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Hilarious Quotes from Movies
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alright, so I found a couple threads about funny quotes, but I want to keep this strictly to movies
Rule:
funny quote, then mention what movie it's from
then, mention if the quote is really the only funny thing, or if the movie is actually worth seeing
(Im running out of funny movies to watch that I haven't seen yet, or can't think of any to see)
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"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic
things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent
response were you even close to anything that could be considered a
rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having
listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your
soul."
-Billy Madison
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"Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out."
-Tucker Max
Taken from the AWESOME book, 'I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell'
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"I know their just kids...BUT MAN WE BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THEM!"
-Dogma
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GREAT BOOK!!!
I highly recommend it to anyone who wants to cry laughing
Books count too
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"She had hands as big as Andre the Giant, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls."
- 40-Year Old Virgin
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"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."
"I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it"
Both from Mark Twain, the author.
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But that is a violation of the rules!
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"You don't need to put your P in a V right now."
"No, I need to B my L on someone's T's!"
- Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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Amendment 1.1 Clause A
"Books count too."
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"Name's Barf. I'm a Mog, half man half dog. I'm my own best friend."
- Spaceballs
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hay guyz!
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Oh, my bad. I thought I was posting in the 'Pointless thread that is not funny' thread.
Oops.
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