After I finished writing this, I realized that it was a novel, but read it anyways.
first time I smoked I had like 1 hit off of a poorly rolled joint, but the first time I got high was when I was with my cousin the summer after that. We had her dads house to ourselves so we decided that we were going to smoke. She has smoked before so she calls up her friends that sell and none of them have anything. Her dad's brother (her uncle, not mine) just happens to live next to them in an duplex that her dad rents to him, and he also happens to be a huge pothead.
So we figure, oh whats a little breaking and entering when we are looking to get high anyways, cause her dad has the key. So she takes it and walks next door, but before she leaves I jokingly say "hey, if he has any porn, go ahead and steal that too"
she comes back 5 minutes later, no pot in hand but laughing her ass off saying that there are 4 big boxes of porn and a ton of paraphrenalia, so we needed to further the search; I go with her to help her search, this is what we found
-4 GIGANTIC boxes filled with porno mags
his bed, just a matress on the floor with a 5 inch tv and a dvd player with a stack of porn discs
- in his closet we find: a backpack with 5 bongs and a shotgun
- and scattered throughout the house we find about 15 pipes
But still no weed in site. I sit down on his couch and there is this little pouch between the cushions. I open it up and there is between a quarter and half ounce in there, so we take a nug and bring it back to her place. We want to smoke it on the patio so that it wont stink, but they dont have a lighter, so I have to roll a joint, and I did it with regular book paper. It tasted like shit but got us stoned. then she makes a tin foil pipe with a pen that we keep lighting with a birthday candle. I had strobe vision; it looked more like a flipbook than fluid motion. We watched some of the vintage porn that we stole, it was hilarious. We ate pop tarts, then we ate ham, then we ate like half of a sheet cake, then after our second smoke sesh with the tin foil pipe, we ate at taco bell. then we passed out. Then her mom picked us up at 4, I was still stoned and decided to recap everything we ate to her mom, who jokingly says "what, did you guys have the munchies?" and I just giggled like a school girl in the backseat. It was a good time.
I was at my friend's Lauren's house one day after school. We had to work on a project but we weren't getting anything done, we were talking about how kids to smoke usually get the best grades when they do absolutely nothing in class. So we decided if you can beat em, join em. Lauren called one of her friends and he gave us bud for free since it was our first time. We went upstairs to her room, and lit a bowl. Our project was the best in the class.