party, outside cheifin on second story balcony. i jump on a first story garage try and pee over the powerlines, failed attempt, turn around jump and grab the second story balcony railing and fall to my death. murked.
Throw your hands in the sky, nigga
I'm stickin' ice picks on the tip of ya dick
Give your testicles a swift kick, ain't that some shit?
Am I hard hard core, harder than a Plymouth
It ain't no myth, it's a nigga with the spliff
Hahaha, drunken falls are the best. Trying to climb over an upside down row boat so I could hop a seven foot wooden fence, I slipped on the boat and landed on the top of the fence, flipped and landed on the other side.
3 buddies and I were coming home from a party, and decided to try and take some shortcuts, the first obstacle involved a 10ft wooden fence dividing the street from a plaza parking lot, on the parking lot side of the fence, there was a ~3ft ledge, and another 10 foot concrete retaining wall to the parking lot level. 3 of us made it over the fence and down the retaining wall no problem, but my one friend performed the "roll" method to hop a fence, without realizing there was a 20ft drop awaiting him on the other side. so he rolled over the wooden fence no problem, but then landed on his side on the ledge, and then rolled off the ledge and fell another 10 feet onto his back.
he was a little shaken up, but made it home alive.