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Most badass way to die?

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ElbridgeGerry
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I personally think being lit on fire then thrown off a freeway overpass would be a pretty insane way to die.
Jun 16 2009 3:59PM
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DANETRON
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being crushed to death by a steam roller starting at you feet and then slowly runing you over?

Drowning?
Jun 16 2009 4:02PM
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kzrstf
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Afterbanging?
Jun 16 2009 4:03PM
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ecjibme
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of a heart attack while having sex
Jun 16 2009 4:03PM
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fsscott
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That would be insane, but would it be bad ass?

I think you gotta make it a combo, fuckin get that score way up there,

Like start off by fighting a giant chicken, then landing on mars after being rocketed from the flying space kabob you have no idea how you got on but were on anyways.

Then when on mars, fight giant MARS chickens and get blasted to pluto which is no longer a planet therefore you can't land on it and pass through without being stopped from flying through all oblivianous space!

THEN!

You are nocked out by flying space comets that fly and float on until LANDING ON EARTH 4000 YEARS LATER!@!!

obviously being so bad ass you figure hell i'm a bad ass i can do what i want! right?

WRONG!

you get hit by a ufo passing by and die.

The end.
Jun 16 2009 4:03PM
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ONTerriible
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while wrestling a bear
Jun 16 2009 4:04PM
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Squishmitten
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FTW.


Jun 16 2009 4:07PM
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manuel87
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you should write a book +k
Jun 16 2009 4:08PM
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HeartBeatFaster
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I don't think anything will compare to McConkey's way out. RIP

Other than that... Surfing Teahupoo
Jun 16 2009 4:11PM
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artfullydodged
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yep
Jun 16 2009 4:22PM
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the_moderaper
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stomp like a cork 7 on a backyard jump in the woods but land on an old landmine from world war 2 and explode on camera.

wtf the steam roller thing is just terrable... thats not BA thats just sickening
Jun 16 2009 4:27PM
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XtRemE11
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i just watched that movie sunshine, riding a nuke the size of manhattan into the sun is pretty badass.
ive always thought stealing a super fast car and driving as fast as you possibly could until you crashed and died would be cool.

Jun 16 2009 4:29PM
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mason-
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i agree with bear wrasslin'
Jun 16 2009 4:32PM
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Kmania
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shark wrangling
skydiving sans parachute
base jumping mishap
piranha feeding frenzy
Jun 16 2009 4:36PM
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Balto
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dueling a ninja squad
Jun 16 2009 4:40PM
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Tablespoon
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10/10
Jun 16 2009 4:40PM
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Slinger1x1
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how bout getting your throat cut by his mohawk?

as badass as some of these seem, they sound like terrible ways to die... you know? like someone said Mcconkey, yes i mean he died doing something awesome and doing something that he loved, but i hope it was super quick and painless
Jun 16 2009 4:41PM
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MacMahoooon
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I have to go with Monty Pythons "Best way to die" in the Meaning of life...Chased anound a city then off a cliff by a group of topless large chested women
Jun 16 2009 4:43PM
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twin-tip-hero
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chuck norris roundhouse kick!
Jun 16 2009 4:43PM
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the_moderaper
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trying to walk outside in a hurricane and take a volvo to the head
get picked up by a tornado and hurled 9 miles into a sharp pointy objects factory
Jun 16 2009 4:43PM
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Arabian.
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I want to die thrown flaming from a B-22 bomber into New York City rush hour traffic at mach 6 with a piano trailing behind me as my parachute.
Jun 16 2009 4:51PM
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Slinger1x1
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there are like crazy ways to die, not badass

badass is like fucking till heart attack like someone said earlier, or taking a bullet for someone. getting hit by a volvo in a tornado just sucks
Jun 16 2009 4:54PM
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I_Am_Mod
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suicide bomber is pretty gangster....
Jun 16 2009 5:04PM
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70794Willow
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10/10.

so sad but after all so badass...
Jun 16 2009 5:07PM
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Malcolm
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zombie attack. cause then you get to become a zombie too!
Jun 16 2009 5:08PM
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UNREAL
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crushed by an out of control semi driven by the incredible hulk
Jun 16 2009 5:10PM
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Bob_Gnarley
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no.


for me it would be skiing.
Jun 16 2009 5:16PM
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musick13
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Okay, so you wake up in the morning and decide to go sky diving over the Rockey mountains .
You get up in the air and before you can get your parachute on, a ninja spin kicks you out of the plane.
Next the ninja, and a couple of his buddy's jumps out of the airplane to make sure you are dead
so you beat the piss out of the nearest ninja and take his parachute and strap it on leaving him to die while you fight off the others. When you land only one ninja remains and he whips off his mask to reveal that he is actually Sara Palin with two extra heads. one is Kim Kardashian and the other is Mel Gibson with bear jaws. You fight off two heads but the third one ( Kim Kardashian) manages to bite you giving you only thirty hours to live before the terrible poison makes your head pop like a fire cracker. Then you look in your purse (I can hear you judging me from here) and you find the stapler that you carry in case you are mugged(JK I Dont carry a purse).you take the stapler and staple the Sara Palin monster to the ground. You then strap on your skis and land the first quintouple front flip in compatition and win. then you find the biggest cliff in the world and ski off of it before the poison that the sara palin  thing injected you with finds your brain and makes everyone in the nearby vecinity temporairily deaf.
you pass out before hitting the snow making your passing mericifuly easy.
After all what did you do to deserve this terrible death, you just wanted to go skydiving.




