From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole
scene had an eerie surreal quality, like when you're
on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on
at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers
raced across the grassy field toward each other like
two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m.
traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m.
Up side down, and inside out
Imma show you folks what it's all about
Now its time for a nigga to get on the mic
And make this mother fucking party hype
Im takin it back to the old school
Cuz Im a old fool
Whose sooo cool
If ya want to get down, imma show you the way
Whoomp there it is, let me hear you say.