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Willard
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alright so about an hour ago this random little jingle just started playing while i was on newschoolers and i searched my computer for viruses quick check and nothing came up should i scan full search or just relax
May 22 2009 10:21PM
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geet
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panic. delete everything
May 22 2009 10:21PM
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VCharette
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word I get those too like once in a while a bit of stairway to heaven would start playing, I don't know what it is it's quite creepy
May 22 2009 10:22PM
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Willard
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ohword your really starting to piss me off today every post has been bullshit
May 22 2009 10:23PM
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inactive
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what kinda compy?
May 22 2009 10:24PM
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Willard
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just a ramdom stock dell labtop nothing fancy
May 22 2009 10:25PM
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VCharette
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i has a dell computer also and it happens sometimes, I tought it was itunes that fucked.
May 22 2009 10:26PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7713 - Karma: 525
ok theres 4 things you can do...

delete system 32

take a magnet to your hard drive.

throw some water on EVERYTHING

and doo all of the things above
May 22 2009 10:27PM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
i will get to it
May 22 2009 10:29PM
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AlexGaynor
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if you dont have virus protection ( i think i saw that you do) then definitely get "AVG free" and scan.

if you have virus protection, get firefox, and the adblock plus add on, because it might be an ad/popup thing.

if your feeling a little homosexual, then buy a mac (virus free). Some people claim there is other reason to get one, but idk.
May 22 2009 10:42PM
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Pman13a
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haha wow
May 22 2009 10:52PM
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thisandthatfilms
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dude it works like a charm
May 22 2009 10:53PM
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geet
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i apologize. to offer some real response ill tell you that back when my comp was virus ridden this used to happen alot. like ads or music out of nowhere and no way to turn it off. so it migth be that but maybe not. try virus scan if it continues
May 22 2009 10:53PM
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thisandthatfilms
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OMG OWNED SO BAD

[url=http://img36.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pwnt31487.jpg][img=http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/8602/pwnt31487.th.jpg][/url]
May 22 2009 10:57PM
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geet
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May 22 2009 10:59PM
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thisandthatfilms
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shut it
May 22 2009 11:04PM
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no_steeze
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1. ready your spork
2. if it's a metal spork, stab the screen until it breaks, that will eliminate the aliens transmitting the brainwaves through visual contact
if it's a plastic spork, open your computer, and shove it in the hard drive and try to save all your data from the aliens
3. remove and destroy your headphones to eliminate that form of brainwaves
4. take a household metal colander for pasta and put that on your head to protect from brainwaves
5. take off your contaminated brainwave clothes
6. run down the street with your spork alerting the neighborhood of an internet alien attack
7. avoid arrest
8. lay low in a bush for 6 hours until the cops stop looking for you
9. go home and put your computer in the washing machine to clean it from the brainwaves

if you don't do that, you will die
May 22 2009 11:12PM
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fsscott
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ahahahaha
May 22 2009 11:15PM
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m.brus
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you forgot the step where you cover your house with tin foil. Those pesky brainwaves are dangerous if not properly prrotected.
May 22 2009 11:17PM
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OhMyBosh
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delete systems 32 its where viruses install themselves.
May 22 2009 11:21PM
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no_steeze
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thats only if you have a surplus of tin foil, otherwise you waste too much time going to the store and purchasing it, you can do without it but it helps with the brainwaves
you can also take baking sheets and make armor out of them
May 22 2009 11:22PM
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Skibumsmith
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may i suggest the volume button
May 23 2009 2:49AM
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RudyGarmisch
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May 23 2009 2:56AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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Get ad block, you will find its some random add making that noise.
May 23 2009 5:57AM
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thisandthatfilms
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tis what i said.... must be the right thing to do
May 23 2009 9:41AM
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BigRodRiley
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you can virus scan your own computer quickly just hold ALT + F4
May 23 2009 10:52AM
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ilikeplants
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piss all over it. takes care of the problem so quick
May 23 2009 11:06AM
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Kmania
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It looks like someones ready for when the shit hits the fan
May 23 2009 11:39AM
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thisandthatfilms
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ya this also
May 23 2009 11:42AM
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Hack.The.Pow.
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go to task manager and look under processes. find anything you think looks sketchy and look it up to to make sure it is a virus. and delete

or just get an anti-virus program and run a scan
May 23 2009 12:20PM
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panojibber
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Aha! Genius.
Its will clean up your PC and only bears the cost of running a washing machine once!
Perfect!
May 23 2009 1:00PM
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thisandthatfilms
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i just died
May 23 2009 2:09PM
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hartig
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delete the folder named system32
you'll be good, dont worry
May 23 2009 2:33PM
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shawnrohrbach
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most of these will work, like pissing on it or delete System 32, those I like the best, but short of those two fail safe measures, get a spy bot and root kit remover.  Google "Spy bot search and destroy"  and "Sophos root kit".  Your anit-virus is not enough any more. The ads that have to appear on this site to keep it running drop all kinds of spy bot shit on your computer; it's not newschools fault it's the capitalists who pay for ad space who drop that shit on you.  If you have never run a spy bot before, I am guessing that you will have accumualted 100-200 bots every year you've had the computer on line.  These can be as innocent as the old cookies or as pernicious as keyloggers; that is they record every key stroke you put into your keyboard. (Think account numbers and passwords)  Once you get the spy bot remover run it once a week.  If you EVER (and I know no one here does that) drop into a porn site you can GUARANFUCKENTEE you got bad spy bots.  If that doesn't help stop the noises you hear, maybe you need a shrink.
May 23 2009 4:11PM
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Jordan
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= Labtop?



May 23 2009 4:19PM
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.jr
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 uhm did you just steal the joke that you used in your signature?
May 23 2009 4:21PM
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Thenowhereman42
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wow so many people beat me to delete system 32
May 23 2009 4:50PM
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VT_scratch
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the sad thing is some pour soul will stumble across this thread and delete system 32
May 23 2009 5:06PM
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proZach
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1 you're a huge pussy. and 2, its probably just an ad
May 23 2009 8:13PM
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