that would be pretty badass
Jun 16 2009 5:16PM
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musick13
Posts: 913 - Karma: 44
Okay, so you wake up in the morning and decide to go sky diving over the Rockey mountains .
You get up in the air and before you can get your parachute on, a ninja spin kicks you out of the plane.
Next the ninja, and a couple of his buddy's jumps out of the airplane to make sure you are dead
so you beat the piss out of the nearest ninja and take his parachute and strap it on leaving him to die while you fight off the others. When you land only one ninja remains and he whips off his mask to reveal that he is actually Sara Palin with two extra heads. one is Kim Kardashian and the other is Mel Gibson with bear jaws. You fight off two heads but the third one ( Kim Kardashian) manages to bite you giving you only thirty hours to live before the terrible poison makes your head pop like a fire cracker. Then you look in your purse (I can hear you judging me from here) and you find the stapler that you carry in case you are mugged(JK I Dont carry a purse).you take the stapler and staple the Sara Palin monster to the ground. You then strap on your skis and land the first quintouple front flip in compatition and win. then you find the biggest cliff in the world and ski off of it before the poison that the sara palin  thing injected you with finds your brain and makes everyone in the nearby vecinity temporairily deaf.
you pass out before hitting the snow making your passing mericifuly easy.
After all what did you do to deserve this terrible death, you just wanted to go skydiving.




that would be pretty badass
Jun 16 2009 5:17PM
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ski@jaypeak2
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Jun 16 2009 5:49PM
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dave44
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while climaxing
Jun 16 2009 6:14PM
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*steeze_is_good
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Wow I was just about to say that^
I call it Mary Poppinsing
Jun 16 2009 6:16PM
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@skiinmitch
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skiing off mt.everest.

Jun 16 2009 6:21PM
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kzrstf
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Go on top of a very tall building

First of all, you need 2 metal cables, the forst one have to be 40feet, and the other 20 feet. Tie the shortest cable to your neck, and the otherto your ankles. After, you will use some crazyglue and glue your hands on yourface.

Now you jump off the building. After 20 feet, the shortestrope should decapitate your head, but the glue will make your head remains inyour hands. People who will find you will see this.
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Jun 16 2009 6:22PM
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pianoman
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This morning I jumped on my horse,

And went out for a ride,

And some wild outlaws chased me

And they shot me in the side.

So I crawled into a wildcat’s cave

To find a place to hide,

But some pirates found me sleeping there,

And soon they had me tied

To a pole and built a fire

Under me—I almost cried

Till a mermaid came and cut me loose

And begged to be my bride,

So I said I’d come back Wednesday

But I must admit I lied.

Then I ran into a jungle swamp

But I forgot my guide

And I stepped into some quicksand,

And no matter how I tried

I couldn’t get out, until I met

A water snake named Clyde,

Who pulled me to some cannibals

Who planned to have me fried.

But an eagle came and swooped me up

And through the air we flied,

But he dropped me in a boiling lake

A thousand miles wide.

And you’ll never guess what I did then—

I DIED.

Jun 16 2009 6:22PM
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K2epro
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build a quarter pipe at the bottom of mt. everest, hike to the top and bomb down from the top then send the shit out of it
Jun 16 2009 6:28PM
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EAST~COAST
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i wanna die takin my wheelchair off the mega ramp while doing a backflip
Jun 16 2009 6:34PM
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erichkuss
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win
Jun 16 2009 6:42PM
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Calb3rt
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Jun 16 2009 7:00PM
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7-3instacall
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you're driving down the road  and at the last second, see momma duck and her babies crossing the road. You brake but then suddenly an 18 wheeler rams you and kills you

Jun 16 2009 7:07PM
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eastside
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on the shitter
Jun 16 2009 7:21PM
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dwhite
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WIN
Jun 16 2009 7:38PM
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thisandthatfilms
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winner?
Jun 16 2009 7:47PM
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twix_182
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Scarface?
Jun 16 2009 7:48PM
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Slop-Tart
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Shane McConkey  PERIOD
Jun 16 2009 8:30PM
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McShane
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that would be pretty epic...

Jun 16 2009 8:49PM
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Swaggermager
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skiing off of a 20 mile cliff while doing megan fox doggy style
Jun 16 2009 8:51PM
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the_moderaper
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theres actually 2 people in a row in my family who died like that... no lie
Jun 16 2009 9:22PM
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eastside
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thats unfortunate. i heard elvis died on the shitter also.
Jun 16 2009 9:29PM
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yuck
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YES! Shel Silverstein! I totally have that book upstairs, loved those poems when i was a kid... hahaha
Jun 16 2009 9:29PM
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