahahha. The mom should be glad that her daughter had her best interests in mind.
Jul 2 2009 8:07PM
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line1260skier
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hahaha good old torrington
Jul 2 2009 8:18PM
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ski-swagga
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ahahaha sketchy.
Jul 2 2009 8:21PM
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mattytru
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The woman, Melanie Arnold, denies she screamed. She tells The Associated Press her daughter heard a slap and thought it was an assault.


hahahahahaha wow i actually started laughing after reading that
Jul 2 2009 8:22PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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lols
Jul 2 2009 8:28PM
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Malcolm
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haha wow
Jul 2 2009 8:32PM
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Dylan_
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i hope her mom doesn't beat her with a bat next time she's having sex and moaning.
Jul 8 2009 3:49PM
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Billek
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I made my cat jump with my sudden laughter.

I like you for posting this up.

Can't say the same for Mr. Spaghetti, he looks pissed.
Jul 8 2009 3:58PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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bwahahaha
Jul 8 2009 4:03PM
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HR8938Cephei
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hahaha i know he was probably really stoked until the baseball bat came in
Jul 8 2009 4:08PM
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SkierX
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Hah. What makes this story truly funny is that there are charges filed.
Jul 8 2009 4:15PM
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yellav
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hah honestly! that dudes pretty worthless that he called the police and is pressing charges.
Jul 8 2009 4:19PM
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PacificRimJob
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precisely why i was cracking up as soon as i read it...
Jul 8 2009 4:21PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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COUGAAAAR!!!
Jul 8 2009 4:34PM
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rj.
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tehehehe
Jul 8 2009 4:39PM
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james44
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hahahaha oh god imagine that girl at school the next day..
Jul 8 2009 4:46PM
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R-B-B
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hahahah that made my horrible day sooo much better fo real
Jul 8 2009 5:46PM
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