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Fat girls at dances

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EAST~COAST
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 91
ii was at a school dance and i have a friend thats a girl and shes not the skinniest girl in the world. so when im grinding her friends and shitt shes just like looking at me and shes dancing alone. im like shitt she wants me to dance with her. by no means do i want to dance with her. what the hell do you do in that situation?! i felt reallly bad that she was just chillen there the whole night while all her friends and my friends were havinn a fun time
May 14 2009 5:47PM
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Justin.B
Posts: 2257 - Karma: 721
dont feel bad about it. If you didnt want to dance with her than dont. She should know to go find someone else if your not making the initiative. Does she not know any fat guys to dance with?
May 14 2009 5:54PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
give her a slim fast and tell her "maybe next time"
May 14 2009 5:54PM
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Tortao
Posts: 1292 - Karma: 10
you truly are a beez
May 14 2009 5:55PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
Wow, you are so right.
May 14 2009 5:57PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
harpoon. man it.
May 14 2009 5:57PM
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EAST~COAST
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 91
we dont really chill with any fat guys soo thats outt of the question
May 14 2009 5:57PM
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PeterNorth
Posts: 1347 - Karma: 1,232
baaahahahaha
May 14 2009 6:04PM
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bout_it
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 17
fat girls need lovin too ya know.

hah I feel ya though.
May 14 2009 6:13PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
off to the whale hunt
May 14 2009 6:17PM
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McLeod
Posts: 1762 - Karma: 1,582
thats the glorious thing about fat girls, or so ive heard. whenever you give one of them some love they give it 150%, because they know they might not be getting any for a long time. ha
May 14 2009 6:21PM
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InkShrink
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 30

Damn that sucks.

She's got some cushion for dat pushin'

May 14 2009 6:23PM
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eheath
Posts: 61155 - Karma: 118,841
You never know, should could be a bomb dancer and you're missing out, or shes a terrible dancer and you're missing nothing. Never know until you try, if you dare. Unless you're like 15, then my point is not valid cause no 15 year old girl is good at dancing.
May 14 2009 6:29PM
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king.tubby
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 122
take one for the team?
May 14 2009 6:43PM
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EAST~COAST
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 91
to bad im 15.....
May 14 2009 7:16PM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 170
fat girls need love too... they just gotta pay.
May 14 2009 7:19PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
what the fuck. now i've got this image in my head of a fat girl violently raping any man who shows the slightest interest in her.
May 14 2009 7:21PM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,356
Well if you tell her to go away then your gonna really be hurtin' when you need a blow job this summer.
May 14 2009 7:22PM
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EAST~COAST
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 91
i would rather go a week without a bj than except one from herr
May 14 2009 7:25PM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,356
haha. touche
May 14 2009 7:25PM
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thelizards
Posts: 4042 - Karma: 43
Why dont you just kill her?
May 14 2009 7:38PM
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klax06
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 211
not ur fault at all if she wants someone to grind with she either gotta take some laps and not et as much or go for someone in her own league not ur fault u dont want more cushion for the pushin
May 14 2009 7:39PM
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EAST~COAST
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 91
hahahha "take some laps"
May 14 2009 7:47PM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
they just have to pay...
May 14 2009 7:52PM
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D-Rex
Posts: 285 - Karma: 40
Fat girls are like Mopeds. Theyre fun to ride as long as no one sees you.
May 14 2009 7:54PM
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speightphoto
Posts: 182 - Karma: 64
hahaha
May 14 2009 7:59PM
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garygohard
Posts: 1463 - Karma: 2,871

gigity gigity

gigity goo

May 14 2009 8:02PM
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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
hahahahaha
May 14 2009 8:04PM
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Sufferboy
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May 14 2009 8:07PM
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tinkytwinky
Posts: 2432 - Karma: 1,446

LOL^^^

i know how you feel thoug. i have this super de duper babe of a girlfriend, but before we went out she had this friend nameed irene who liked me, and whenever id be grinding on taylors beautiful ass she would always stare at me. as mean as this sounds just dont look at her. becuase then it just seems like you couldnt see her. evern if shes like a fucking elephant and is impossible not to see.

wow i sound like a doucher haha

May 14 2009 8:57PM
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EAST~COAST
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 91
haha soo true dudee ^^
May 14 2009 9:36PM
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Lateralis
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what a fat fucken ungrateful slag
May 14 2009 9:38PM
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hue.
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Men don't use the word "feel" cause us men have no feelings
May 14 2009 9:40PM
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RICK_ROSS
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its all good, they dont have feelings
May 14 2009 9:44PM
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Joshua.
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i love you.... lol
May 14 2009 9:50PM
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tinkytwinky
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seriously though just pretend like shes not there.. becuase then shes all like "oh maybe he doesnt see me, even though i take up 94% of the room" and plus it prevents wierd akward stares. also when i asked out my girl friend she immediatley stooped eyeing me, she never says anything anymore...its awsome. just make her KNOW that you do not want her and that you are taken by ignoring her even if its sounds like a deuce move...

                                                           ^^thats how its spelt......deuce.....douche? idk

May 14 2009 10:19PM
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BennyV
Posts: 569 - Karma: 11
have a group of your friends party boy her then tell her that they are all really into her. Best case scenareo, shell feel wanted and your friends will feel as if they are funny...my friends always used to do it to this gay kid at my school, but he was way too into it..
May 14 2009 11:23PM
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polka.yardSAIL
Posts: 459 - Karma: 8
a whole week!?
May 14 2009 11:42PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
im not into fat chicks by any means, but ill rub up on a husky broad if im shitty enough, just for laughs
May 14 2009 11:49PM
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Enjoi.
Posts: 297 - Karma: 9
that reminds of this thing that happened at my school.
skip to 5:24 to see what im talking about.
and check out 3:10 for some sick dancing.


May 15 2009 12:18AM
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Enjoi.
Posts: 297 - Karma: 9
Meant 5:34
May 15 2009 12:21AM
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DutchhGutss
Posts: 896 - Karma: 124
idk i woulda kept dancing with her "cuter" freinds haha
May 15 2009 10:13AM
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r0dubs
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[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v654/heffem/blog/posts/2007/08-august/06-lold/i-lol-d.jpg/[IMG]
May 15 2009 10:28AM
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*Nickdel*
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 868
hahah nice shane
May 15 2009 10:38AM
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spidey
Posts: 347 - Karma: 22
school dances are gay as fuck.
May 15 2009 11:02AM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
pity doesn't make fat chicks feel better.
May 15 2009 12:47PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
I wish fat ppl had the texture and consistancy like putty. Mostly beasue i could print the news paper, and it would be funny if they ran into each other
May 15 2009 12:48PM
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Shorton
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 13
Your contribution to this thread is outstanding
May 15 2009 1:14PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9091 - Karma: 3,017
hahahahsahahahahahahahahahazzz
May 15 2009 1:15PM
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pinklittlelamb
Posts: 161 - Karma: 7
You have morals, and grinding with some fat fuck most definitely violates them. I've been in your situation before.
May 15 2009 3:29PM
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factory81
Posts: 3967 - Karma: 63
Tell her you would love to dance with her, but fake that you've got a crush on this one girl (hell maybe you do), and you don't want to mess things up with her. Then tell her she looks really nice, and that you are going to excuse yourself to ask your friend if he wants to dance with her.

Than you wait for the fat girl to tell some hotty how your such a good guy.


May 15 2009 5:20PM
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