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Novea
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Out of curiosity, what are your beliefs on the existence of God?

Please be precise, and try to conform to the following:
1.  Does one exist?
2.  If so, who/what is it?
3.  Said God's moral standards?
4.  Why do you believe in said deity?

Rules to the thread:

1. Bump at your own risk
2. Keep it relatively clean (PG-13 ish)
3. Try to be open-minded.
4. Piss off the moderator at your own risk
5. No, Chuck Norris is not a God.
May 2 2009 12:42AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
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PG13....  BAHAHAHAHAHAH!
May 2 2009 12:43AM
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Novea
Posts: 158 - Karma: 10
You had to do it didn't you.
May 2 2009 12:55AM
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Ben.
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May 2 2009 12:57AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
ben strikes again....

but this dude isnt an alias, he just found the site recently, i can vouch for him.
May 2 2009 12:59AM
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BigJew
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No god is a good god.
May 2 2009 12:59AM
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Piste.Off
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May 2 2009 12:59AM
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Novea
Posts: 158 - Karma: 10
Dammit!  I just started here and I get labeled a troll?!
COME ON PEOPLE!  It's a legit question.
Seriously, what do I need to do...start posting on random crap like that thing on the Scene Girls?

May 2 2009 1:01AM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
  1. TRANSCENDENTAL ARGUMENT, a.k.a. PRESUPPOSITIONALIST (I)
    (1) If reason exists then God exists.
    (2) Reason exists.
    (3) Therefore, God exists.

  2. COSMOLOGICAL ARGUMENT, a.k.a. FIRST CAUSE ARGUMENT (I)
    (1) If I say something must have a cause, it has a cause.
    (2) I say the universe must have a cause.
    (3) Therefore, the universe has a cause.
    (4) Therefore, God exists.

  3. ONTOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (I)
    (1) I define God to be X.
    (2) Since I can conceive of X, X must exist.
    (3) Therefore, God exists.

  4. ONTOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (II)
    (1) I can conceive of a perfect God.
    (2) One of the qualities of perfection is existence.
    (3) Therefore, God exists.

  5. MODAL ONTOLOGICAL ARGUMENT
    (1) God is either necessary or unnecessary.
    (2) God is not unnecessary, therefore God must be necessary.
    (3) Therefore, God exists.

  6. ARGUMENT FROM DESIGN, a.k.a. TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (I)
    (1) Check out the world/universe/giraffe.  Isn't it complex?
    (2) Only God could have made them so complex.
    (3) Therefore, God exists.

  7. ARGUMENT FROM BEAUTY, a.k.a. DESIGN/TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (II)
    (1) Isn't that baby/sunset/flower/tree beautiful?
    (2) Only God could have made them so beautiful.
    (3) Therefore, God exists.

  8. ARGUMENT FROM MIRACLES (I)
    (1) My aunt had cancer.
    (2) The doctors gave her all these horrible treatments.
    (3) My aunt prayed to God and now she doesn't have cancer.
    (4) Therefore, God exists.

  9. MORAL ARGUMENT (I)
    (1) Person X, a well-known atheist, was morally inferior to the rest of us.
    (2) Therefore, God exists.

  10. MORAL ARGUMENT (II)
    (1) In my younger days I was a cursing, drinking, smoking, gambling, child-molesting, thieving, murdering, bed-wetting bastard.
    (2) That all changed once I became religious.
    (3) Therefore, God exists.

  11. ARGUMENT FROM CREATION, a.k.a. ARGUMENT FROM PERSONAL INCREDULITY (I)
    (1) If evolution is false, then creationism is true, and therefore God exists.
    (2) Evolution can't be true, since I lack the mental capacity to understand it; moreover, to accept its truth would cause me to be uncomfortable.
    (3) Therefore, God exists.

  12. ARGUMENT FROM FEAR
    (1) If there is no God then we're all going to not exist after we die.
    (2) I'm afraid of that.
    (3) Therefore, God exists.

  13. ARGUMENT FROM THE BIBLE
    (1) [arbitrary passage from OT]
    (2) [arbitrary passage from NT]
    (3) Therefore, God exists.    I have 647 more reasons.
May 2 2009 1:01AM
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Mr.Panda
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yes.....

or about how you are gay for Tom Wallisch.
May 2 2009 1:02AM
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woogity
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whoa?! you didnt see team americas joss edit. he was in the whole thing. he was dumonts teammate. duhhhhh.
May 2 2009 1:02AM
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Ben.
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sorry, when your first post is this... what else do you expect me to think.
May 2 2009 1:04AM
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Novea
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*retch*

I think the scene girls is a much better option.
May 2 2009 1:05AM
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Mr.Panda
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maybe he is God and he wants to smite your muslim ass Ben?
May 2 2009 1:05AM
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Ben.
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i also have a crazy pastor. and my buddys a domestic terrorist. you know me too well. oh yeah and i wasnt born in this country.

