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Most badass way to die?

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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
I personally think being lit on fire then thrown off a freeway overpass would be a pretty insane way to die.
Jun 16 2009 3:59PM
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turtles
Posts: 410 - Karma: 30
skydiving without a parachute going head first into the dirt. drugs are optional
Jun 16 2009 9:35PM
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118
haha i can totally picture that just like a super steezed out cork 7 and instead of  afterbang its just BANG!!!!
Jun 16 2009 9:36PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
good luck finding a landmine from world war 2 in the u.s.
Jun 16 2009 11:14PM
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brokebutitsworthit
Posts: 2279 - Karma: 27
most badass way...holding your breath...but i would take the monty python route
Jun 17 2009 12:10AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
tripping over your own foot and inconveniently falling on your neck so you died instantly in a freak accident
Jun 17 2009 12:20AM
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andreweckels
Posts: 594 - Karma: -4
WINNER exept it would suck for everyone else
Jun 17 2009 12:25AM
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gnarshrelpt
Posts: 572 - Karma: 15
od on weed. id be the first and therefore epic
Jun 17 2009 12:32AM
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krow
Posts: 107 - Karma: 11
cancer.
Jun 17 2009 5:23AM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40

darwin awards anyone?

personal fav was one guy who was fucking two belt sanders he put in his couch and when he blew his load they shorted out and killed him

Jun 17 2009 7:32AM
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Static
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Jun 17 2009 7:49AM
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ORski21
Posts: 423 - Karma: 12
Get up on a chair and put a noose of piano wire around your head. Then supper glue your hands to your head and jump off. Your hands would be holding your severed head.

Jun 17 2009 8:33AM
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KarmaInitiative
Posts: 2028 - Karma: 174
i think jumping out of an airplane and at the last second before you hit the ground you are hit by a truck

or you jump out of a plane and last second before you hit the ground, a ninja cuts off your head
Jun 17 2009 8:42AM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,679
thats nasty
Jun 17 2009 9:05AM
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icrashoften
Posts: 193 - Karma: 11
i'm gonna have to go with either wrestling a bear or dueling a ninja squad...

what about...wresting a squad of dueling ninja bears?
Jun 17 2009 9:14AM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
like clint eastwood at the end of gran torino


Jun 17 2009 10:52AM
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nightscraper
Posts: 198 - Karma: 9
youre the last human on a planet now ruled by zombies. youre in a military armory with now way out but through the door which is blocked by zombies for miles. you sling a mini-gun across your back and open the door. you blast through the first several zombies. you can see a humvee equipt with a turret several yards away. after battling through the scores of zombies you get inside the humvee and start driving. after plowing over yet more zombies you get your review mirror and look at the zombies you've obliterated, you turn back around and CRASH. you didnt look where you were going and hit a street lamp.

that is the most bad ass way to die.
Jun 17 2009 11:01AM
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mattridesskis
Posts: 635 - Karma: 16
your head exploding
Jun 17 2009 11:07AM
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Static
Posts: 8494 - Karma: 4,068
jerry springer wrestled a bear
Jun 17 2009 11:09AM
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MulletMilitia
Posts: 803 - Karma: 18
take it up the ass from some dude..... and then you gets aids and die.
Jun 17 2009 11:18AM
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andrewmeehan
Posts: 765 - Karma: 363
agreed!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 17 2009 1:42PM
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