I went to whistler two weeks ago, and I had to call my canadian friend and ask, "WHAT THE FUCK DO GREEN FLASHING LIGHTS MEAN?" apparently it means "intersection approaching" then why the hell would there be a stoplight at a non-intersection? damn canucks...
brand names and stupid clothes don't make the skier, the skiing makes the skier.
there was no road ahead, but me and my friends left the hotel and went to a bakery to get a cherry pie for a senior on out school trip, it was her birthday. That trip was awesome, we had a 50 person bus with 24. we all had a mini comfortable couch.
YES THE CHERRY PIE WAS delicious.
I don't smoke pot but i'm smart enough to know it should be legal.
on occasion I'll shit in my pants just because I don't make it in time , but generally I just shit in my hands, and walk around untill I find a trash can to put it in....or if I can't find a trash can I just put it in my pocket ~ shreadsticks
"A wise man once told me "asher roth blows dogs for quarters" i believe that man was spot on." ~ yeliR
i swear to god this thread made me laugh so fuckin much
on Biggie vs Lil Wayne - "the problem is that you asked a question that had an extremely predictable answer, making it pointless. Its like asking: would you rather fuck a hot chick or get savagely raped by Hulk Hogan? pointless question" (TZP)
TheNUTZ on stretching Tall Tees - "I hear that if u soak it..............in gasoline and hold a lighter to it, that will probably make it look cooler u fucking bafoon"