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skiing off mt.everest.
Go on top of a very tall building
First of all, you need 2 metal cables, the forst one have to be 40feet, and the other 20 feet. Tie the shortest cable to your neck, and the otherto your ankles. After, you will use some crazyglue and glue your hands on yourface.Now you jump off the building. After 20 feet, the shortestrope should decapitate your head, but the glue will make your head remains inyour hands. People who will find you will see this.
This morning I jumped on my horse,
And went out for a ride,
And some wild outlaws chased me
And they shot me in the side.
So I crawled into a wildcat’s cave
To find a place to hide,
But some pirates found me sleeping there,
And soon they had me tied
To a pole and built a fire
Under me—I almost cried
Till a mermaid came and cut me loose
And begged to be my bride,
So I said I’d come back Wednesday
But I must admit I lied.
Then I ran into a jungle swamp
But I forgot my guide
And I stepped into some quicksand,
And no matter how I tried
I couldn’t get out, until I met
A water snake named Clyde,
Who pulled me to some cannibals
Who planned to have me fried.
But an eagle came and swooped me up
And through the air we flied,
But he dropped me in a boiling lake
A thousand miles wide.
And you’ll never guess what I did then—
you're driving down the road and at the last second, see momma duck and her babies crossing the road. You brake but then suddenly an 18 wheeler rams you and kills you
that would be pretty epic...