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So I got caught while doing it doggy....

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jsnow
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My gf was super horny and we were watching a movie, she just looks at me and says my mom is gone I heard her leave. Soon as she said it she was taking off my pants and bending over, so I went with it. We got in to it for like 5 minutes, next thing I know I hear her mom yell, WHAT!?!?! and turn around and walk away yelling you two finish up then we need to speak! needless to say we finished up and had a very sit down with her mom.
Jun 28 2009 2:54PM
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samwise
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traumatic
Jun 28 2009 2:55PM
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GreenStezz
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wow cool.......................................................................
Jun 28 2009 2:55PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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Stop with the fucking dots.
Jun 28 2009 2:56PM
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yojimbo
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hahahah, at least she let you finish up.
Jun 28 2009 2:56PM
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jsnow
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oh yeah btw it was in the living room
Jun 28 2009 2:58PM
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00_Koda
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yeah indeed consider yourself lucky what did the mom do
Jun 28 2009 2:58PM
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chapz
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^ hahah yeah honestly. if my mom caught me, she would probably scream and make the gf bounce.
Jun 28 2009 2:59PM
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jsnow
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gave us a big speech about how bad that was, and how disrespectful we are for doing such a thing in the middle of the day in the living room. and that we are not allowed to be in her house alone for a little while. and she took away the lube we had.
Jun 28 2009 3:00PM
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ButteredToast.
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HAHAH.
That sucks.
How'd the talk go?
Jun 28 2009 3:00PM
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Atypical
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this thread made my day.

Oh the things my mom would do to me if she caught me...
Jun 28 2009 3:01PM
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kepler.
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You better have been bangin' her in her butt. No teenage girl should ever require lube. That is unless you're just awful in the sack.
Jun 28 2009 3:02PM
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MatRich
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hahah you got your lube confiscated!! thats prety gnarly! I cant imagine how akward it must be though ouch!
Jun 28 2009 3:02PM
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RICK_ROSS
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i would kill my self
Jun 28 2009 3:03PM
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GreenStezz
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This.............
Jun 28 2009 3:03PM
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00_Koda
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hahahahah your lucky to say the least geez my mom flipped when i got caught
Jun 28 2009 3:03PM
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jsnow
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try lube then tell me it sucks
Jun 28 2009 3:04PM
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EH_DUBS
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this.

and yeah that must suck i had the closet call the other day too. my girlfriends dad would have actually beat me though if he caught me haha
Jun 28 2009 3:04PM
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snowbird4life
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"AND SHE TOOK AWAY THE LUBE WE HAD"

hahahaha ooohhhh shit son not the lube!

dude a thread hasn't made me laugh that hard in a minute.....

dude your just lucky pop-dukes didnt walk in.... man feel lucky that the situation turned out the way it did...

i've only found out through later things like that her dad or mom, heard what was going on and that was awkward enough, couldnt imagine them actually walking in.

Jun 28 2009 3:05PM
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Z_rob
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haha damn that blows
Jun 28 2009 3:11PM
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yojimbo
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yo, i've tried lube...it sucks unless your fucking her int he butt. lubrication is naturaly created through arousal. should have to pay money for that shit.
Jun 28 2009 3:12PM
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jsnow
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to each his own man, I'm a fan of it. I dont need it, but its nice to mix it up.
Jun 28 2009 3:15PM
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Chronic_
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This is pretty epic. I hope you gave her mom a highfive for letting you two finish
Jun 28 2009 3:19PM
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jsnow
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no i just wrote a thank you note
Jun 28 2009 3:20PM
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MatRich
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or gave the girl a highfive after you finished... in front of her mom
Jun 28 2009 3:22PM
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InkShrink
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That sucks. My boyfriend's dad walked in on us doing it doggy upstairs in his room. He just looked at us, let an awkward silence sit in the air for awhile, and then walked out. He never brought it up or even mentioned since. And that was 9 months ago.
Jun 28 2009 3:23PM
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MatRich
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AHAHA so did you have the baby yet?
Jun 28 2009 3:26PM
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Beefcake
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ha i could see how that goes.

dear mrs.soandso,

Thank you for letting me finish up banging your daughter. i know this might have felt like an inconvenience for you but i assure you we  clean up when we are done, and i ALWAYS use protection. feel free to drop in on us at any time!

Sincerely,

mr. awesome

Jun 28 2009 3:28PM
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gawd
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You should have asked the mom to join in.
Jun 28 2009 3:45PM
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dubaiski
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what do you think her mom will do with the lube?
Jun 28 2009 3:46PM
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8ONE657
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it does suck.
Jun 28 2009 3:51PM
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erickbrettson
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Jun 28 2009 4:14PM
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@skiinmitch
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FUCKIN AWESOME!!!
Jun 28 2009 4:18PM
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Hannah.
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haha took away the lube
Jun 28 2009 4:25PM
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SteezyOhio
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not the lube.....
Jun 28 2009 4:30PM
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Good_Deed
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she let you finish up and then she took the lube? lame
Jun 28 2009 4:42PM
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TheSpaceCowboy
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ate it.
Jun 28 2009 4:50PM
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geteducated
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when baby powder is mixed with water it becomes a lubricant

anyways, this story reminds me of this, start at 2:50


Jun 28 2009 4:58PM
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Where-am-I
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dam she must be serious.. hahaha
Jun 28 2009 5:08PM
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A.0.spin
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wait a second... so her mom actually let you finish... or just put your clothes back on.

no way man

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Jun 28 2009 5:37PM
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I_Am_Mod
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you're a true NSer now !

we love your embarassing story !
Jun 28 2009 5:54PM
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geet
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tthis thread might get epic.
Jun 28 2009 5:54PM
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icrashoften
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oh wow....my mom woulda gone supernova... seriously...exploding star -> black hole reaction...
Jun 28 2009 6:02PM
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the.hoffman
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seriously. I can't look at threads he comments in anymore. The excess amount of dots kills me. 3 is max.
Jun 28 2009 6:07PM
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abc8tr8we98g
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"...and one little bottle of spermicidal lube..."
Jun 28 2009 6:43PM
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TechnoPotamus
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in my mind, you have now achieved legendary status.
Jun 28 2009 6:46PM
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eheath
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haahha yes, indeed legendary. The fact she told you to finish up is amazing.
Jun 28 2009 6:47PM
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InkShrink
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Trust me, no baby is coming out of me anytime soon.
Jun 28 2009 6:54PM
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SethLangbauer
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is you the gf?
Jun 28 2009 6:56PM
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InkShrink
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No hahaha.
Jun 28 2009 6:59PM
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SethLangbauer
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oh damn...
Jun 28 2009 7:00PM
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