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Park Features You Hate

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parkcrewsoldier
Posts: 60 - Karma: 16
4.Flat Landings
3.Ride On Rainbow Features
2.Down Rails not set up urban (esp single barrel)
1.Short Transitions with large decks
Jun 15 2009 11:43AM
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parkcrewsoldier
Posts: 60 - Karma: 16
especially small flat landings to 40+ft jumps that have tiny transitions
Jun 15 2009 6:39PM
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cashdebt
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 349
transitions that are too poppy, i like nice smooth ones that are big,
also jump lines w/sketch speed
Jun 15 2009 6:50PM
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Triple_Strum
Posts: 6382 - Karma: 946

the only thing worse than the small landing, is the small landing that is also the wrong pitch.

I get soo annoyed/angry when park crews make a jump that has a semi-flat to little pop take-off and then has a steep landing.  You have to pick the PERFECT speed not to overshoot the whole thing or come up short.  Grrr.  Physics people!

Jun 15 2009 7:31PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
too much of a gap between rail and lip (height wise that is). i mean yeah give it some height but not two feet past the unshaped lip. grrr

sticky rails/boxes

huge ruts in jib landings or takeoffs

lineups

jumps that require more speed but with no possibility of extra speed.
Jun 15 2009 8:08PM
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Shlogan
Posts: 4942 - Karma: 430
wooden boxes/ rails that are not maintained well. Monarch case and point.
Jun 15 2009 8:26PM
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Kmania
Posts: 756 - Karma: 79
these are the best! hit em fast enough and you can catch tons of air

and i hate kickers that are sculpted like junk. throws my balance off
Jun 15 2009 9:34PM
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.peter
Posts: 1222 - Karma: 63
1. sticky rails
2. excessively steep down rails
3. Jumps that are too big for the park (so big it's impossible to make the landing unless conditions are absolutely perfect or ever!)
Jun 15 2009 10:02PM
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the.hoffman
Posts: 1372 - Karma: 283
Short rails or boxes. My hill has such sick looking rails, but they are all just a little too short to be very fun. Its frustrating.
Jun 15 2009 10:22PM
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A.R.
Posts: 1111 - Karma: 11
small landings.
any flat box or rail. unless its like 3 feet wide...then it is acceptable.
poorly built hips.....
stupidly small jumps....like 30 feet and less

Jun 15 2009 10:58PM
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mysticllamarider
Posts: 343 - Karma: 4
+K
Jun 15 2009 10:58PM
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KennyC
Posts: 1922 - Karma: 46
ha amen i always catch edges on those things!
Jun 15 2009 11:01PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
first jump at mission ridge...
Jun 15 2009 11:04PM
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polka.yardSAIL
Posts: 459 - Karma: 8
even the searchbar? :p

i don't like the guitar box...
Jun 15 2009 11:46PM
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Newschool_Pope
Posts: 2473 - Karma: 267
A frame rails and kickers which little children dont jump over, but ski over on the other side. that totally destroys the takeoff and makes me catch an edge alot.
icy landings which have bumps and snowpiles in them, especially when landing switch are really bad too IMO.

Jun 16 2009 2:11PM
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finnajon5
Posts: 583 - Karma: 51
shitty kept halfpipes (deathwalls)
takeoffs with ruts that angle your skies so your fucked
any rail/box that has a big enough crack so you hit it and fall , but not big enough so you can find it and fix it.
realllllly short u boxes
cboxes that are tilted, not curved..

Jun 16 2009 2:16PM
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blackoutbill
Posts: 2918 - Karma: 282
The park at Eldeezy. So ghetto
Jun 16 2009 2:21PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
rail landings with unexpected holes anyone? i nearly broke my back afterbangin one of those...
Jun 16 2009 2:26PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
short landings and down rails with huge lips
pretty much go to mtrose and check out their park
yadadadamean

Jun 16 2009 3:14PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
Anything that is going up and ride on. Can't stand features like that. And corrugated pipes scared the crap out of me. Anyone ever fall on one of those and get cheese gratered(sp)? It fucking sucks.
Jun 16 2009 3:29PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 52
i fucking hate when features are put in skew. especially flat boxes and flatbars. when there is so much tilt it makes it damn near impossible to switch up or spin onto the thing without sliding off unless you are Todd Walnuts.
Jun 16 2009 3:33PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
bumpy tubes are awesome tho!
grind dem edges boy
Jun 16 2009 3:36PM
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Rudy.
Posts: 441 - Karma: 24
yeah. that sums it up.
Jun 16 2009 3:37PM
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PurpleDino
Posts: 1513 - Karma: 483
i absolutely hate pole jams
Jun 16 2009 3:40PM
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Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32
corrugated drainage pipes
and the tree jib at whiteface this year = not skier friendly
Jun 16 2009 3:41PM
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Twaddler
Posts: 1197 - Karma: 109
i dont really hate any feature, but i get real frustrated on really short rails and boxes
Jun 16 2009 3:47PM
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WVskiing
Posts: 3007 - Karma: 1,948
ride on battleships and rainbox cause u have to 5050 on the turn while on it
Jun 16 2009 4:21PM
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musick13
Posts: 913 - Karma: 44
Dont hate

Yea I hate flat landings too
Jun 16 2009 4:24PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
Rutted out inruns. Soooo shitty for comin in switch.
Jun 16 2009 4:30PM
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WVskiing
Posts: 3007 - Karma: 1,948
ya   all the snowboarders do that at my mtn
Jun 16 2009 4:33PM
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