sound like someone familiar?
May 2 2009 1:07AM
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Mr.Panda
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osama comes to mind............
May 2 2009 1:08AM
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GhostfaceKillah
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I'm taking Philosophy of Religion this summer so I get to learn about alllllll of those arguments
May 2 2009 1:16AM
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ElbridgeGerry
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WHY DIDNT ANYONE GET MY 666 JOKE? :(
May 2 2009 1:22AM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
aww fuck. I know why. 647+13=660 not 666. I shoulda written 653 not 647
May 2 2009 1:24AM
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Mr.Panda
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too many words dude.....
May 2 2009 1:24AM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
..............................................
May 2 2009 1:31AM
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RudyGarmisch
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1) No
May 2 2009 3:14AM
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JamesR
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i waeat godas for breakfas t  n omnomopmnom
May 2 2009 3:34AM
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Alex_G
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haha you are such a faggot who makes rules for a thread? this isnt a game its a topic that really has no boundaries. some people believe chuck norris is god, let them believe that you douchebag. is that pg13 enough for your faggot rulemaking ass you shit piss fuck cum cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat.cuntmuscle gay asian 3some watching immature son of a bitch. i dont give a fuck about yo gay ass roolz.
May 2 2009 3:42AM
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k-rob
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if there was a god

i'd make it suck my dick
May 2 2009 3:43AM
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yellav
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RAmen
May 2 2009 4:31AM
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THUGwife
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i do not believe in God and preachers annoy me
May 2 2009 5:05AM
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gbirrd
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SCIENCE.

May 2 2009 9:34AM
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987321654hgfd
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May 2 2009 9:40AM
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panojibber
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Everyone is atheist to most of the gods in the world. I just take it one god further : )
May 2 2009 9:43AM
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AALT
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Nope.
May 2 2009 9:45AM
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MatRich
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there is no god /thread
May 2 2009 10:06AM
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*Fujative*
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hahah nice try though.
May 2 2009 11:03AM
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TotallyTrevor
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yeah god is a bunch of bullshit, i dont believe in it

if you think of the possibility of it, like really think about it, its basically impossible, i dont care how magic he is
May 2 2009 11:11AM
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mattridesskis
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i say pics or it didnt happen
May 2 2009 11:13AM
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Novea
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Well, I just made some damn rules, the intention was to keep things on damn topic, you immature, overfed, commie!

Then someone like you comes along, who has absolutely nothing concrete or viable to say (not to mention ridiculously childish) and just posts some bullshit like this to make himself (or herself?  Itself?  Can't tell) look somewhat "badass".

Clearly the boundaries I put up have no relevance to you, which means, DON'T POST ON MY DAMNED THREAD YOU IDIOT, SINCE YOU AREN'T GOING TO FUCKING LISTEN TO ANYTHING I ASKED FOR.

May 2 2009 3:12PM
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Novea
Posts: 158 - Karma: 10
These all have holes, you know.

Do you have a preference?
May 2 2009 3:13PM
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Novea
Posts: 158 - Karma: 10
Well, some people actually think that 660 is the correct "number of the beast".

In any case, good attempt.  I give you kudos.
May 2 2009 3:14PM
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Mr.Panda
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i choose to agree with these guys.........


and the only rules anyone follows here is their own and occasionaly the ToS......


May 2 2009 3:21PM
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Sufferboy
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I belive there is a God but he doesnt give a Fuck about me.
May 2 2009 3:23PM
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PSiekierski
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nah hes not real
May 2 2009 3:30PM
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Mr.Panda
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"HOW ABOUT YOU LITTLE GIRL?!?!  WOULD YOU LIKE TO SWEAR ON AN IMAGINARY FRIEND TOO?!?!?!  BAHAHAHAHA!"

best line in that fucking movie.
May 2 2009 3:33PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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wtf
May 2 2009 3:38PM
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TechnoPotamus
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May 2 2009 3:39PM
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Mr.Panda
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in Punisher: Warzone Jigsaw (dude in the pic) is interrogating this lady and she says essentially "i swear to god we dont have your money" and he does the imaginary friend thing to her daughter...  i thought it fit the thread...  apparently not.
May 2 2009 3:40PM
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k-rob
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it would probably have worked better if people had actually watched that movie
May 2 2009 3:42PM
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Mr.Panda
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yeah...  i didnt think i would like it but i thought it was pretty decent.
May 2 2009 3:47PM
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COLONELSanders
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I like the way this sounds 


:)
May 2 2009 3:47PM
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LineAddiction9
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JUST FOR YOUR WORTHLESS RULES I HOPE YOU BURN IN THE PRESENCE OF GOD!!!   EVEN GOD HATES YOU!!!!!!    PG13ISH  HOLY FUCK YOUR A GAY FAGGOT!!!!!!!   WHO WOULD EVER EVEN SAY SUCH A THING OR MAKE RULES FOR A THREAD!!!    I HOPE GOD TORTURES YOU FOR ALL I CARE!!!
May 2 2009 4:06PM
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k-rob
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for a second there i thought i was on youtube
May 2 2009 4:15PM
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TechnoPotamus
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too bad i already had your karma at 0.
May 2 2009 4:15PM
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