"Oooh baby, Im wearing a nice black garder, thinking about the holocaust..."

im sorry but i didnt find that funny for a bit. didnt even chuckle

true story, this call reminded me of it.  Had a girlfriend back in HS, we were watching "Life Is Beautiful" (great foreign film about the Holocaust for anyone who doesn't know it).  Now, it's subtitled and we hadn't exactly been watching the whole time, so we're getting about 1/2 of the way through and I can tell she's confused.  I pause the movie and ask her if she knows what's going on.

"no, I'm kinda lost"

Alright, I decide to explain the story to her a bit.

"So you know the Holocaust?"

She shakes her head no, still looking confused.

"The Holocaust... you know, the thing during World War 2..."

Still confused, she answers. "No, what do you mean"

"Where the Germans killed millions of Jews and other people?"

"Oh... I think we went over that in World Cultures last year."

At this point, I decide that I've had just about enough of this, shut the movie off, tell her it's time to leave and drive her home.  I don't think she ever realized why I made her leave before the movie was over either.

when i was in grade 12 taking world history we were talking about the holocaust, and this one girl in my class kept talking during class and stuff,and my teaher asked her if she knew what we were talking about and she said no, and my teacher told he, and the girl goes: "They killed them all? well thats fuckin' jewish!"

she got kicked out of class right then and there and i think she failed history.